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theoneflasehaddock 21-04-2004 07:04 PM

Bush/Kerry will raise taxes
 
I am sick and tired of the goddamned Shrubbery in the white house.

Both Shrub and Kerry are pro-war in Iraq. Neither have any clear picture on how
to deal with the war on terrorism.

Kerry is for abortion rights, Bush is against them. Neither really care, it's
just an issue to talk about, like gay marriage. Nobody cares, but it's
something to distract from a lack of more pressing issues to be addressed.

Both Bush and Kerry are conservatives.

Both have taken obscene amounts of money from special interests.

After Republicans complained the white house was for sale while CLinton was
there, Bush became #1 in american history for $$ contributed by special
interest groups. Kerry is #1 in the history of the U.S. Senate, and isn't
exactly out for campaign finance reform.

WHo else to vote for? Jack Grimes.

Jack Grimes doesn't give a shit about Gay marriage, or abortion. He's too
interested in trying to write a useful campaign platform.

Jack Grimes doesn't give a shit about Christian values. He would be the first
non-Christian in the white house if he was elected. Depending on when you ask
him, he is either a pagan or a satan worshipper. It is unclear whether he is
religious enough to decide which of the two he actually is. This bodes well for
America, as his religion, if not important to him, won't become an issue for
the rest of us. We can safely ignore it.

Jack Grimes plans on restoring the U.S. to the splendor of Pagan Rome. Damned
if I know how, but I strongly suggest feeding congressman to the lions, on
national TV. We could do one a week, on pay-per-view, and the revenues would
help Jack Grimes lower taxes.

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theoneflasehaddock

Starlord 21-04-2004 10:02 PM

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"theoneflasehaddock" ****off wrote in message
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I am sick and tired of the goddamned Shrubbery in the white house.




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Fred Garvin 22-04-2004 02:03 AM

Bush/Kerry will raise taxes
 
On Wed, 21 Apr 2004 13:49:08 -0400, theoneflasehaddock wrote:

I am sick and tired of the goddamned Shrubbery in the white house.

Both Shrub and Kerry are pro-war in Iraq. Neither have any clear picture
on how to deal with the war on terrorism.



As a wise man (Lewis Black) once said:

"Democrates blow, republicans suck."

It doesn't matter WHO you stick in there, they'll **** up the works anyway.


My non vote for anybody speaks just as loud.

They can all eat me.

eclectic 22-04-2004 02:04 AM

Bush/Kerry will raise taxes
 
"Starlord" wrote in message
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Totaly OFF TOPIC for this newsgroup, Welcome to my Killfile TROLL.


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Dragons Must Fly when Thread's in the Sky


"theoneflasehaddock" ****off wrote in message
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I am sick and tired of the goddamned Shrubbery in the white house.


I'll second that, Starlord.
Totally OFF TOPIC for this newsgroup, Welcome to my Killfile TROLL.

*Oops*... I've done it too!
(Regretfully, the logic is inescapable. I'm killfiling myself. :)

theoneflasehaddock 22-04-2004 03:02 PM

Bush/Kerry will raise taxes
 
Subject: Bush/Kerry will raise taxes
From: "Starlord"
Date: 4/21/2004 2:51 PM Central Daylight Time
Message-id:

Totaly OFF TOPIC for this newsgroup, Welcome to my Killfile TROLL.




What makes it off topic? Is your garden impervious to government control?

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theoneflasehaddock

theoneflasehaddock 22-04-2004 03:02 PM

Bush/Kerry will raise taxes
 
Subject: Bush/Kerry will raise taxes
From: "eclectic"
Date: 4/21/2004 7:17 PM Central Daylight Time
Message-id:

"Starlord" wrote in message
...
Totaly OFF TOPIC for this newsgroup, Welcome to my Killfile TROLL.


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Dragons Must Fly when Thread's in the Sky


"theoneflasehaddock" ****off wrote in message
...
I am sick and tired of the goddamned Shrubbery in the white house.


I'll second that, Starlord.
Totally OFF TOPIC for this newsgroup, Welcome to my Killfile TROLL.

*Oops*... I've done it too!
(Regretfully, the logic is inescapable. I'm killfiling myself. :)



I killfiled myself YEARS ago.

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theoneflasehaddock


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