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terryc 28-10-2009 04:04 AM

What's black, male and sings in the garden?
 
On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:57:55 +0000, ted wrote:


i am sorry for you as you just don't get it you really don't but back
you go to your own small world and as for my state of mind are you sure
you aren't doing some mirroring there


Oh, that explains the Ted-Abigail stuff.
oooh SEXIST, SEXIST, SEXIST

ted 28-10-2009 04:36 AM

What's black, male and sings in the garden?
 
terryc wrote:
On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:57:55 +0000, ted wrote:


i am sorry for you as you just don't get it you really don't but back
you go to your own small world and as for my state of mind are you sure
you aren't doing some mirroring there


Oh, that explains the Ted-Abigail stuff.
oooh SEXIST, SEXIST, SEXIST



the ted reminds me of the email addy i gave for this site as i have a
few email addys it was meant to be a prompt for me but if you have more
fun assuming i have some mental problems or i am a cross dresser or i am
not in tune with my own sexuality then you have those thoughts! i am
sure they are far more interesting to you then the real reason oh and by
the way i am sorry your parents couldn't spell as they seem to have put
a c on the end of terry i am sure you don't go through life introducing
yourself as terryc but go ahead and judge simply because i dont agree
with you indeed how dare some one call you out on something how dare one
disagree with the great terryc

Abigail

Anne Chambers[_2_] 28-10-2009 05:25 AM

What's black, male and sings in the garden?
 
ted wrote:
terryc wrote:
On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:57:55 +0000, ted wrote:


i am sorry for you as you just don't get it you really don't but back
you go to your own small world and as for my state of mind are you sure
you aren't doing some mirroring there


Oh, that explains the Ted-Abigail stuff.
oooh SEXIST, SEXIST, SEXIST



the ted reminds me of the email addy i gave for this site as i have a
few email addys it was meant to be a prompt for me but if you have more
fun assuming i have some mental problems or i am a cross dresser or i am
not in tune with my own sexuality then you have those thoughts! i am
sure they are far more interesting to you then the real reason oh and by
the way i am sorry your parents couldn't spell as they seem to have put
a c on the end of terry i am sure you don't go through life introducing
yourself as terryc but go ahead and judge simply because i dont agree
with you indeed how dare some one call you out on something how dare one
disagree with the great terryc

Abigail


Please take this to email.

--
Anne Chambers
South Australia

anne dot chambers at bigpond dot com

terryc 28-10-2009 10:43 AM

What's black, male and sings in the garden?
 
On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:36:21 +0000, ted wrote:


the ted reminds me of the email addy i gave for this site as i have a
few email addys it was meant to be a prompt for me but if you have more
fun assuming i have some mental problems or i am a cross dresser or i am
not in tune with my own sexuality then you have those thoughts! i am
sure they are far more interesting to you then the real reason oh and by
the way i am sorry your parents couldn't spell as they seem to have put
a c on the end of terry i am sure you don't go through life introducing
yourself as terryc but go ahead and judge simply because i dont agree
with you indeed how dare some one call you out on something how dare one
disagree with the great terryc

Abigail


Sad. Bye.


David Hare-Scott[_2_] 28-10-2009 10:57 AM

What's black, male and sings in the garden?
 
ted wrote:
terryc wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:33:42 +0000, ted wrote:

wrote:

Kamahl?

hello rainman it's a racist joke that is ment to be funny well some
find it funny. Kamahl is an is a singer in australia that happens
to have dark skin, yes we also have racists in this country that
see no wrong in making jokes like this still in 2009


but is would be okay to ask what is white, male and sings in the
garden with a reply of John Denver (or some idol idiot)?

Get over it folks. Trying not to be rascist by stridently not
describing non-white peoples skin is rascism. You are just showing
that you still categorise people by skin colour, rather than accept
it as a natural descriptor.

Anyway, technically his skin colour isn't black, but some where in
that brown to olive range.

To get back to the subject, I'm glad his bird is a Koel. Far better
than frigging black birds(bright yellow beak) who scratch up all your
seedlings.

