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Gene Stonerly 06-01-2009 06:28 PM

Where should I bury a corpse in my garden???
 
I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.

Where should I bury it in my garden???

Bill[_13_] 06-01-2009 06:47 PM

Where should I bury a corpse in my garden???
 
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Gene Stonerly wrote:

I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.

Where should I bury it in my garden???


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From: Gene Stonerly
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Subject: Where should I bury a corpse in my garden???
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I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.

Where should I bury it in my garden???

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Billy[_7_] 07-01-2009 06:14 AM

Where should I bury a corpse in my garden???
 
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Bill wrote:

In article
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Gene Stonerly wrote:

I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.

Where should I bury it in my garden???


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Subject: Where should I bury a corpse in my garden???
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I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.

Where should I bury it in my garden???


Bwahahahahaha ;O)


Billy
Republican and Democratic "Leadership" Behind Bars
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1031285.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVTf...ef=patrick.net

newsreader 07-01-2009 01:11 PM

Where should I bury a corpse in my garden???
 
Did you not see the movie Fargo?
You need to grind it up in a wood chipper first!


Gene Stonerly wrote:
I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.

Where should I bury it in my garden???


Bill[_13_] 07-01-2009 03:22 PM

Where should I bury a corpse in my garden???
 
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Billy wrote:

In article ,
Bill wrote:

In article
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Gene Stonerly wrote:

I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.

Where should I bury it in my garden???


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I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.

Where should I bury it in my garden???


Bwahahahahaha ;O)


Billy
Republican and Democratic "Leadership" Behind Bars
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1031285.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVTf...ef=patrick.net


Yea I was being a whiner. Guess the sci.med.cardiology group got my
ire. I do advocate off topic stuff and weird stuff being about. Can
always kill a thread.

So getting back to the topic. Once saw a movie depicting the current
Dali Lama father being released from his body. Seems bodies are frozen
then hacked apart and feed to vultures this cira ~1920. This not
gruesome just a practical means to do what has to be done. Movie was
KunDun ?

Bill

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Not@home 07-01-2009 10:11 PM

Where should I bury a corpse in my garden???
 
If its a politician, you should let it rot a while first, so it won't
burn the plants.

newsreader wrote:
Did you not see the movie Fargo?
You need to grind it up in a wood chipper first!


Gene Stonerly wrote:
I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.

Where should I bury it in my garden???


Nanzi 08-01-2009 05:35 PM

Where should I bury a corpse in my garden???
 
On Jan 6, 1:47*pm, Bill wrote:
In article
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*Gene Stonerly wrote:

I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.


Where should I bury it in my garden???


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I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.

Where should I bury it in my garden???

--
Garden in shade zone 5 S Jersey USA


Jackson or in Jersey Devil country, out there where that Restaurant on
the Mullica River burned down, the name is escaping me, but the food
was wonderful. Whoops, my jersey roots are showing.

I'd dig an 8 foot deep spot in the middle of the garden, do the deed,
then plant veggies all over it!!!! Your call, of course!!

z 10-01-2009 06:35 AM

Where should I bury a corpse in my garden???
 
On Jan 8, 12:35*pm, Nanzi wrote:
On Jan 6, 1:47*pm, Bill wrote:





In article
,
*Gene Stonerly wrote:


I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.


Where should I bury it in my garden???


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I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.


Where should I bury it in my garden???


--
Garden in shade zone 5 S Jersey USA


Jackson or in Jersey Devil country, out there where that Restaurant on
the Mullica River burned down, the name is escaping me, but the food
was wonderful. *Whoops, my jersey roots are showing.

I'd dig an 8 foot deep spot in the middle of the garden, do the deed,
then plant veggies all over it!!!! *Your call, of course!!- Hide quoted text -

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feeding it to pigs seems to be the cutting edge, these days.

Nanzi 10-01-2009 04:15 PM

Where should I bury a corpse in my garden???
 
On Jan 8, 12:35*pm, Nanzi wrote:
On Jan 6, 1:47*pm, Bill wrote:



In article
,
*Gene Stonerly wrote:


I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.


Where should I bury it in my garden???


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I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.


Where should I bury it in my garden???


--
Garden in shade zone 5 S Jersey USA


Jackson or in Jersey Devil country, out there where that Restaurant on
the Mullica River burned down, the name is escaping me, but the food
was wonderful. *Whoops, my jersey roots are showing.

I'd dig an 8 foot deep spot in the middle of the garden, do the deed,
then plant veggies all over it!!!! *Your call, of course!!


I remember now - it was Swee****er Casino. We used to see deer whilst
dining there. They were supposed to rebuild it, if they do, check it
out, the food was great. Nan in De

zxcvbob 10-01-2009 07:11 PM

Where should I bury a corpse in my garden???
 
Seems like you should be getting together with the folks complaining
about the high cost of fertilizer.

(or you could just take it to the local rendering plant and give the
night-shift guy $20.)

Bob

z 12-01-2009 06:33 AM

Where should I bury a corpse in my garden???
 
On Jan 10, 2:11*pm, zxcvbob wrote:
Seems like you should be getting together with the folks complaining
about the high cost of fertilizer.

(or you could just take it to the local rendering plant and give the
night-shift guy $20.)

Bob


with a little taxidermy, it would make an attractive conversation
piece in the foyer.

AndyS 15-01-2009 01:11 PM

Where should I bury a corpse in my garden???
 


z wrote:

with a little taxidermy, it would make an attractive conversation
piece in the foyer.


Andy comments:
Or you could inject it with some Viagra, ,,,,,, and use it to play
horseshoes......

MajorOz 23-01-2009 02:39 AM

Where should I bury a corpse in my garden???
 
On Jan 6, 12:47*pm, Bill wrote:

I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.

Where should I bury it in my garden???


....at the bottom

oz



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