Whaddaya get when you tie a Fuddnamentalist Christian and a Wiccan
together? Essence of Ex-Lax in the drapes, a cat with rigor mortis and
6 clogged-up Dust Devils.

--

HellPope Huey,
Stage moms may think their little dumpling
is the next Shirley Temple,
but all too often, the kid really sings like a flock of grackles,
who are crapping on your car, even as we speak.

"Their table manners could make you go blind in one eye."
- "Babylon 5"

"A young boy in Harlem sits at a computer in the library,
obviously exhilarated by the experience.
When asked why, he says 'Because it doesn't know I'm black.'
We are only as close to one another as we wish to be."
- Roger Rosenblatt

animaux wrote:

...and whitey is on the moon...





And a parrrrrrrtridge in a pear tree!


Cheerful Charlie









On 7 Sep 2003 17:21:53 -0700, (HellPopeHuey)
opined:

Whaddaya get when you tie a Fuddnamentalist Christian and a Wiccan
together? Essence of Ex-Lax in the drapes, a cat with rigor mortis and
6 clogged-up Dust Devils.

--
When I shake my killfile, I can hear them buzzing!

Cheerful Charlie

(HellPopeHuey) wrote in message . com...
Whaddaya get when you tie a Fuddnamentalist Christian and a Wiccan
together? Essence of Ex-Lax in the drapes, a cat with rigor mortis and
6 clogged-up Dust Devils.

--

Gods, what exactly do you tie them together with to get all that?

-
theoneflasehaddock

On 9 Sep 2003 13:34:07 -0700,
(theoneflasehaddock) wrote:

(HellPopeHuey) wrote in message . com...
Whaddaya get when you tie a Fuddnamentalist Christian and a Wiccan
together? Essence of Ex-Lax in the drapes, a cat with rigor mortis and
6 clogged-up Dust Devils.

--

Gods, what exactly do you tie them together with to get all that?


Strong belief.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"All's I can say is that I don't want the stupid CapitolOne card,
I want whatever sort of credit card the Vikings are using."
Kibo

(theoneflasehaddock) wrote in
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Subject: Attention, witches and warlocks


Do you people actually read rec.gardens, or are you all trying to
pick-on / pick-up Paghat?

Joe Cosby wrote in message . ..
On 9 Sep 2003 13:34:07 -0700,
(theoneflasehaddock) wrote:

(HellPopeHuey) wrote in message . com...
Whaddaya get when you tie a Fuddnamentalist Christian and a Wiccan
together? Essence of Ex-Lax in the drapes, a cat with rigor mortis and
6 clogged-up Dust Devils.

--

Gods, what exactly do you tie them together with to get all that?


Strong belief.

Oh? How does one put nots into that?

-
theoneflasehaddock

(theoneflasehaddock) wrote in message . com...
(HellPopeHuey) wrote in message . com...

Whaddaya get when you tie a Fuddnamentalist Christian and a Wiccan
together? Essence of Ex-Lax in the drapes, a cat with rigor mortis and
6 clogged-up Dust Devils.

Gods, what exactly do you tie them together with to get all that?

Tapeworms from kidnapped Youth For Christ fizzwits and the illusion
of a surrogate familial connection unavailable from their own
dysfunctional clans.

--

HellPope Huey
I love to go swimmin' with bowlegged women
and swim between their no-load mutual fund portfolios
and their Koegh accounts.

"He's the village idiot and that's saying a lot in THIS village."
- "King of the Hill"

"When we moved to New York in '67,
we had this miserable f**king apartment on Thompson Street,
but it was a block away from (Edgar) Varese's house.
He was already dead by that time, but I used to walk by there
and see that red lacquer door and just try to imagine
what it would be like to be trapped in that apartment,
not writing music for 25 years."
- Frank Zappa

Gods, what exactly do you tie them together with to get all that?
BRBR

Prime hemp plants. They have to chew the heads off to get free...but about
halfway through they no longer MIND being tied together, in fact, they kind of
understand each other's point of view: "My God/dess, if only I had some potato
chips and Peanut Butter Cups within reach!"
zemedelec