Our gardener accidentally cut through a blackbirds nest while cutting
the hedge. He was very upset because the nest contained eggs. It was
quite difficult to put the hedge back together but we managed to fool
the birds.

Steve

All scrambled to help?

whilst hedging his bets with duct tape.

No use, they were Blackbirds

If blue tack works for tits, what is Scotch tape good for?

Holding your Kilt down