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Jason Quick 27-03-2004 05:33 AM

Found a human skeleton in my garden
 


Quoth (Keith J. Crapper):

I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...


I'd suggest getting out the blender and making your own bone meal!

Jason



gregpresley 27-03-2004 07:32 AM

Found a human skeleton in my garden
 

"LeeAnne" wrote in message
...
By all means, call the police ... they'll dig up your yard for you and

then
you'll have fresh beds to plant in, maybe you can even put in a little

pond
or something.

Just think all the work you *won't* have to do ;-
LeeAnne


This reminds me of an old joke. The elderly man writes to his son in prison,
and says, "it's sad, I'm too old to till the ground without your help, and I
won't be able to raise my corn, tomatoes, and peppers this year". The son
writes back to his father and says, "I'm glad no one here is allowed to read
my mail, because I wanted to tell you that I buried all the "stuff" in your
yard., and I won't be getting out of here for a long time" The next night,
after dark, several cars arrive at the old man's house with men and shovels,
and by morning, every inch of the yard had been dug up, and the soil put
back in place afterward.



Jan Flora 02-04-2004 12:02 PM

Found a human skeleton in my garden
 
In article ,
(Keith J. Crapper) wrote:

I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...


Call the cops. It may be someone that they gave up looking for. Families
of murder victims deserve closure. Quit digging and call the cops. The
more you dig, the more you screw up the evidence.

You *don't* get to keep the skull to put on your bookshelf. That's
somebody's mom, dad, kid or grandparent. Would you want a member
of your family's skull kept for a trophy? Naaaw.

Do the right thing and call it in.

Jan

theoneflasehaddock 06-04-2004 06:26 PM

Found a human skeleton in my garden
 
Subject: Found a human skeleton in my garden
From: Jan Flora
Date: 4/2/2004 5:54 AM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id:

In article ,
(Keith J. Crapper) wrote:

I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...


Call the cops. It may be someone that they gave up looking for. Families
of murder victims deserve closure. Quit digging and call the cops. The
more you dig, the more you screw up the evidence.

You *don't* get to keep the skull to put on your bookshelf. That's
somebody's mom, dad, kid or grandparent. Would you want a member
of your family's skull kept for a trophy? Naaaw.

Do the right thing and call it in.



You've been trolled. Notice the google account, the name "crapper", coupled
with such a stupid question. Of course you call it in, you don't keep human
bones around or you'll be the suspect...

-


theoneflasehaddock

theoneflasehaddock 06-04-2004 06:32 PM

Found a human skeleton in my garden
 
Subject: Found a human skeleton in my garden
From: Jan Flora
Date: 4/2/2004 5:54 AM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id:

In article ,
(Keith J. Crapper) wrote:

I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...


Call the cops. It may be someone that they gave up looking for. Families
of murder victims deserve closure. Quit digging and call the cops. The
more you dig, the more you screw up the evidence.

You *don't* get to keep the skull to put on your bookshelf. That's
somebody's mom, dad, kid or grandparent. Would you want a member
of your family's skull kept for a trophy? Naaaw.

Do the right thing and call it in.



You've been trolled. Notice the google account, the name "crapper", coupled
with such a stupid question. Of course you call it in, you don't keep human
bones around or you'll be the suspect...

-


theoneflasehaddock

Cindy 06-04-2004 06:35 PM

Found a human skeleton in my garden
 
At least you found a skeleton.... I had the whole damn body. Some sub-human
species murdered his pregnant girlfriend and dumped her on my property.
I also found out that the former owners wife shot him dead in now what is
my bedroom. While weedeating I found a 22 pistol in the backyard by the base
of a tree, to which I called the police to come retreive it. From the
police I found out that a man had been beaten to death on the road leading
into my house.
Sheeeesh, who ever said moving into the country was peaceful...I moved from
drug infested, crime laden South Fla to THIS.

We now call the road into our house "Murders Row"

Cindy
Zone 7, East TN.


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All outgoing mail scanned for viruses.
"Keith J. Crapper" wrote in message
om...
I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...




theoneflasehaddock 06-04-2004 06:42 PM

Found a human skeleton in my garden
 
Subject: Found a human skeleton in my garden
From: Jan Flora
Date: 4/2/2004 5:54 AM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id:

In article ,
(Keith J. Crapper) wrote:

I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...


Call the cops. It may be someone that they gave up looking for. Families
of murder victims deserve closure. Quit digging and call the cops. The
more you dig, the more you screw up the evidence.

You *don't* get to keep the skull to put on your bookshelf. That's
somebody's mom, dad, kid or grandparent. Would you want a member
of your family's skull kept for a trophy? Naaaw.

Do the right thing and call it in.



You've been trolled. Notice the google account, the name "crapper", coupled
with such a stupid question. Of course you call it in, you don't keep human
bones around or you'll be the suspect...

-


theoneflasehaddock

Cindy 06-04-2004 06:50 PM

Found a human skeleton in my garden
 
At least you found a skeleton.... I had the whole damn body. Some sub-human
species murdered his pregnant girlfriend and dumped her on my property.
I also found out that the former owners wife shot him dead in now what is
my bedroom. While weedeating I found a 22 pistol in the backyard by the base
of a tree, to which I called the police to come retreive it. From the
police I found out that a man had been beaten to death on the road leading
into my house.
Sheeeesh, who ever said moving into the country was peaceful...I moved from
drug infested, crime laden South Fla to THIS.