Are tennis ball guns illegal or not sold? My throwing arm is no good
anymore.

why not just a male that sings in the garden why the colour overtones


Because the bird is black and a Koel and sings and I couldn't call him Nat
if that wasn't true.

David


[email protected] 28-10-2009 11:22 AM

What's black, male and sings in the garden?
 
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:33:42 GMT, ted wrote:

wrote:

Kamahl?

hello rainman it's a racist joke that is ment to be funny well some find
it funny. Kamahl is an is a singer in australia that happens to have
dark skin, yes we also have racists in this country that see no wrong
in making jokes like this still in 2009


Folks, I present for your amusement, another politically correct moron.

You are a fool, go and read up on what racism is all about, you obviously have no clue.


atec 7 7[_2_] 28-10-2009 11:39 AM

What's black, male and sings in the garden?
 
wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:33:42 GMT, ted wrote:

wrote:

Kamahl?

hello rainman it's a racist joke that is ment to be funny well some find
it funny. Kamahl is an is a singer in australia that happens to have
dark skin, yes we also have racists in this country that see no wrong
in making jokes like this still in 2009


Folks, I present for your amusement, another politically correct moron.

You are a fool, go and read up on what racism is all about, you obviously have no clue.

If the singer was named as Paul Robson it might have been less pc
either way being Nat it was funny

Jonthe Fly 28-10-2009 08:40 PM

What's black, male and sings in the garden?
 
atec 7 7 wrote:
wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:33:42 GMT, ted wrote:

wrote:

Kamahl?

hello rainman it's a racist joke that is ment to be funny well some
find it funny. Kamahl is an is a singer in australia that happens to
have dark skin, yes we also have racists in this country that see no
wrong in making jokes like this still in 2009


Folks, I present for your amusement, another politically correct moron.

You are a fool, go and read up on what racism is all about, you
obviously have no clue.

If the singer was named as Paul Robson it might have been less pc
either way being Nat it was funny

Paul Robson was my local banker. I think you mean Paul Robeson...
Crikey, its bad when they cant even get racism right, next its getting
the wrong name. Next theyl'l screw up the colour.
Whats the world coming too.
Can you even call a black bird that these days?
Or would that be a colour enhanced, insulated, flying dinosaur, of the
garden variety?
Yikes....

FarmI 28-10-2009 09:04 PM

What's black, male and sings in the garden?
 
"atec 7 7" "atec wrote in message
wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:33:42 GMT, ted wrote:
wrote:
Kamahl?

hello rainman it's a racist joke that is ment to be funny well some find
it funny. Kamahl is an is a singer in australia that happens to have
dark skin, yes we also have racists in this country that see no wrong
in making jokes like this still in 2009

Folks, I present for your amusement, another politically correct moron.

You are a fool, go and read up on what racism is all about, you obviously
have no clue.


If the singer was named as Paul Robson it might have been less pc
either way being Nat it was funny


It was clever. But when I thought about it, I wondered which of the Coles
it was named after. Was it Nat King Cole, or was it named after his
daughter Natalie? I decided in the end that it must have been the velvet
voiced Nat and not the daughter.



FarmI 28-10-2009 09:24 PM

What's black, male and sings in the garden?
 
"David Hare-Scott" wrote in message
ted wrote:
terryc wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:33:42 +0000, ted wrote:

wrote:

Kamahl?

hello rainman it's a racist joke that is ment to be funny well some
find it funny. Kamahl is an is a singer in australia that happens
to have dark skin, yes we also have racists in this country that
see no wrong in making jokes like this still in 2009

but is would be okay to ask what is white, male and sings in the
garden with a reply of John Denver (or some idol idiot)?

Get over it folks. Trying not to be rascist by stridently not
describing non-white peoples skin is rascism. You are just showing
that you still categorise people by skin colour, rather than accept
it as a natural descriptor.

Anyway, technically his skin colour isn't black, but some where in
that brown to olive range.

To get back to the subject, I'm glad his bird is a Koel. Far better
than frigging black birds(bright yellow beak) who scratch up all your
seedlings.

Are tennis ball guns illegal or not sold? My throwing arm is no good
anymore.

why not just a male that sings in the garden why the colour overtones


Because the bird is black and a Koel and sings and I couldn't call him Nat
if that wasn't true.


