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Ophelia[_7_] · 13-09-2013, 09:47 AM posted to uk.rec.gardening

"Malcolm" wrote in message
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In article , Ophelia
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"David Hill" wrote in message
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On 10/09/2013 19:57, Jake wrote:
On 9 Sep 2013 22:52:05 GMT, Victoria Conlan wrote:

wrote:
I was also at Tesco the other day, and I saw a dog licking his
privates. I
said to his owner "I wish I could do that"
The owner said "Give him one of Davids biscuits and he will let you"

Now that is an old quote from Churchill

I know David said he's retired, but I didn't realise he was pals with
Chuchill ...

That's the real reason he was banned - standing in the entrance
smoking a fat cigar in defiance of their no-smoking policy (which
doesn't apply to certain pork and fish products I notice).

The pork and fish products were involved in smoking but they've been
cured now

You sure they are not just feeling a bit better?

Possibly they're feeling cheesed off.

Or just hamming it up?
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