We now call the road into our house "Murders Row"

Cindy
Zone 7, East TN.


--
All outgoing mail scanned for viruses.
"Keith J. Crapper" wrote in message
om...
I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...




LeeAnne 06-04-2004 06:50 PM

Found a human skeleton in my garden
 
Holy Crap! Are you serious? That's neat ... house haunted by chance?


"Cindy" wrote in message
...
At least you found a skeleton.... I had the whole damn body. Some

sub-human
species murdered his pregnant girlfriend and dumped her on my property.
I also found out that the former owners wife shot him dead in now what is
my bedroom. While weedeating I found a 22 pistol in the backyard by the

base
of a tree, to which I called the police to come retreive it. From the
police I found out that a man had been beaten to death on the road leading
into my house.
Sheeeesh, who ever said moving into the country was peaceful...I moved

from
drug infested, crime laden South Fla to THIS.

We now call the road into our house "Murders Row"

Cindy
Zone 7, East TN.




theoneflasehaddock 06-04-2004 07:05 PM

Found a human skeleton in my garden
 
Subject: Found a human skeleton in my garden
From: Jan Flora
Date: 4/2/2004 5:54 AM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id:

In article ,
(Keith J. Crapper) wrote:

I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...


Call the cops. It may be someone that they gave up looking for. Families
of murder victims deserve closure. Quit digging and call the cops. The
more you dig, the more you screw up the evidence.

You *don't* get to keep the skull to put on your bookshelf. That's
somebody's mom, dad, kid or grandparent. Would you want a member
of your family's skull kept for a trophy? Naaaw.

Do the right thing and call it in.



You've been trolled. Notice the google account, the name "crapper", coupled
with such a stupid question. Of course you call it in, you don't keep human
bones around or you'll be the suspect...

-


theoneflasehaddock

Cindy 06-04-2004 07:18 PM

Found a human skeleton in my garden
 
At least you found a skeleton.... I had the whole damn body. Some sub-human
species murdered his pregnant girlfriend and dumped her on my property.
I also found out that the former owners wife shot him dead in now what is
my bedroom. While weedeating I found a 22 pistol in the backyard by the base
of a tree, to which I called the police to come retreive it. From the
police I found out that a man had been beaten to death on the road leading
into my house.
Sheeeesh, who ever said moving into the country was peaceful...I moved from
drug infested, crime laden South Fla to THIS.

We now call the road into our house "Murders Row"

Cindy
Zone 7, East TN.


--
All outgoing mail scanned for viruses.
"Keith J. Crapper" wrote in message
om...
I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...




LeeAnne 06-04-2004 07:39 PM

Found a human skeleton in my garden
 
Holy Crap! Are you serious? That's neat ... house haunted by chance?


"Cindy" wrote in message
...
At least you found a skeleton.... I had the whole damn body. Some

sub-human
species murdered his pregnant girlfriend and dumped her on my property.
I also found out that the former owners wife shot him dead in now what is
my bedroom. While weedeating I found a 22 pistol in the backyard by the

base
of a tree, to which I called the police to come retreive it. From the
police I found out that a man had been beaten to death on the road leading
into my house.
Sheeeesh, who ever said moving into the country was peaceful...I moved

from
drug infested, crime laden South Fla to THIS.

We now call the road into our house "Murders Row"

Cindy
Zone 7, East TN.




Roger Ramjet 06-04-2004 08:28 PM

Found a human skeleton in my garden
 
I think you found Jimmy Hoffa.
"Jan Flora" wrote in message
...
In article ,
(Keith J. Crapper) wrote:

I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...


Call the cops. It may be someone that they gave up looking for. Families
of murder victims deserve closure. Quit digging and call the cops. The
more you dig, the more you screw up the evidence.

You *don't* get to keep the skull to put on your bookshelf. That's
somebody's mom, dad, kid or grandparent. Would you want a member
of your family's skull kept for a trophy? Naaaw.

Do the right thing and call it in.

Jan




Roger Ramjet 06-04-2004 08:46 PM

Found a human skeleton in my garden
 
I think you found Jimmy Hoffa.
"Jan Flora" wrote in message
...
In article ,
(Keith J. Crapper) wrote:

I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...


Call the cops. It may be someone that they gave up looking for. Families
of murder victims deserve closure. Quit digging and call the cops. The
more you dig, the more you screw up the evidence.

You *don't* get to keep the skull to put on your bookshelf. That's
somebody's mom, dad, kid or grandparent. Would you want a member
of your family's skull kept for a trophy? Naaaw.

Do the right thing and call it in.

Jan




Craig Scheiner 21-04-2004 09:03 PM

Found a human skeleton in my garden
 
Just dig where the plants grow best. You never know what you'll find.

--
Best regards,
Craig Scheiner
Executive Producer
CPS Associates
Video Production and Publication
www.cpsvideo.net


I think you found Jimmy Hoffa.

I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...






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