interesting. i'll have to put
this on the "more reading" list.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyline_design

i had never heard of this before and
found it while wandering about.


songbird

In article ,
songbird wrote:

interesting. i'll have to put
this on the "more reading" list.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyline_design

i had never heard of this before and
found it while wandering about.


songbird

Very interesting.

Thank you,

McGowan's Drinking Guide (Translated from the original German. It's
complicated, OK?)
Drinking Problems

Symptom Fault Action to be Taken

Drinking fails to give Mouth shut or glass Buy another pint, and
satisfaction and taste: applied to wrong practice before mirror.
shirt front wet part of face. Continue with as many
pints as necessary until
drinking technique is
perfect.




Drinking fails to Glass empty. Find someone who
give satisfaction will buy you another

and taste; beer pint.
unusually pale
and clear.

Feet cold and wet Glass held at Turn glass so that
wrong angle. open end is pointing
at the ceiling.



Feet warm and wet. Incorrect bladder Stand by nearest dog -
control. after a while complain
to its owner about its
behavior + demand a
pint in compensation.



Bar blurred You are looking Find someone who will
through the buy you another pint.
bottom of your
empty glass.


Bar swaying. Air turbulence Insert broom handle
unusually high - down back of jacket.
may be due to darts
match.

Bar is moving You are being Find out if you are
carried out being taken to
another pub - if not,
protest that you are
being kidnapped by the
Salvation Army.






You notice that You have fallen If glass is still full
the wall opposite over backwards and no one is standing
is covered with on your drinking arm,
ceiling tiles and stay put.
has a fluorescent
light strip across it.

Everything has You have fallen As for falling over
gone dim, and you over forwards. backwards.
have a mouthful of
cigarette butts and
broken teeth.

Everything has The pub is Panic.
gone dark closing

Have awoken to find Have spent the night Look at watch to see
your bed hard, cold, in the gutter. if it is opening time -
and wet. Cannot see If not, treat yourself
bedroom walls. to a lie-in.

--


A man is not drunk, who from the floor
can rise again and drink some more
But he is drunk who prostrate lies,
and cannot drink, and cannot rise.

Drinking late at night, can lead to pregnancy.
-

America is not broke. The country is awash in wealth and cash.
It's just that it's not in your hands. It has been transferred, in the
greatest heist in history, from the workers and consumers to the banks
and the portfolios of the uber-rich.
http://theuptake.org/2011/03/05/mich...wisconsin-is-b
roke/

Are you better off than you were 30 years ago? 10 years ago? 1 year ago?
--
- Billy

Dept. of Defense budget: $663.8 billion
Dept. of Health and Human Services budget: $78.4 billion


Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower, 16 April 1953