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Cereoid-UR12- 22-07-2003 09:22 PM

@#*%)^@ Cats! boning sparkie
 
Are you blind as well as mentally deficient, sparkplug, you stupid asshole?

I have been giving useful advice all along.

My reply was perfectly acceptable. It was the person who was at fault not
the cat.

Now you are at fault because you're not an adult either.

So, what is you problem besides having a penis for a brain?........Somebody
else's penis, that is!

Now go back to trying to count your number of testicles.

Does your mother know how you got all that hair all over your palms?


wrote in message
...

Do you ever have anything of value to add to this group?


On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 12:47:56 GMT, "Cereoid-UR12-"

wrote:

Yeah sure, blame the cat for you putting your top heavy plant someplace

that
it can readily fall over.

You should try to be an adult and accept the blame for creating a

situation
where the plant could fall over in the first place. It would appear that

the
plant was long overdue for repotting.


Phisherman wrote in message
.. .
Last weekend a stray white cat came onto our deck and knocked over a
cactus and broke it. The cactus is over 30 years old from my mother.
I'm sure the cactus (of what is left) will survive, but I am totally
****ed at the cat. I'd like the chance to hose it down but my spouse
really wants it to take the eternal dirt nap.






John DeBoo 23-07-2003 03:22 AM

@#*%)^@ Cats! boning sparkie
 
Cereoid-UR12- wrote:

Are you blind as well as mentally deficient, sparkplug, you stupid asshole?

I have been giving useful advice all along.


Is that your neck or a circumcision scar?


Cereoid-UR12- 23-07-2003 05:02 AM

@#*%)^@ Cats! boning sparkie
 
Neither. That's your mother's mouth, Dumboo.

I'm being insulted by some peabrain using comcast.net?
Now, that's really funny!!!


John DeBoo wrote in message
...
Cereoid-UR12- wrote:

Are you blind as well as mentally deficient, sparkplug, you stupid

asshole?

I have been giving useful advice all along.


Is that your neck or a circumcision scar?




[email protected] 23-07-2003 02:02 PM

@#*%)^@ Cats! boning sparkie
 

Ahh, spoken like a true adult!




On Tue, 22 Jul 2003 19:12:54 GMT, "Cereoid-UR12-" wrote:

Are you blind as well as mentally deficient, sparkplug, you stupid asshole?

I have been giving useful advice all along.

My reply was perfectly acceptable. It was the person who was at fault not
the cat.

Now you are at fault because you're not an adult either.

So, what is you problem besides having a penis for a brain?........Somebody
else's penis, that is!

Now go back to trying to count your number of testicles.

Does your mother know how you got all that hair all over your palms?


wrote in message
.. .

Do you ever have anything of value to add to this group?


On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 12:47:56 GMT, "Cereoid-UR12-"

wrote:

Yeah sure, blame the cat for you putting your top heavy plant someplace

that
it can readily fall over.

You should try to be an adult and accept the blame for creating a

situation
where the plant could fall over in the first place. It would appear that

the
plant was long overdue for repotting.


Phisherman wrote in message
.. .
Last weekend a stray white cat came onto our deck and knocked over a
cactus and broke it. The cactus is over 30 years old from my mother.
I'm sure the cactus (of what is left) will survive, but I am totally
****ed at the cat. I'd like the chance to hose it down but my spouse
really wants it to take the eternal dirt nap.






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