"'Mike'" wrote in message
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. I am feeling particularly p*ssed off as
out combi boiler has been broken for almost a week, so I am smelly and
my hair could be used to fry chips!
Try boiling kettles.
Empty one in your bathroom sink and add cold water. Wash your hair in that.
Use another kettle to do the same to stand naked in front of said sink and
wash yourself from top to bottom.
FGS. Have you forgotten when most people had to do that years ago?