Higgs Boson wrote:

Do not water in the
heat of the day; the sun can burn through the water drops to the
plant leaves.


Get out, that isn't right.

The reason you don't water in the middle of the day is the Faeries need to
have a shower sometimes and they won't drop their gear in full sun. If they
do there is a risk that they get sunburned on their tiny ...s due to the
hole in the ozone layer. If their ...s get sunburned they will glow in the
dark and then you have to rub them with Extra Virgin olive oil . So be nice
to the Little People and water in the evening, or keep the EVOO nearby and
your hands warm.

D