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Old 14-04-2013, 03:38 AM posted to rec.gardens
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Default How to transplant roses

On Friday, April 12, 2013 11:15:09 PM UTC-7, David Hare-Scott wrote:
Higgs Boson wrote:



Do not water in the

heat of the day; the sun can burn through the water drops to the


plant leaves.






Get out, that isn't right.



The reason you don't water in the middle of the day is the Faeries need to

have a shower sometimes and they won't drop their gear in full sun. If they

do there is a risk that they get sunburned on their tiny ...s due to the

hole in the ozone layer. If their ...s get sunburned they will glow in the

dark and then you have to rub them with Extra Virgin olive oil . So be nice

to the Little People and water in the evening, or keep the EVOO nearby and

your hands warm.


Oh, thank you David! That makes it perfectly clear, and ever so much more poetically VBG

HB



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