Make yard velly gleen....
Andy writes:
I had to share this with you. My son uses a lot of iron and nitrogen in his yard, and keeps it very green all winter, in a neighborhood where everyone else's grass is brown in the winter. A Chinese guy was walking his dog when Mike was working in his yard and stops to admire it. He says " You yard velly gleen. Velly nice...... How you maka yard so gleen ?" Mike replies " Well, I use a lot of iron mixed with human waste. " China guy" Human waste. .??? U use human waste ?", starting to look very shocked. Mike says" No. Just kidding...... I use a lot of phosphorus and iron " The next day Mike is out front spreading fertilizer again. Only instead of hand throwing it from a little bucket, he is using a old porta potty as a bucket. The Chinese guy is driving by.... slows down for a minute, and then speeds away..... I swear, I don't know where Mike gets his sense of humor from.... I think a mutant gene from my wife's side of the family... :)))) Andy in Eureka , Texas |
Make yard velly gleen....
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"AndyS" wrote: Andy writes: I had to share this with you. My son uses a lot of iron and nitrogen in his yard, and keeps it very green all winter, in a neighborhood where everyone else's grass is brown in the winter. A Chinese guy was walking his dog when Mike was working in his yard and stops to admire it. He says " You yard velly gleen. Velly nice...... How you maka yard so gleen ?" Mike replies " Well, I use a lot of iron mixed with human waste. " China guy" Human waste. .??? U use human waste ?", starting to look very shocked. Mike says" No. Just kidding...... I use a lot of phosphorus and iron " The next day Mike is out front spreading fertilizer again. Only instead of hand throwing it from a little bucket, he is using a old porta potty as a bucket. The Chinese guy is driving by.... slows down for a minute, and then speeds away..... I swear, I don't know where Mike gets his sense of humor from.... I think a mutant gene from my wife's side of the family... :)))) Andy in Eureka , Texas I think it's funny as hell. ;-D -- Peace! Om "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson |
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