Mushroom invasion in my garden !!!
 

Help! They are everywhere! Mushrooms, they are coming for me!

I've shot thousands of them with my shotgun, but it did no good. Even
more mushrooms are coming overnight.

I tried land mines, but they don't seem to work. I tried C4, but they
are still coming back. I tried the tank of my neighbor, but even
that didn't help.

What can I do know? How can I defeat the mushrooms?

Or did they already win?

Please help!

Mushroom invasion in my garden !!!
 

Ed Zagmoon escribió:
Help! They are everywhere! Mushrooms, they are coming for me!

I've shot thousands of them with my shotgun, but it did no good. Even
more mushrooms are coming overnight.

I tried land mines, but they don't seem to work. I tried C4, but they
are still coming back. I tried the tank of my neighbor, but even
that didn't help.

What can I do know? How can I defeat the mushrooms?

Or did they already win?

Please help!


If you can't defeat them, join them. Mushrooms are great as drugs. By
the way, can you tell me the name of your dealer?

Mushroom invasion in my garden !!!
 

On 27 Oct 2006 20:00:35 -0700, "Ed Zagmoon"
wrote:

Help! They are everywhere! Mushrooms, they are coming for me!

I've shot thousands of them with my shotgun, but it did no good. Even
more mushrooms are coming overnight.

I tried land mines, but they don't seem to work. I tried C4, but they
are still coming back. I tried the tank of my neighbor, but even
that didn't help.

What can I do know? How can I defeat the mushrooms?

Or did they already win?

Please help!


Fungus likes moist soil rich in organic matter. The mushrooms are a
good sign you have good soil. When the area dries the mushrooms will
go away. Occasionally we get brightly-colored slime mold that lasts a
half a day. Have you seen the old one-star cult movie "The Mushroom
People" (or some other title)?

Mushroom invasion in my garden !!!
 

"Ed Zagmoon" wrote in message
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Help! They are everywhere! Mushrooms, they are coming for me!

I've shot thousands of them with my shotgun, but it did no good. Even
more mushrooms are coming overnight.

I tried land mines, but they don't seem to work. I tried C4, but they
are still coming back. I tried the tank of my neighbor, but even
that didn't help.

What can I do know? How can I defeat the mushrooms?

Or did they already win?

Please help!


Household bleach to the mushroom ring will defeat them.........

Mushroom invasion in my garden !!!
 

Ed Zagmoon wrote:
Help! They are everywhere! Mushrooms, they are coming for me!

I've shot thousands of them with my shotgun, but it did no good. Even
more mushrooms are coming overnight.

I tried land mines, but they don't seem to work. I tried C4, but they
are still coming back. I tried the tank of my neighbor, but even
that didn't help.

What can I do know? How can I defeat the mushrooms?

Or did they already win?

Please help!

pour white vinegar on them. will kill them for sure. however, nothing
else will grow there for a bit.... so, be careful with how much and
where you pour the vinegar.... gloria

Mushroom invasion in my garden !!!
 

Ed Zagmoon wrote:
Help! They are everywhere! Mushrooms, they are coming for me!

I've shot thousands of them with my shotgun, but it did no good. Even
more mushrooms are coming overnight.

I tried land mines, but they don't seem to work. I tried C4, but they
are still coming back. I tried the tank of my neighbor, but even
that didn't help.

What can I do know? How can I defeat the mushrooms?

Or did they already win?

Please help!

LOL! Lots of jokes here. If I was blessed with that problem, I'd use a
little garden weasel thingy and mulch 'em right into the dirt for free
fertilizer!

Mushroom invasion in my garden !!!
 

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Ed Zagmoon wrote:
Help! They are everywhere! Mushrooms, they are coming for me!

I've shot thousands of them with my shotgun, but it did no good. Even
more mushrooms are coming overnight.

I tried land mines, but they don't seem to work. I tried C4, but they
are still coming back. I tried the tank of my neighbor, but even
that didn't help.

What can I do know? How can I defeat the mushrooms?

Or did they already win?

Please help!

LOL! Lots of jokes here. If I was blessed with that problem, I'd use a
little garden weasel thingy and mulch 'em right into the dirt for free
fertilizer!



ROFL....Glad you liked the "Jokes"...but your Garden weasel "Thingy" does
not erradicate a garden mushroom ring..........

Mushroom invasion in my garden !!!
 

Jimi wrote:
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Ed Zagmoon wrote:
Help! They are everywhere! Mushrooms, they are coming for me!

I've shot thousands of them with my shotgun, but it did no good. Even
more mushrooms are coming overnight.

I tried land mines, but they don't seem to work. I tried C4, but they
are still coming back. I tried the tank of my neighbor, but even
that didn't help.

What can I do know? How can I defeat the mushrooms?

Or did they already win?

Please help!

LOL! Lots of jokes here. If I was blessed with that problem, I'd use a
little garden weasel thingy and mulch 'em right into the dirt for free
fertilizer!



ROFL....Glad you liked the "Jokes"...but your Garden weasel "Thingy" does
not erradicate a garden mushroom ring..........

No, of course not. What I'm saying is the "problem" is probably
temporary since the shrooms thrive in damp shady areas. The mushrooms
will go away when conditions change. My lawn and some gardens sprout
them every spring during heavy rains, then die off during the summer.
Heck, if they're not erradicated, then you've got free perpetually
self-applying fertilizer! :-)