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12-01-2004, 12:04 AM
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A lawnmower drove over my genitals
Ouch ! Now my genitals are torn to millions of pieces and ants,
beetles and slugs ate these pieces. So beware, your lawnmower may be evil, possessed by a demon and may be waiting for cutting of your little "Bush" together with your genitals. Dangerous ! |
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12-01-2004, 01:32 AM
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A lawnmower drove over my genitals
owwwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (don't get near lemonade makers right
now.......) maddie "Charles Immey" wrote in message om... Ouch ! Now my genitals are torn to millions of pieces and ants, beetles and slugs ate these pieces. So beware, your lawnmower may be evil, possessed by a demon and may be waiting for cutting of your little "Bush" together with your genitals. Dangerous ! |
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#3
12-01-2004, 04:42 AM
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A lawnmower drove over my genitals
Only a complete idiot would even think about schtupping a lawnmower in the
first place. What's next? Brushing your teeth with a weed wacker? How about dirty dancing with a rototiller? madgardener wrote in message ... owwwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (don't get near lemonade makers right now.......) maddie "Charles Immey" wrote in message om... Ouch ! Now my genitals are torn to millions of pieces and ants, beetles and slugs ate these pieces. So beware, your lawnmower may be evil, possessed by a demon and may be waiting for cutting of your little "Bush" together with your genitals. Dangerous ! |
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12-01-2004, 06:02 PM
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A lawnmower drove over my genitals
Xref: kermit rec.gardens:261602
"Cereoid-UR12-" wrote in message om... Only a complete idiot would even think about schtupping a lawnmower in the first place. His problems are worse then that - in sci.chem he's a homo  Frank |
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12-01-2004, 06:12 PM
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A lawnmower drove over my genitals
Xref: kermit rec.gardens:261602
"Cereoid-UR12-" wrote in message om... Only a complete idiot would even think about schtupping a lawnmower in the first place. His problems are worse then that - in sci.chem he's a homo Frank |
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#6
12-01-2004, 11:33 PM
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A lawnmower drove over my genitals
"madgardener" wrote in :
owwwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (don't get near lemonade makers right now.......) maddie "Charles Immey" wrote in message om... Ouch ! Now my genitals are torn to millions of pieces and ants, beetles and slugs ate these pieces. So beware, your lawnmower may be evil, possessed by a demon and may be waiting for cutting of your little "Bush" together with your genitals. Dangerous ! I think he's trying to claim the title of madlandscaper and 'mad' in this case not being in a good way. |
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#7
15-01-2004, 09:32 PM
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A lawnmower drove over my genitals
MUCH better than being a hetero, IMHO
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