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teresa green 21-04-2010 01:47 PM

how do i install a tree?
 
i've been wondering how to install a tree into my garden, currently i am having trouble decideing how to do, well, how to do everything involved!

i don't know what type of tree to buy, i need something small, but not too small, something climb-able. i need something that will fit my 8 meter square wide garden.

i also need to know who to contact to purchase a tree, and i need to know what type of watar to feed my baby tree.

i was thinking about aveon, but decided that volcanic fit the bill. what's your oppinion?!

also, does anyone know a good tree-baptist that is local to the nottinghamshire area?

thanks!

brooklyn1 21-04-2010 04:31 PM

how do i install a tree?
 
On Wed, 21 Apr 2010 08:47:14 -0400, teresa green
wrote:


i've been wondering how to install a tree into my garden, currently i am
having trouble decideing how to do, well, how to do everything
involved!

i don't know what type of tree to buy, i need something small, but not
too small, something climb-able.


Climable, huh? Buy a step ladder... you'll be long dead before any
tree you plant today will be climbable.

i need something that will fit my 8 meter square wide garden.


Ornamental pear - Redspire - fits my 8 sq meters nicely:
http://i43.tinypic.com/211mays.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/fo38ts.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/33tta1x.jpg


Higgs Boson 21-04-2010 10:12 PM

how do i install a tree?
 
On Apr 21, 5:47*am, teresa green teresa.green.
wrote:
i've been wondering how to install a tree into my garden, currently i am
having trouble decideing how to do, well, how to do everything
involved!

i don't know what type of tree to buy, i need something small, but not
too small, something climb-able. i need something that will fit my 8
meter square wide garden.

i also need to know who to contact to purchase a tree, and i need to
know what type of watar to feed my baby tree.

i was thinking about aveon, but decided that volcanic fit the bill.
what's your oppinion?!

also, does anyone know a good tree-baptist that is local to the
nottinghamshire area?

thanks!

--
teresa green


"Tree baptist"?? Dunno, but you might consider a tree agnostic.

David Hare-Scott[_2_] 21-04-2010 11:08 PM

how do i install a tree?
 
teresa green wrote:
i've been wondering how to install a tree into my garden, currently i
am having trouble decideing how to do, well, how to do everything
involved!


Have another beer or two it will become clearer.

i don't know what type of tree to buy, i need something small, but not
too small, something climb-able. i need something that will fit my 8
meter square wide garden.


Will it be tall enough so you can stand underneath and not hit your half
metre cubed pointy head though?

i also need to know who to contact to purchase a tree, and i need to
know what type of watar to feed my baby tree.


When your loan on the beer expires pass it on to the tree. It's best if you
massage it into the tree every morning before the sun rises. And chant.

i was thinking about aveon, but decided that volcanic fit the bill.
what's your oppinion?!


Something from the genus Fatheadsia comes to mind.


also, does anyone know a good tree-baptist that is local to the
nottinghamshire area?

thanks!


There used to be some bush Baptists around here but now we just have bush
Buddhist (of the nether sect). Will that do?

David.


Sack Of Gold 22-04-2010 09:49 AM

This guy is an idiot and SHOULD leave.

Really hope he will get out soon.

teresa green 22-04-2010 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sack Of Gold (Post 884412)
This guy is an idiot and SHOULD leave.

Really hope he will get out soon.

what do you mean? i'm completely legitimate!

why does everyone call me a "troll"?

if you can't answer me in a civalised maner, then don't reply at all!

Sack Of Gold 22-04-2010 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teresa green (Post 884416)
what do you mean? i'm completely legitimate!

why does everyone call me a "troll"?

if you can't answer me in a civalised maner, then don't reply at all!

Shut up kid and get a life.

teresa green 22-04-2010 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sack Of Gold (Post 884417)
Shut up kid and get a life.

what is your problem?! i'm here seeking help!

stop replying to my topics!

Sack Of Gold 22-04-2010 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teresa green (Post 884418)
what is your problem?! i'm here seeking help!

stop replying to my topics!

No, you are being a d

No you are being a dìck. You ruin this forum with your stupid posts. This is a gardening forum not a nob head forum. I bet you are a 17 year old kid sat in class with your buddies. Seriously. Grow up.

Sack Of Steel 22-04-2010 11:53 AM

You all suck at gardening, I have two trees in my garden and a rose bush, noobs

teresa green 22-04-2010 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sack Of Gold (Post 884419)
No, you are being a d

No you are being a dìck. You ruin this forum with your stupid posts. This is a gardening forum not a nob head forum. I bet you are a 17 year old kid sat in class with your buddies. Seriously. Grow up.

you know what, i don't care what you think. your on a gardening forum for fu(ks sake. i only came on to ask for advice.

and dick heads like you just ruin forums like this, once sources of information, now it's just some ass holes paradise to spam a topic with pointless insults.

get off this forum sir, and never come back. you illiterate fag.

Sack Of Gold 22-04-2010 11:57 AM

Illeterate? sir, please. Also you are the one ruining the forum Posting useless shit that means nothing. Why do you do this. What's your name kid? bet you darent even tell me.

teresa green 22-04-2010 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sack Of Steel (Post 884420)
You all suck at gardening, I have two trees in my garden and a rose bush, noobs

holy shit your hardcore!

Enflamed Tulip 22-04-2010 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sack Of Gold (Post 884422)
Illeterate? sir, please. Also you are the one ruining the forum Posting useless shit that means nothing. Why do you do this. What's your name kid? bet you darent even tell me.

Come on guys stop bickering.

Please if any of you know how to deter dogs from defecating into ponds respond to my thread.

-Julie

Sack Of Gold 22-04-2010 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enflamed Tulip (Post 884425)
Come on guys stop bickering.

Please if any of you know how to deter dogs from defecating into ponds respond to my thread.

-Julie

Hey! I posted in your thread earlier. I love your koi's. This person is killing good threads like that for example.


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