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Doc Dice 03-10-2010 04:41 PM

I am Looking
 
for a woman with blond hair, tits like melons and a heart shaped ass
for sexual rendezvous.
I am married so I must be discreet. I am willing to set you up in an
apartment and pay all your
living expenses plus provide you with a weekly allowance. No tattoos
or IV drug use. I am 69
years old but can still catch a whopping boner with the help of
Viagra. My picture is on my profile.
Las-Vegas area.

DD

Aaron[_2_] 03-10-2010 11:46 PM

I am Looking
 
On Sun, 3 Oct 2010 08:41:02 -0700 (PDT), Doc Dice
wrote:

for a woman with blond hair, tits like melons and a heart shaped ass
for sexual rendezvous.
I am married so I must be discreet. I am willing to set you up in an
apartment and pay all your
living expenses plus provide you with a weekly allowance. No tattoos
or IV drug use. I am 69
years old but can still catch a whopping boner with the help of
Viagra. My picture is on my profile.
Las-Vegas area.

DD


It sounds like you will be very lonely for a long time.


Ace[_3_] 03-10-2010 11:55 PM

I am Looking
 
On Oct 3, 8:41*am, Doc Dice wrote:
for a woman with blond hair, tits like melons and a heart shaped ass
for sexual rendezvous.
I am married so I must be discreet. I am willing to set you up in an
apartment and pay all your
living expenses plus provide you with a weekly allowance. No tattoos
or IV drug use. I am 69
years old but can still catch a whopping boner with the help of
Viagra. My picture is on my profile.
Las-Vegas area.

DD


I'm sure there are several people who will gladly recommend their
wives, sisters or daughters to you. However, if you by any chance have
any interests in 50 year old men who are excessively obese wananbe
biker dues, I hope you'll email me your phone number. Please note that
my tattoo’s are fake and my leather jacket is really vinyl (in case
you’re a vegan)

A*

jake[_2_] 04-10-2010 01:16 AM

I am Looking
 
On Oct 3, 5:46*pm, Aaron wrote:
On Sun, 3 Oct 2010 08:41:02 -0700 (PDT), Doc Dice

wrote:
for a woman with blond hair, tits like melons and a heart shaped ass
for sexual rendezvous.
I am married so I must be discreet. I am willing to set you up in an
apartment and pay all your
living expenses plus provide you with a weekly allowance. No tattoos
or IV drug use. I am 69
years old but can still catch a whopping boner with the help of
Viagra. My picture is on my profile.
Las-Vegas area.


DD


It sounds like you will be very lonely for a long time.


Nah, he's 69, Give him a few more months, at most.

Mathink 07-10-2010 11:16 AM

I think you're in the wrong place...

Think the '69' reference was some kind of innuendo?


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