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ted 19-10-2009 02:13 AM

i am a dummy
 
bingo i think this should work now testing 123

Bloke Down The Pub 19-10-2009 03:05 AM

i am a dummy
 

"ted" wrote in message
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bingo i think this should work now testing 123


Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike



ted 19-10-2009 04:42 AM

i am a dummy
 
Bloke Down The Pub wrote:
"ted" wrote in message
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bingo i think this should work now testing 123


Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike


mike looks like you have won the chook raffle its on its way

Jonno[_20_] 19-10-2009 05:39 AM

i am a dummy
 

"ted" wrote in message
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Bloke Down The Pub wrote:
"ted" wrote in message
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bingo i think this should work now testing 123


Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike


mike looks like you have won the chook raffle its on its way

This is rigged...


ted 19-10-2009 07:04 AM

i am a dummy
 
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
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Bloke Down The Pub wrote:
"ted" wrote in message
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bingo i think this should work now testing 123

Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike


mike looks like you have won the chook raffle its on its way

This is rigged...


did i say i ran an honest chook raffle ;-)

abigail

Jonno[_20_] 19-10-2009 07:14 AM

i am a dummy
 

"ted" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Bloke Down The Pub wrote:
"ted" wrote in message
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bingo i think this should work now testing 123

Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike


mike looks like you have won the chook raffle its on its way

This is rigged...


did i say i ran an honest chook raffle ;-)

abigail

Yeah well its like the un-live lotto draws.(why is it so?) They're rigged
too!
Wouldn't expect anything else....from an amateur! Especially one from number
99


ted 19-10-2009 07:22 AM

i am a dummy
 
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Bloke Down The Pub wrote:
"ted" wrote in message
...
bingo i think this should work now testing 123

Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike


mike looks like you have won the chook raffle its on its way
This is rigged...


did i say i ran an honest chook raffle ;-)

abigail

Yeah well its like the un-live lotto draws.(why is it so?) They're
rigged too!
Wouldn't expect anything else....from an amateur! Especially one from
number 99


haha that was quick and as for number 99, IF!!! i was old enough to
remember it i would say to you its not the same abigail hmmmm wonder
what ever happened to her she must have fallen off the perch by now and
as far as your amateur comment goes you are 100% right

the real abigail

Anne Chambers[_2_] 19-10-2009 07:34 AM

i am a dummy
 
ted wrote:
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Bloke Down The Pub wrote:
"ted" wrote in message
...
bingo i think this should work now testing 123

Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike


mike looks like you have won the chook raffle its on its way
This is rigged...


did i say i ran an honest chook raffle ;-)

abigail

Yeah well its like the un-live lotto draws.(why is it so?) They're
rigged too!
Wouldn't expect anything else....from an amateur! Especially one from
number 99


haha that was quick and as for number 99, IF!!! i was old enough to
remember it i would say to you its not the same abigail hmmmm wonder
what ever happened to her she must have fallen off the perch by now and
as far as your amateur comment goes you are 100% right

the real abigail

I thought it was No 96 ?

--
Anne Chambers
South Australia

anne dot chambers at bigpond dot com

Jonthe Fly 19-10-2009 07:47 AM

i am a dummy
 
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Bloke Down The Pub wrote:
"ted" wrote in message
...
bingo i think this should work now testing 123

Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike


mike looks like you have won the chook raffle its on its way
This is rigged...


did i say i ran an honest chook raffle ;-)

abigail

Yeah well its like the un-live lotto draws.(why is it so?) They're
rigged too!
Wouldn't expect anything else....from an amateur! Especially one from
number 99

Ya mean number 96?

Jonthe Fly 19-10-2009 07:47 AM

i am a dummy
 
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Bloke Down The Pub wrote:
"ted" wrote in message
...
bingo i think this should work now testing 123

Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike


mike looks like you have won the chook raffle its on its way
This is rigged...


did i say i ran an honest chook raffle ;-)

abigail

Yeah well its like the un-live lotto draws.(why is it so?) They're
rigged too!
Wouldn't expect anything else....from an amateur! Especially one from
number 99

Ya mean number 96?

ted 19-10-2009 07:59 AM

i am a dummy
 
Anne Chambers wrote:
ted wrote:
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Bloke Down The Pub wrote:
"ted" wrote in message
...
bingo i think this should work now testing 123

Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike


mike looks like you have won the chook raffle its on its way
This is rigged...


did i say i ran an honest chook raffle ;-)

abigail
Yeah well its like the un-live lotto draws.(why is it so?) They're
rigged too!
Wouldn't expect anything else....from an amateur! Especially one from
number 99


haha that was quick and as for number 99, IF!!! i was old enough to
remember it i would say to you its not the same abigail hmmmm wonder
what ever happened to her she must have fallen off the perch by now and
as far as your amateur comment goes you are 100% right

the real abigail

I thought it was No 96 ?

it was but i assumed the poor old thing got his numbers confused

Jonno[_20_] 19-10-2009 08:13 AM

i am a dummy
 

"Jonthe Fly" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Bloke Down The Pub wrote:
"ted" wrote in message
...
bingo i think this should work now testing 123

Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike


mike looks like you have won the chook raffle its on its way
This is rigged...


did i say i ran an honest chook raffle ;-)

abigail

Yeah well its like the un-live lotto draws.(why is it so?) They're rigged
too!
Wouldn't expect anything else....from an amateur! Especially one from
number 99

Ya mean number 96?

