Is your garden more gaff than gorgeous? Did the man of the house do something rickety with the rockery? Did you dig yourself a pond only to only to see the water vanish, leaving the goldfish gasping? Then you may be in urgent need of a little Garden ER! Contact us now to let us know what’s gone wrong and how the Garden ER team can help.

We’re looking for DIY garden projects that have gone seriously wrong, don’t work, look terrible or simply didn’t live up to your hopes. We want to meet the perpetrator of the gardening ‘crime’, help them put it right and finally win them a pardon from their long-suffering ‘victim’.

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