A lawnmower drove over my genitals
 

Ouch ! Now my genitals are torn to millions of pieces and ants,
beetles and slugs ate these pieces.

So beware, your lawnmower may be evil, possessed by a demon and may be
waiting for cutting of your little "Bush" together with your genitals.

Dangerous !

A lawnmower drove over my genitals
 

owwwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (don't get near lemonade makers right
now.......)
maddie
"Charles Immey" wrote in message
om...
Ouch ! Now my genitals are torn to millions of pieces and ants,
beetles and slugs ate these pieces.

So beware, your lawnmower may be evil, possessed by a demon and may be
waiting for cutting of your little "Bush" together with your genitals.

Dangerous !

A lawnmower drove over my genitals
 

Only a complete idiot would even think about schtupping a lawnmower in the
first place.

What's next?

Brushing your teeth with a weed wacker?

How about dirty dancing with a rototiller?



madgardener wrote in message
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owwwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (don't get near lemonade makers right
now.......)
maddie
"Charles Immey" wrote in message
om...
Ouch ! Now my genitals are torn to millions of pieces and ants,
beetles and slugs ate these pieces.

So beware, your lawnmower may be evil, possessed by a demon and may be
waiting for cutting of your little "Bush" together with your genitals.

Dangerous !

A lawnmower drove over my genitals
 

Xref: kermit rec.gardens:261602


"Cereoid-UR12-" wrote in message
om...
Only a complete idiot would even think about schtupping a lawnmower in the
first place.

His problems are worse then that - in sci.chem he's a homo ;)
Frank

A lawnmower drove over my genitals
 

Xref: kermit rec.gardens:261602


"Cereoid-UR12-" wrote in message
om...
Only a complete idiot would even think about schtupping a lawnmower in the
first place.

His problems are worse then that - in sci.chem he's a homo ;)
Frank

A lawnmower drove over my genitals
 

"madgardener" wrote in :

owwwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (don't get near lemonade makers right
now.......)
maddie
"Charles Immey" wrote in message
om...
Ouch ! Now my genitals are torn to millions of pieces and ants,
beetles and slugs ate these pieces.

So beware, your lawnmower may be evil, possessed by a demon and may be
waiting for cutting of your little "Bush" together with your genitals.

Dangerous !




I think he's trying to claim the title of madlandscaper and 'mad' in this
case not being in a good way.

A lawnmower drove over my genitals
 

MUCH better than being a hetero, IMHO