In article , David Hill
writes
I'm not that flexible

Give him a biscuit and he might let you
[Whoops - wrong joke/punchline]

Man sees dog licking the regions in front of its nether regions. Says
to dog owner:
"I wish I could do that"
Dog owner says:
"Give him a biscuit and he might let you"

Ah yes, the old ones can be the best. But please note - humour can go
down as well as up. And be aware that in the circumstances, something
almost certainly contains nuts.
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regards andyw