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On Sun, 31 Dec 2006 14:09:30 -0600, Omelet
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In article ,
Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sun, 31 Dec 2006 01:49:54 -0600, Omelet
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"Kiwi in Aus" wrote:



You have a five point mirror filter... :-(

I'm so jealous!


Can't it be done in software?


Duh.

She has it, I don't.

My mirror filters are all 4 point.

PluginGalaxy.

Aftermarket for Photoshop CS.


Can't you download extra filters?
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In a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then,
a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her. He extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling
woman, and whispers: "Iron this."
 
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