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i've been wondering how to install a tree into my garden, currently i am having trouble decideing how to do, well, how to do everything involved!

i don't know what type of tree to buy, i need something small, but not too small, something climb-able. i need something that will fit my 8 meter square wide garden.

i also need to know who to contact to purchase a tree, and i need to know what type of watar to feed my baby tree.

i was thinking about aveon, but decided that volcanic fit the bill. what's your oppinion?!

also, does anyone know a good tree-baptist that is local to the nottinghamshire area?

thanks!
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On Wed, 21 Apr 2010 08:47:14 -0400, teresa green
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i've been wondering how to install a tree into my garden, currently i am
having trouble decideing how to do, well, how to do everything
involved!

i don't know what type of tree to buy, i need something small, but not
too small, something climb-able.


Climable, huh? Buy a step ladder... you'll be long dead before any
tree you plant today will be climbable.

i need something that will fit my 8 meter square wide garden.


Ornamental pear - Redspire - fits my 8 sq meters nicely:
http://i43.tinypic.com/211mays.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/fo38ts.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/33tta1x.jpg

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On Apr 21, 5:47*am, teresa green teresa.green.
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i've been wondering how to install a tree into my garden, currently i am
having trouble decideing how to do, well, how to do everything
involved!

i don't know what type of tree to buy, i need something small, but not
too small, something climb-able. i need something that will fit my 8
meter square wide garden.

i also need to know who to contact to purchase a tree, and i need to
know what type of watar to feed my baby tree.

i was thinking about aveon, but decided that volcanic fit the bill.
what's your oppinion?!

also, does anyone know a good tree-baptist that is local to the
nottinghamshire area?

thanks!

--
teresa green


"Tree baptist"?? Dunno, but you might consider a tree agnostic.
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teresa green wrote:
i've been wondering how to install a tree into my garden, currently i
am having trouble decideing how to do, well, how to do everything
involved!


Have another beer or two it will become clearer.

i don't know what type of tree to buy, i need something small, but not
too small, something climb-able. i need something that will fit my 8
meter square wide garden.


Will it be tall enough so you can stand underneath and not hit your half
metre cubed pointy head though?

i also need to know who to contact to purchase a tree, and i need to
know what type of watar to feed my baby tree.


When your loan on the beer expires pass it on to the tree. It's best if you
massage it into the tree every morning before the sun rises. And chant.

i was thinking about aveon, but decided that volcanic fit the bill.
what's your oppinion?!


Something from the genus Fatheadsia comes to mind.


also, does anyone know a good tree-baptist that is local to the
nottinghamshire area?

thanks!


There used to be some bush Baptists around here but now we just have bush
Buddhist (of the nether sect). Will that do?

David.

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This guy is an idiot and SHOULD leave.

Really hope he will get out soon.


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This guy is an idiot and SHOULD leave.

Really hope he will get out soon.
what do you mean? i'm completely legitimate!

why does everyone call me a "troll"?

if you can't answer me in a civalised maner, then don't reply at all!
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what do you mean? i'm completely legitimate!

why does everyone call me a "troll"?

if you can't answer me in a civalised maner, then don't reply at all!
Shut up kid and get a life.
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Shut up kid and get a life.
what is your problem?! i'm here seeking help!

stop replying to my topics!
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what is your problem?! i'm here seeking help!

stop replying to my topics!
No, you are being a d

No you are being a děck. You ruin this forum with your stupid posts. This is a gardening forum not a nob head forum. I bet you are a 17 year old kid sat in class with your buddies. Seriously. Grow up.
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You all suck at gardening, I have two trees in my garden and a rose bush, noobs


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No, you are being a d

No you are being a děck. You ruin this forum with your stupid posts. This is a gardening forum not a nob head forum. I bet you are a 17 year old kid sat in class with your buddies. Seriously. Grow up.
you know what, i don't care what you think. your on a gardening forum for fu(ks sake. i only came on to ask for advice.

and dick heads like you just ruin forums like this, once sources of information, now it's just some ass holes paradise to spam a topic with pointless insults.

get off this forum sir, and never come back. you illiterate fag.
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Illeterate? sir, please. Also you are the one ruining the forum Posting useless shit that means nothing. Why do you do this. What's your name kid? bet you darent even tell me.
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You all suck at gardening, I have two trees in my garden and a rose bush, noobs
holy shit your hardcore!
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Illeterate? sir, please. Also you are the one ruining the forum Posting useless shit that means nothing. Why do you do this. What's your name kid? bet you darent even tell me.
Come on guys stop bickering.

Please if any of you know how to deter dogs from defecating into ponds respond to my thread.

-Julie
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Come on guys stop bickering.

Please if any of you know how to deter dogs from defecating into ponds respond to my thread.

-Julie
Hey! I posted in your thread earlier. I love your koi's. This person is killing good threads like that for example.
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