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Default Where should I bury a corpse in my garden???

I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.

Where should I bury it in my garden???
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I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.

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I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.

Where should I bury it in my garden???

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I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.

Where should I bury it in my garden???


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I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.

Where should I bury it in my garden???


Bwahahahahaha ;O)


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Did you not see the movie Fargo?
You need to grind it up in a wood chipper first!


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Where should I bury it in my garden???

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I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.

Where should I bury it in my garden???


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I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.

Where should I bury it in my garden???


Bwahahahahaha ;O)


Billy
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http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1031285.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVTf...ef=patrick.net


Yea I was being a whiner. Guess the sci.med.cardiology group got my
ire. I do advocate off topic stuff and weird stuff being about. Can
always kill a thread.

So getting back to the topic. Once saw a movie depicting the current
Dali Lama father being released from his body. Seems bodies are frozen
then hacked apart and feed to vultures this cira ~1920. This not
gruesome just a practical means to do what has to be done. Movie was
KunDun ?

Bill

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If its a politician, you should let it rot a while first, so it won't
burn the plants.

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Did you not see the movie Fargo?
You need to grind it up in a wood chipper first!


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On Jan 6, 1:47*pm, Bill wrote:
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*Gene Stonerly wrote:

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Where should I bury it in my garden???


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I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.

Where should I bury it in my garden???

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Jackson or in Jersey Devil country, out there where that Restaurant on
the Mullica River burned down, the name is escaping me, but the food
was wonderful. Whoops, my jersey roots are showing.

I'd dig an 8 foot deep spot in the middle of the garden, do the deed,
then plant veggies all over it!!!! Your call, of course!!
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On Jan 8, 12:35*pm, Nanzi wrote:
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Where should I bury it in my garden???


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Where should I bury it in my garden???


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Jackson or in Jersey Devil country, out there where that Restaurant on
the Mullica River burned down, the name is escaping me, but the food
was wonderful. *Whoops, my jersey roots are showing.

I'd dig an 8 foot deep spot in the middle of the garden, do the deed,
then plant veggies all over it!!!! *Your call, of course!!- Hide quoted text -

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feeding it to pigs seems to be the cutting edge, these days.
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On Jan 8, 12:35*pm, Nanzi wrote:
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*Gene Stonerly wrote:


I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.


Where should I bury it in my garden???


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I've just killed a human and I now need to get rid of the corpse.


Where should I bury it in my garden???


--
Garden in shade zone 5 S Jersey USA


Jackson or in Jersey Devil country, out there where that Restaurant on
the Mullica River burned down, the name is escaping me, but the food
was wonderful. *Whoops, my jersey roots are showing.

I'd dig an 8 foot deep spot in the middle of the garden, do the deed,
then plant veggies all over it!!!! *Your call, of course!!


I remember now - it was Swee****er Casino. We used to see deer whilst
dining there. They were supposed to rebuild it, if they do, check it
out, the food was great. Nan in De
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Seems like you should be getting together with the folks complaining
about the high cost of fertilizer.

(or you could just take it to the local rendering plant and give the
night-shift guy $20.)

Bob


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On Jan 10, 2:11*pm, zxcvbob wrote:
Seems like you should be getting together with the folks complaining
about the high cost of fertilizer.

(or you could just take it to the local rendering plant and give the
night-shift guy $20.)

Bob


with a little taxidermy, it would make an attractive conversation
piece in the foyer.
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z wrote:

with a little taxidermy, it would make an attractive conversation
piece in the foyer.


Andy comments:
Or you could inject it with some Viagra, ,,,,,, and use it to play
horseshoes......
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On Jan 6, 12:47*pm, Bill wrote:

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....at the bottom

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