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Old 03-10-2010, 04:41 PM posted to alt.vacation.las-vegas,alt.freemasonry,rec.gardens.edible,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.eckankar
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for a woman with blond hair, tits like melons and a heart shaped ass
for sexual rendezvous.
I am married so I must be discreet. I am willing to set you up in an
apartment and pay all your
living expenses plus provide you with a weekly allowance. No tattoos
or IV drug use. I am 69
years old but can still catch a whopping boner with the help of
Viagra. My picture is on my profile.
Las-Vegas area.

DD
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Old 03-10-2010, 11:46 PM posted to alt.vacation.las-vegas,rec.gardens.edible,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.eckankar
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On Sun, 3 Oct 2010 08:41:02 -0700 (PDT), Doc Dice
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for a woman with blond hair, tits like melons and a heart shaped ass
for sexual rendezvous.
I am married so I must be discreet. I am willing to set you up in an
apartment and pay all your
living expenses plus provide you with a weekly allowance. No tattoos
or IV drug use. I am 69
years old but can still catch a whopping boner with the help of
Viagra. My picture is on my profile.
Las-Vegas area.

DD


It sounds like you will be very lonely for a long time.

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Old 03-10-2010, 11:55 PM posted to alt.vacation.las-vegas,alt.freemasonry,rec.gardens.edible,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.eckankar
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On Oct 3, 8:41*am, Doc Dice wrote:
for a woman with blond hair, tits like melons and a heart shaped ass
for sexual rendezvous.
I am married so I must be discreet. I am willing to set you up in an
apartment and pay all your
living expenses plus provide you with a weekly allowance. No tattoos
or IV drug use. I am 69
years old but can still catch a whopping boner with the help of
Viagra. My picture is on my profile.
Las-Vegas area.

DD


I'm sure there are several people who will gladly recommend their
wives, sisters or daughters to you. However, if you by any chance have
any interests in 50 year old men who are excessively obese wananbe
biker dues, I hope you'll email me your phone number. Please note that
my tattoo’s are fake and my leather jacket is really vinyl (in case
you’re a vegan)

A*
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Old 04-10-2010, 01:16 AM posted to alt.vacation.las-vegas,rec.gardens.edible,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.eckankar
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On Oct 3, 5:46*pm, Aaron wrote:
On Sun, 3 Oct 2010 08:41:02 -0700 (PDT), Doc Dice

wrote:
for a woman with blond hair, tits like melons and a heart shaped ass
for sexual rendezvous.
I am married so I must be discreet. I am willing to set you up in an
apartment and pay all your
living expenses plus provide you with a weekly allowance. No tattoos
or IV drug use. I am 69
years old but can still catch a whopping boner with the help of
Viagra. My picture is on my profile.
Las-Vegas area.


DD


It sounds like you will be very lonely for a long time.


Nah, he's 69, Give him a few more months, at most.
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I think you're in the wrong place...

Think the '69' reference was some kind of innuendo?
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