Talking to myself?


ted 19-10-2009 08:18 AM

i am a dummy
 
Jonno wrote:

"Jonthe Fly" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Bloke Down The Pub wrote:
"ted" wrote in message
...
bingo i think this should work now testing 123

Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike


mike looks like you have won the chook raffle its on its way
This is rigged...


did i say i ran an honest chook raffle ;-)

abigail
Yeah well its like the un-live lotto draws.(why is it so?) They're
rigged too!
Wouldn't expect anything else....from an amateur! Especially one from
number 99

Ya mean number 96?

Talking to myself?

well if you are talking to yourself then you should get some sensible
answers that you can not argue with ( just another way of looking at
talking to oneself )

Jonno[_20_] 19-10-2009 10:14 AM

i am a dummy
 

"ted" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"Jonthe Fly" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Bloke Down The Pub wrote:
"ted" wrote in message
...
bingo i think this should work now testing 123

Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike


mike looks like you have won the chook raffle its on its way
This is rigged...


did i say i ran an honest chook raffle ;-)

abigail
Yeah well its like the un-live lotto draws.(why is it so?) They're
rigged too!
Wouldn't expect anything else....from an amateur! Especially one from
number 99
Ya mean number 96?

Talking to myself?

well if you are talking to yourself then you should get some sensible
answers that you can not argue with ( just another way of looking at
talking to oneself )

The problem is am I qualified to answer these qeustions.
Oh I am so confused!
Its the beauty of getting older.
I was at the doctors the other day, and I asked him if I was getting
alzheimers.
He told me to go home and forget about it.
Another beuatiful day in Victoria.
Dang me spell checkers gone on the fritz!!!



loosecanon 19-10-2009 10:51 AM

i am a dummy
 

"ted" wrote in message
...
Anne Chambers wrote:
ted wrote:
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Bloke Down The Pub wrote:
"ted" wrote in message
...
bingo i think this should work now testing 123

Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike


mike looks like you have won the chook raffle its on its way
This is rigged...


did i say i ran an honest chook raffle ;-)

abigail
Yeah well its like the un-live lotto draws.(why is it so?) They're
rigged too!
Wouldn't expect anything else....from an amateur! Especially one from
number 99

haha that was quick and as for number 99, IF!!! i was old enough to
remember it i would say to you its not the same abigail hmmmm wonder
what ever happened to her she must have fallen off the perch by now and
as far as your amateur comment goes you are 100% right

the real abigail

I thought it was No 96 ?

it was but i assumed the poor old thing got his numbers confused


maybe he needs to Get Smart 99 was his girl friend. Alas Don is gone but
whatever happened to Barbara Feldon.



loosecanon 19-10-2009 10:53 AM

i am a dummy
 

"ted" wrote in message
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Jonno wrote:

"Jonthe Fly" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Bloke Down The Pub wrote:
"ted" wrote in message
...
bingo i think this should work now testing 123

Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike


mike looks like you have won the chook raffle its on its way
This is rigged...


did i say i ran an honest chook raffle ;-)

abigail
Yeah well its like the un-live lotto draws.(why is it so?) They're
rigged too!
Wouldn't expect anything else....from an amateur! Especially one from
number 99
Ya mean number 96?

Talking to myself?

well if you are talking to yourself then you should get some sensible
answers that you can not argue with ( just another way of looking at
talking to oneself )


Depends if you got multiple voices running around in your head!



Jonno[_20_] 19-10-2009 10:57 AM

i am a dummy
 

"Loosecanon" wrote in message
. au...

"ted" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"Jonthe Fly" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Bloke Down The Pub wrote:
"ted" wrote in message
...
bingo i think this should work now testing 123

Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike


mike looks like you have won the chook raffle its on its way
This is rigged...


did i say i ran an honest chook raffle ;-)

abigail
Yeah well its like the un-live lotto draws.(why is it so?) They're
rigged too!
Wouldn't expect anything else....from an amateur! Especially one from
number 99
Ya mean number 96?
Talking to myself?

well if you are talking to yourself then you should get some sensible
answers that you can not argue with ( just another way of looking at
talking to oneself )


Depends if you got multiple voices running around in your head!
Multiple voices ? Multiple choices great idea....



Dan[_9_] 19-10-2009 11:58 AM

i am a dummy
 

"Jonno" wrote in message
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"Loosecanon" wrote in message
. au...