After reading you for so long, I'd be very surprised if the colour of the
bird was as prominent in your thought processes as this comment from you
suggests. I've never known you to be anything other than thoughtful,
articulate and aware.

I can't think of one other singer with the surname of Cole that would suit a
bird called a Koel.

There may be some such singers but none occurs to me. Being middle aged
(well, late middle age really), it is Nat (or his daughter) who immediately
came to mind when I saw your original comment.

The colour of the bird clicked in only after the original connection of
Koel/Cole - it was there of course, but not as a primary fact.

As soon as I saw the comments of Ernie Dingo and Kamahl, I too concluded
'Racism! Ernie doesn't sing so the only connection is colour. Kamahl sings
but his name sounds nothing like Koel so again the only link was colour.



SG1[_3_] 28-10-2009 10:34 PM

What's black, male and sings in the garden?
 

"Jonthe Fly" wrote in message
...
atec 7 7 wrote:
wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:33:42 GMT, ted wrote:

wrote:
Kamahl?

hello rainman it's a racist joke that is ment to be funny well some
find it funny. Kamahl is an is a singer in australia that happens to
have dark skin, yes we also have racists in this country that see no
wrong in making jokes like this still in 2009
Folks, I present for your amusement, another politically correct moron.

You are a fool, go and read up on what racism is all about, you
obviously have no clue.

If the singer was named as Paul Robson it might have been less pc
either way being Nat it was funny

Paul Robson was my local banker. I think you mean Paul Robeson...
Crikey, its bad when they cant even get racism right, next its getting the
wrong name. Next theyl'l screw up the colour.
Whats the world coming too.
Can you even call a black bird that these days?
Or would that be a colour enhanced, insulated, flying dinosaur, of the
garden variety?
Yikes....


It was not a BLACK bird it was NONreflective.



Jonthe Fly 28-10-2009 11:04 PM

What's black, male and sings in the garden?
 
SG1 wrote:
"Jonthe Fly" wrote in message
...
atec 7 7 wrote:
wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:33:42 GMT, ted wrote:

wrote:
Kamahl?

hello rainman it's a racist joke that is ment to be funny well some
find it funny. Kamahl is an is a singer in australia that happens to
have dark skin, yes we also have racists in this country that see no
wrong in making jokes like this still in 2009
Folks, I present for your amusement, another politically correct moron.

You are a fool, go and read up on what racism is all about, you
obviously have no clue.
If the singer was named as Paul Robson it might have been less pc
either way being Nat it was funny

Paul Robson was my local banker. I think you mean Paul Robeson...
Crikey, its bad when they cant even get racism right, next its getting the
wrong name. Next theyl'l screw up the colour.
Whats the world coming too.
Can you even call a black bird that these days?
Or would that be a colour enhanced, insulated, flying dinosaur, of the
garden variety?
Yikes....


It was not a BLACK bird it was NONreflective.


It "could" have been full gloss reflective....with stealth capabilities...

Jonthe Fly 28-10-2009 11:05 PM

What's black, male and sings in the garden?
 
SG1 wrote:
"Jonthe Fly" wrote in message
...
atec 7 7 wrote:
wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:33:42 GMT, ted wrote:

wrote:
Kamahl?

hello rainman it's a racist joke that is ment to be funny well some
find it funny. Kamahl is an is a singer in australia that happens to
have dark skin, yes we also have racists in this country that see no
wrong in making jokes like this still in 2009
Folks, I present for your amusement, another politically correct moron.

You are a fool, go and read up on what racism is all about, you
obviously have no clue.
If the singer was named as Paul Robson it might have been less pc
either way being Nat it was funny

Paul Robson was my local banker. I think you mean Paul Robeson...
Crikey, its bad when they cant even get racism right, next its getting the
wrong name. Next theyl'l screw up the colour.
Whats the world coming too.
Can you even call a black bird that these days?
Or would that be a colour enhanced, insulated, flying dinosaur, of the
garden variety?
Yikes....


It was not a BLACK bird it was NONreflective.



It "could" have been full gloss reflective....with stealth capabilities...


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