I eat gras
 

I think I have a little bit cow DNA in my body, because I really like
gras, it tastes great.

Mooo!

I eat gras
 

On 7 Apr 2004 21:18:55 -0700, (Hank
Higgens) wrote:

I think I have a little bit cow DNA in my body, because I really like
gras, it tastes great.

Mooo!

Hank, are you French??? Gras in French means fat. I eat fat too but
my doctor says I should eat less of it. But I got to admit, the
proper marbling of a nice rib-eye steak is delicious and one of my
favorite things to eat. But I guess in your case it might be
considered canibalism.



Sincerely,

Stuart Pedazzo...but you can call me Stu!

I eat gras
 

I think I have a little bit cow DNA in my body, because I really like
gras, it tastes great.

Mooo!

I hate to feed the trolls but here goes:

A lawyer was driving up to a toll booth in NJ when he saw a man eating
grass on the side of the higway. He paid his toll and pulled over to
the man and asked what he was doing. The man told the lawyer that he
was so down on his luck that he had to eat grass. "Get in the car" the
lawyer told the man. "I can't, I have a wife and kids living under the
bridge". "Bring them too", declaired the lawyer! They all jumped in
the car.

"But wait a minute" the man screamed. There is an old grandfather on
the other side of the bridge. Can we bring him?" Sure, tell him to
come along.

Jumping into the car they were thankfull that their souls had been
saved.

"We can't thank you enough" the man declaired. For taking care of all
of us how can we thank you?

"No problem" the lawyer exclaimed. "The grass at my house has got to
be a foot tall............................"

******

Budump bump

I eat gras
 

100,000,000 cows can't be wrong! Or can they???


From: (Craig Watts)
Organization: AT&T Worldnet
Newsgroups: rec.gardens.edible
Date: Fri, 09 Apr 2004 02:20:10 GMT
Subject: I eat gras


I think I have a little bit cow DNA in my body, because I really like
gras, it tastes great.

Mooo!

I hate to feed the trolls but here goes:

A lawyer was driving up to a toll booth in NJ when he saw a man eating
grass on the side of the higway. He paid his toll and pulled over to
the man and asked what he was doing. The man told the lawyer that he
was so down on his luck that he had to eat grass. "Get in the car" the
lawyer told the man. "I can't, I have a wife and kids living under the
bridge". "Bring them too", declaired the lawyer! They all jumped in
the car.

"But wait a minute" the man screamed. There is an old grandfather on
the other side of the bridge. Can we bring him?" Sure, tell him to
come along.

Jumping into the car they were thankfull that their souls had been
saved.

"We can't thank you enough" the man declaired. For taking care of all
of us how can we thank you?

"No problem" the lawyer exclaimed. "The grass at my house has got to
be a foot tall............................"

******

Budump bump

I eat gras
 

I dunno... I guess I'll have to ruminate on that question.


Ray


"George Wolf" wrote in message
...
100,000,000 cows can't be wrong! Or can they???


From: (Craig Watts)
Organization: AT&T Worldnet
Newsgroups: rec.gardens.edible
Date: Fri, 09 Apr 2004 02:20:10 GMT
Subject: I eat gras


I think I have a little bit cow DNA in my body, because I really
like
gras, it tastes great.

Mooo!

I hate to feed the trolls but here goes:

A lawyer was driving up to a toll booth in NJ when he saw a man
eating
grass on the side of the higway. He paid his toll and pulled over to
the man and asked what he was doing. The man told the lawyer that he
was so down on his luck that he had to eat grass. "Get in the car"
the
lawyer told the man. "I can't, I have a wife and kids living under
the
bridge". "Bring them too", declaired the lawyer! They all jumped in
the car.

"But wait a minute" the man screamed. There is an old grandfather on
the other side of the bridge. Can we bring him?" Sure, tell him to
come along.

Jumping into the car they were thankfull that their souls had been
saved.

"We can't thank you enough" the man declaired. For taking care of
all
of us how can we thank you?

"No problem" the lawyer exclaimed. "The grass at my house has got to
be a foot tall............................"

******

Budump bump

I eat gras
 

"Ray Drouillard" wrote in message ...
I dunno... I guess I'll have to ruminate on that question.


Ray


I think we milked this thread for all it was worth.

I eat gras
 

Xref: kermit rec.gardens.edible:69314

In article ,
(simy1) wrote:

"Ray Drouillard" wrote in message
...
I dunno... I guess I'll have to ruminate on that question.


Ray


I think we milked this thread for all it was worth.

I'm sure we cud come up with udder puns if we try hard enough...

--
Sprout the Mung Bean to reply...

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http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...user id=katra

I eat gras
 

Katra wrote:
In article ,
(simy1) wrote:


"Ray Drouillard" wrote in message
...

I dunno... I guess I'll have to ruminate on that question.


Ray


I think we milked this thread for all it was worth.


I'm sure we cud come up with udder puns if we try hard enough...


I guess it could be said that you are having a pasture day with this one.

SCNR,

-- Douglas

I eat gras
 

"Douglas Hunter" wrote in message
...
Katra wrote:
In article ,
(simy1) wrote:


"Ray Drouillard" wrote in message
...

I dunno... I guess I'll have to ruminate on that question.


Ray


I think we milked this thread for all it was worth.


I'm sure we cud come up with udder puns if we try hard enough...


I guess it could be said that you are having a pasture day with this one.


Talk about a mooooooot point.

I eat gras
 

In article ,
"Ken Anderson" wrote:

"Douglas Hunter" wrote in message
...
Katra wrote:
In article ,
(simy1) wrote:


"Ray Drouillard" wrote in message
...

I dunno... I guess I'll have to ruminate on that question.


Ray


I think we milked this thread for all it was worth.


I'm sure we cud come up with udder puns if we try hard enough...


I guess it could be said that you are having a pasture day with this one.


Talk about a mooooooot point.



The steaks just got raised:

http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm

--
Sprout the Mung Bean to reply...

,,Cat's Haven Hobby Farm,,Katraatcenturyteldotnet,,

http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...user id=katra

I eat gras
 

Katra wrote in message ...
In article ,
"Ken Anderson" wrote:

"Douglas Hunter" wrote in message
...
Katra wrote:
In article ,
(simy1) wrote:


"Ray Drouillard" wrote in message
...

I dunno... I guess I'll have to ruminate on that question.


Ray


I think we milked this thread for all it was worth.


I'm sure we cud come up with udder puns if we try hard enough...


I guess it could be said that you are having a pasture day with this one.


Talk about a mooooooot point.



The steaks just got raised:

http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm

r.g.e = standup comedians on the hoof.