"ted" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"Jonthe Fly" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Bloke Down The Pub wrote:
"ted" wrote in message
...
bingo i think this should work now testing 123

Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike


mike looks like you have won the chook raffle its on its way
This is rigged...


did i say i ran an honest chook raffle ;-)

abigail
Yeah well its like the un-live lotto draws.(why is it so?) They're
rigged too!
Wouldn't expect anything else....from an amateur! Especially one from
number 99
Ya mean number 96?
Talking to myself?
well if you are talking to yourself then you should get some sensible
answers that you can not argue with ( just another way of looking at
talking to oneself )


Depends if you got multiple voices running around in your head!
Multiple voices ? Multiple choices great idea....

Have you blokes been growing Gold Tops?



loosecanon 19-10-2009 12:24 PM

i am a dummy
 

" Dan" wrote in message
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"Jonno" wrote in message
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"Loosecanon" wrote in message
. au...

"ted" wrote in message
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Jonno wrote:

"Jonthe Fly" wrote in message
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Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Bloke Down The Pub wrote:
"ted" wrote in message
...
bingo i think this should work now testing 123

Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike


mike looks like you have won the chook raffle its on its way
This is rigged...


did i say i ran an honest chook raffle ;-)

abigail
Yeah well its like the un-live lotto draws.(why is it so?) They're
rigged too!
Wouldn't expect anything else....from an amateur! Especially one
from number 99
Ya mean number 96?
Talking to myself?
well if you are talking to yourself then you should get some sensible
answers that you can not argue with ( just another way of looking at
talking to oneself )

Depends if you got multiple voices running around in your head!
Multiple voices ? Multiple choices great idea....

Have you blokes been growing Gold Tops?


I thought those went out with glass milk bottles!



Jonno[_20_] 19-10-2009 12:37 PM

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"Loosecanon" wrote in message
. au...

" Dan" wrote in message
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"Jonno" wrote in message
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"Loosecanon" wrote in message
. au...

"ted" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"Jonthe Fly" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:

"ted" wrote in message
...
Bloke Down The Pub wrote:
"ted" wrote in message
...
bingo i think this should work now testing 123

Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike


mike looks like you have won the chook raffle its on its way
This is rigged...


did i say i ran an honest chook raffle ;-)

abigail
Yeah well its like the un-live lotto draws.(why is it so?) They're
rigged too!
Wouldn't expect anything else....from an amateur! Especially one
from number 99
Ya mean number 96?
Talking to myself?
well if you are talking to yourself then you should get some sensible
answers that you can not argue with ( just another way of looking at
talking to oneself )

Depends if you got multiple voices running around in your head!
Multiple voices ? Multiple choices great idea....

Have you blokes been growing Gold Tops?


I thought those went out with glass milk bottles!

They started it... All those voices...


Jonno[_20_] 20-10-2009 11:16 AM

are we a dummy What do you reckon. Are we going down this way?
 
Imagine 1 kilometre of atmosphere and we want to get rid of the carbon
pollution in it created by human activity. Let's go for a walk along it.
The first 770 metres are Nitrogen.
The next 210 metres are Oxygen.
That's 980 metres of the 1 kilometre. 20 metres to go.
The next 10 metres are water vapour. 10 metres left.
9 metres are argon. Just 1 more metre.
A few gases make up the first part of that last metre.
The last 38 centimetres of the kilometre - that's carbon dioxide. A bit
over one foot.
97% of that is produced by Mother Nature. It's natural.
Out of our journey of one kilometre, there are just 12 millimetres left.
Just over a centimetre - about half an inch.
That's the amount of carbon dioxide that global human activity puts into
the atmosphere.
And of those 12 millimetres Australia puts in .18 of a millimetre.
Less than the thickness of a hair - out of a kilometre.
As a hair is to a kilometre - so is Australia's contribution to what Mr.
Rudd calls "Carbon Pollution".
Imagine Brisbane's new Gateway Bridge, ready to be opened by Mr. Rudd.
It's been polished, painted and scrubbed by an army of workers till its 1
kilometre length is surgically clean. Except that Mr. Rudd says we have a
huge problem, the bridge is polluted - there's a human hair on the roadway.
We'd laugh ourselves silly.
There are plenty of real pollution problems to worry about. It's hard to
imagine that Australia's contribution to carbon dioxide in the world's
atmosphere is one of the more pressing ones. And it's also hard to believe
that a new tax on everything is the only way to blow that pesky hair away.
ETS is now being debated in Federal Parliament - is it too late for
reality to prevail?.


Linda[_6_] 24-10-2009 05:57 AM

i am a dummy
 
I'm sitting here holding my lucky gonk and hoping legs 11 comes up *YES!*
and then 'your mothers a whore 24'.
Linda

"Bloke Down The Pub" wrote in message
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"ted" wrote in message
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bingo i think this should work now testing 123


Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike





Jonthe Fly 28-10-2009 09:36 AM

i am a dummy
 
I se it but I dont beleive it.
Which religeous institution was running that bingo game?
Sounds a bit like that roaming one.


Linda wrote:
I'm sitting here holding my lucky gonk and hoping legs 11 comes up *YES!*
and then 'your mothers a whore 24'.
Linda

"Bloke Down The Pub" wrote in message
...
"ted" wrote in message
...
bingo i think this should work now testing 123

Bingo! BINGO! I never even heard the numbers being called.

Mike






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