Attention, witches and warlocks
 

Whaddaya get when you tie a Fuddnamentalist Christian and a Wiccan
together? Essence of Ex-Lax in the drapes, a cat with rigor mortis and
6 clogged-up Dust Devils.

--

HellPope Huey,
Stage moms may think their little dumpling
is the next Shirley Temple,
but all too often, the kid really sings like a flock of grackles,
who are crapping on your car, even as we speak.

"Their table manners could make you go blind in one eye."
- "Babylon 5"

"A young boy in Harlem sits at a computer in the library,
obviously exhilarated by the experience.
When asked why, he says 'Because it doesn't know I'm black.'
We are only as close to one another as we wish to be."
- Roger Rosenblatt

Attention, witches and warlocks
 

animaux wrote:

...and whitey is on the moon...





And a parrrrrrrtridge in a pear tree!


Cheerful Charlie









On 7 Sep 2003 17:21:53 -0700, (HellPopeHuey)
opined:

Whaddaya get when you tie a Fuddnamentalist Christian and a Wiccan
together? Essence of Ex-Lax in the drapes, a cat with rigor mortis and
6 clogged-up Dust Devils.

--
When I shake my killfile, I can hear them buzzing!

Cheerful Charlie

Attention, witches and warlocks
 

Attention, witches and warlocks
 

On 9 Sep 2003 13:34:07 -0700,
(theoneflasehaddock) wrote:

(HellPopeHuey) wrote in message . com...
Whaddaya get when you tie a Fuddnamentalist Christian and a Wiccan
together? Essence of Ex-Lax in the drapes, a cat with rigor mortis and
6 clogged-up Dust Devils.

--

Gods, what exactly do you tie them together with to get all that?


Strong belief.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"All's I can say is that I don't want the stupid CapitolOne card,
I want whatever sort of credit card the Vikings are using."
Kibo

Attention, witches and warlocks
 

Attention, witches and warlocks
 

Joe Cosby wrote in message . ..
On 9 Sep 2003 13:34:07 -0700,
(theoneflasehaddock) wrote:

(HellPopeHuey) wrote in message . com...
Whaddaya get when you tie a Fuddnamentalist Christian and a Wiccan
together? Essence of Ex-Lax in the drapes, a cat with rigor mortis and
6 clogged-up Dust Devils.

--

Gods, what exactly do you tie them together with to get all that?


Strong belief.

Oh? How does one put nots into that?

-
theoneflasehaddock

Attention, witches and warlocks
 

Attention, witches and warlocks
 

Gods, what exactly do you tie them together with to get all that?
BRBR

Prime hemp plants. They have to chew the heads off to get free...but about
halfway through they no longer MIND being tied together, in fact, they kind of
understand each other's point of view: "My God/dess, if only I had some potato
chips and Peanut Butter Cups within reach!"
zemedelec