On 05/04/2013 07:28 PM, Natural Girl wrote:
On 5/4/2013 5:46 PM, Todd wrote:
On 05/04/2013 12:30 PM, Natural Girl wrote:
On 5/3/2013 6:23 PM, David E. Ross wrote:
On 5/3/13 12:15 PM, Frank wrote [in part]:

You need know laws where you live. Some places like here make trap
and
release illegal but you can trap and kill the animal. I released a
squirrel right in front of a cop once but he said nothing.

It's not merely trap-and-release. The laws also vary regarding killing
squirrels. Gray squirrels are native to southern California and are
protected by law. Red squirrels, however, are an introduced species
and
may be killed.


What do you kill if you're color blind? LOL


Color blind? No problem. They are black and white. No
colors to worry about. All black, except a long wide white
stripe that runs from head to their tail. They are not
very fast and have cute bushy tails. All other animals
keep clear of them. They are attracted to leftover dog
and cat food. Sneak up on them with a bat. Ignore the odor.

:-)

-T

With friends like these ...

HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!


Had fun writing it. Part of me worried someone would take
me seriously, but I couldn't imagine -- there were too many
hints. And, it was way too corny to be taken seriously.