On 02/08/2013 08:55, Martin wrote:
On Thu, 01 Aug 2013 22:28:35 +0100, Spider wrote:

On 01/08/2013 21:54, Martin wrote:
On Thu, 01 Aug 2013 20:16:55 +0100, David Hill
wrote:


Are these puns elver going to end? I'm running out of fish!

Your crustaceans are showing. Oo-er missus.



Well, I'm not going to pom-fret about that. I'm going to tope some tea.

How about some pruning so much dross to plough through, though I feel
this thread has run its course.

up the salmon leap?




We'd better not be shellfish, Martin. Perhaps we've had our chips?

You can't have your fish cake and eat it.

You can with a microwave.