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meninwhite 08-11-2005 04:19 PM

New Channel 4 Show - Need some Help?!
 
Hey there,

I'm working on an exciting new Channel 4 show called Men In White which aims to solve all of your everyday problems and improve your life using our crack team of scientists and engineers.

We've already invented a silent hairdryer for use backstage in the theatre and an un-clampable, un-ticketable car for use in central london. We would now like to turn our attentions to making life easier for some gardeners. Whether it's related to your plants or your everyday life, we'd love to help you out!

If there is a gadget that you would love to exist or a persistent problem that you have daydreams of being able to solve, then please email us on

No problem too big or too small!

Thanks for reading,
Jonny

Researcher
Men In White

Cheryl Isaak 08-11-2005 09:59 PM

New Channel 4 Show - Need some Help?!
 
Sounds like it is time for the nice men in white coats to take you back to
the home.


On 11/8/05 11:19 AM, in article ,
"meninwhite" wrote:

Hey there,

I'm working on an exciting new Channel 4 show called Men In White which
aims to solve all of your everyday problems and improve your life using
our crack team of scientists and engineers.

We've already invented a silent hairdryer for use backstage in the
theatre and an un-clampable, un-ticketable car for use in central
london. We would now like to turn our attentions to making life easier
for some gardeners. Whether it's related to your plants or your
everyday life, we'd love to help you out!

If there is a gadget that you would love to exist or a persistent
problem that you have daydreams of being able to solve, then please
email us on


No problem too big or too small!

Thanks for reading,
Jonny

Researcher
Men In White



Yanni Appleseed 09-11-2005 01:38 AM

New Channel 4 Show - Need some Help?!
 
meninwhite wrote in
:


Hey there,

I'm working on an exciting new Channel 4 show called Men In White which
aims to solve all of your everyday problems and improve your life using
our crack team of scientists and engineers.

We've already invented a silent hairdryer for use backstage in the
theatre and an un-clampable, un-ticketable car for use in central
london. We would now like to turn our attentions to making life easier
for some gardeners. Whether it's related to your plants or your
everyday life, we'd love to help you out!

If there is a gadget that you would love to exist or a persistent
problem that you have daydreams of being able to solve, then please
email us on

No problem too big or too small!

Thanks for reading,
Jonny

Researcher
Men In White



I heard some smurphette say that mole smurfs are unsmurfy with each
othersmurf, unless they are smurfing to get smurfed by the opposite
smurf. What I need is a robotic mole smurf to smurf away the real mole
smurfs.

hi smurfhat

Cereus-validus-........... 10-11-2005 05:36 AM

New Channel 4 Show - Need some Help?!
 
Why don't you look up Jerry Baker and ask him if you can be his fluffer?

The two of you would make quite a pairof twits!!!


"meninwhite" wrote in message
...

Hey there,

I'm working on an exciting new Channel 4 show called Men In White which
aims to solve all of your everyday problems and improve your life using
our crack team of scientists and engineers.

We've already invented a silent hairdryer for use backstage in the
theatre and an un-clampable, un-ticketable car for use in central
london. We would now like to turn our attentions to making life easier
for some gardeners. Whether it's related to your plants or your
everyday life, we'd love to help you out!

If there is a gadget that you would love to exist or a persistent
problem that you have daydreams of being able to solve, then please
email us on

No problem too big or too small!

Thanks for reading,
Jonny

Researcher
Men In White


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meninwhite




Travis 10-11-2005 07:56 AM

New Channel 4 Show - Need some Help?!
 
Cereus-validus-........... wrote:
Why don't you look up Jerry Baker and ask him if you can be his
fluffer?


I bet that would be a lot of work.


The two of you would make quite a pairof twits!!!


"meninwhite" wrote in
message
...

Hey there,

I'm working on an exciting new Channel 4 show called Men In
White
which aims to solve all of your everyday problems and improve
your life using our crack team of scientists and engineers.

We've already invented a silent hairdryer for use backstage
in the
theatre and an un-clampable, un-ticketable car for use in
central
london. We would now like to turn our attentions to making
life
easier for some gardeners. Whether it's related to your
plants or
your everyday life, we'd love to help you out!

If there is a gadget that you would love to exist or a
persistent
problem that you have daydreams of being able to solve, then
please email us on

No problem too big or too small!

Thanks for reading,
Jonny

Researcher
Men In White


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meninwhite


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Travis in Shoreline (just North of Seattle) Washington
USDA Zone 8
Sunset Zone 5




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