On 04/07/2013 22:20, 'Mike' wrote:


"David Hill" wrote in message ...

Where do socks go when one disappears? I have lost a right sock.
Where is it?

How do you know it's the right one?
Lo you have them labelled left and right?


http://www.nauticalia.com/uk-info/cl...ocks/6337.html

http://www.nauticalia.com/uk-info/gi...ocks/6505.html

To save you from having to recite there is no Red Port wine Left in
the bottle.

An Aussie acquaintance tells me of a commander of a fast patrol boat
who kept his left big toenail painted red.
--
Phil Cook