On 24 Apr 2003 22:19:23 GMT, (Nick Maclaren) wrote:

| In message , Rhiannon Macfie Miller
| writes
| My husband doesn't like rhubarb and won't let me grow any.
|
| Have you considered divorce?
|
| Did you try force-feeding him on it? That is a common cause of
| discord, up to and including divorce and probably even murder :-)
|
| When my wife wanted some, I made the formal condition that I would
| grow it provided that she never fed it to me. The plants died in
| the series of dry summers a decade back,

Yes I believe you.