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Old 13-07-2013, 05:11 PM posted to uk.rec.gardening
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In article ,
stuart noble wrote:
On 13/07/2013 15:51, Janet wrote:
In article ,
says...

Actually I shower, but the water is never atomised finely enough to
inhale, and it does come straight from the mains


Yebbut, when you switch off the shower a bit of warm water sits
between the heater and the showerhead, festering evilly, seething with
germans.To be safe from inhaling the toxic slime droplets you should
always wear a plastic bag over your head.


Do I need an orange as well?


No, but the plastic bag should be one of the silvered ones, so
that the layer of aluminium protects you from the government's
microwave brainwashing.

Did you think that those masts were for television, mobile
telephones and so on? More fool you.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.