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Karl-Hugo Weesberg 26-10-2004 03:25 AM

An evil bonsai attacks you !
 
You are alone in a haunted house !

Suddenly and without warning, an evil bonsai attacks you!

What do you do?

Gary Woods 26-10-2004 03:43 AM

(Karl-Hugo Weesberg) wrote:

Suddenly and without warning, an evil bonsai attacks you!


Fortunately, I still have a rod with a rusty star on the end that I found
in Colossal Cave many years ago.

Wave rod.


Gary Woods AKA K2AHC- PGP key on request, or at home.earthlink.net/~garygarlic
Zone 5/6 in upstate New York, 1420' elevation. NY WO G

Gary Woods 26-10-2004 03:43 AM

(Karl-Hugo Weesberg) wrote:

Suddenly and without warning, an evil bonsai attacks you!


Fortunately, I still have a rod with a rusty star on the end that I found
in Colossal Cave many years ago.

Wave rod.


Gary Woods AKA K2AHC- PGP key on request, or at home.earthlink.net/~garygarlic
Zone 5/6 in upstate New York, 1420' elevation. NY WO G

Chriss Flagg 26-10-2004 04:32 AM

----- Original Message -----
From: "Karl-Hugo Weesberg"
To:
Sent: Monday, October 25, 2004 7:25 PM
Subject: [IBC] An evil bonsai attacks you !


You are alone in a haunted house !

Suddenly and without warning, an evil bonsai attacks you!

What do you do?

Water it. It is just grumpy from being ignored for so long.

Chriss Flagg
Puyallup, Washington
The Other Washington

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Chriss Flagg 26-10-2004 04:32 AM

----- Original Message -----
From: "Karl-Hugo Weesberg"
To:
Sent: Monday, October 25, 2004 7:25 PM
Subject: [IBC] An evil bonsai attacks you !


You are alone in a haunted house !

Suddenly and without warning, an evil bonsai attacks you!

What do you do?

Water it. It is just grumpy from being ignored for so long.

Chriss Flagg
Puyallup, Washington
The Other Washington

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Theo 26-10-2004 08:20 AM



Chriss Flagg wrote:

----- Original Message -----
From: "Karl-Hugo Weesberg"
To:
Sent: Monday, October 25, 2004 7:25 PM
Subject: [IBC] An evil bonsai attacks you !



You are alone in a haunted house !

Suddenly and without warning, an evil bonsai attacks you!

What do you do?

in some japanese scrolls are depicted story of an evil spirit
living a bonsai or maybe is also a piece of NÔ theater.. I have the
pictuure on a book..
Japanese are Shintoists and once per year do a ceremony in memory
of the Branches of the bonsai they have cut off.... and also for
termites thehy are obbliged to kill... I read a report about
in fact their Politeness bring them to ask you forgiveness before
killing you ( or right after )
Occidentals has still a lot to learn :_D



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Theo 26-10-2004 08:20 AM



Chriss Flagg wrote:

----- Original Message -----
From: "Karl-Hugo Weesberg"
To:
Sent: Monday, October 25, 2004 7:25 PM
Subject: [IBC] An evil bonsai attacks you !



You are alone in a haunted house !

Suddenly and without warning, an evil bonsai attacks you!

What do you do?

in some japanese scrolls are depicted story of an evil spirit
living a bonsai or maybe is also a piece of NÔ theater.. I have the
pictuure on a book..
Japanese are Shintoists and once per year do a ceremony in memory
of the Branches of the bonsai they have cut off.... and also for
termites thehy are obbliged to kill... I read a report about
in fact their Politeness bring them to ask you forgiveness before
killing you ( or right after )
Occidentals has still a lot to learn :_D



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Private Mail :

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Jim Lewis 26-10-2004 01:20 PM

On 25 Oct 2004 at 19:25, Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:

You are alone in a haunted house !

Suddenly and without warning, an evil bonsai attacks you!

What do you do?




Sigh.

Ignore trolls.

Jim Lewis - - Tallahassee, FL - Bonsaiests
are like genealogists: We know our roots!

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Kitsune Miko 26-10-2004 03:13 PM

I always have my pruning shears in their holdster and
my wire wips by my side. I am prepared, no problem.

Kitsune Miko
--- Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:

You are alone in a haunted house !

Suddenly and without warning, an evil bonsai attacks
you!

What do you do?


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ROBERT LAURENCE 26-10-2004 09:09 PM

Give it my Mother-in-laws address, maybe even offer it a ride ;-)
"Karl-Hugo Weesberg" wrote in message
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You are alone in a haunted house !

Suddenly and without warning, an evil bonsai attacks you!

What do you do?




ROBERT LAURENCE 26-10-2004 09:09 PM

Give it my Mother-in-laws address, maybe even offer it a ride ;-)
"Karl-Hugo Weesberg" wrote in message
om...
You are alone in a haunted house !

Suddenly and without warning, an evil bonsai attacks you!

What do you do?




ROBERT LAURENCE 26-10-2004 09:09 PM

Give it my Mother-in-laws address, maybe even offer it a ride ;-)
"Karl-Hugo Weesberg" wrote in message
om...
You are alone in a haunted house !

Suddenly and without warning, an evil bonsai attacks you!

What do you do?




Andrew G 27-10-2004 12:06 PM


"Karl-Hugo Weesberg" wrote in message
om...
You are alone in a haunted house !

Suddenly and without warning, an evil bonsai attacks you!

What do you do?


ummm, lets see, probably find another newsgroup to troll?
I wish I had the same time on my hands that NG trolls had.



Jim Lewis 27-10-2004 03:11 PM

On 27 Oct 2004 at 21:06, Andrew G wrote:

"Karl-Hugo Weesberg" wrote in message
om...
You are alone in a haunted house !

Suddenly and without warning, an evil bonsai attacks you!

What do you do?


ummm, lets see, probably find another newsgroup to troll?
I wish I had the same time on my hands that NG trolls had.


But of course none of us have the intellectual acumen to be so
"smart" and "funny" as these trolls are.

Jim Lewis - - Tallahassee, FL - Having
given up hope that we'd simply ignore it. ;-)

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James 29-10-2004 09:29 PM

Pull out my Knob cutters and cuts its knob off!!!!!

Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:
You are alone in a haunted house !

Suddenly and without warning, an evil bonsai attacks you!

What do you do?



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