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The Magnificent Bastard 29-04-2004 12:03 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
Antivirus software companies charge you money to "protect" your computer
from viruses and other bad things that could happen to it (trojan horse,
worm, etc.). If you don't pay for protection, there is a very good
chance that something bad will happen to your computer. Some people say
that some antivirus software companies are even responsible for some (or
most) of the new viruses that come out.........that way there is always
a need for their products.

Sounds kind of like the mafia. Either you pay them for protection or
you'll get hurt or something like that.

Is this just a coincidence?

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Jim Macklin 29-04-2004 12:03 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
Since there are many free anti-virus products, it just seems
to be a coincidence.


--
The people think the Constitution protects their rights;
But government sees it as an obstacle to be overcome.


"The Magnificent *******" wrote
in message ...
| Antivirus software companies charge you money to "protect"
your computer
| from viruses and other bad things that could happen to it
(trojan horse,
| worm, etc.). If you don't pay for protection, there is a
very good
| chance that something bad will happen to your computer.
Some people say
| that some antivirus software companies are even
responsible for some (or
| most) of the new viruses that come out.........that way
there is always
| a need for their products.
|
| Sounds kind of like the mafia. Either you pay them for
protection or
| you'll get hurt or something like that.
|
| Is this just a coincidence?
|
| --
| Magnificent ******* Productions 2004 ©
|
| http://www.magnificent*******productions.com



Trafton 29-04-2004 12:03 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
Hi,

First of all, it's a bad idea to post with your real email address to forums
like these, as users are already infected with viruses and are looking for
help. They will harvest your email.

"The Magnificent *******" wrote in message
...
Antivirus software companies charge you money to "protect" your computer
from viruses and other bad things that could happen to it (trojan horse,
worm, etc.). If you don't pay for protection, there is a very good
chance that something bad will happen to your computer. Some people say
that some antivirus software companies are even responsible for some (or
most) of the new viruses that come out.........that way there is always
a need for their products.

This is an odd argument. After all, couldn't you say the same about most
every services industry? Doctors don't make people sick to get their
business. There is no "massive" conspiracy. The antivirus industry is so
large that it would be doubtful a secret such as that would be able to stay
in for so long.

Sounds kind of like the mafia. Either you pay them for protection or
you'll get hurt or something like that.

You can avoid getting hurt by using common sense, even if you don't have an
antivirus program. Viruses require user intervention to spread - some
require the lack thereof. It's not antivirus programs that stop viruses from
spreading - they're only a safety net.

Is this just a coincidence?

No; a coincidence would entail some sort of similarity of unusual nature.
There is nothing unusual here. And, if you still feel this way, try a free
antivirus program like this one:

http://www.grisoft.com/

Here is it from a virus writer's perspective, reflecting on the absurdities
that were speculated upon because of a somewhat confusingly worded (but
standard) phrase in a Symantec write-up:

http://www.virusbtn.com/magazine/arc...d_straight.xml

Sincerely,
Benjamin "Trafton" Johnstone-Anderson
Microsoft MVP - Windows Security
Remove "SPAM" from email address to reply!
Security Manifest: www.msmvps.com/trafton/



David H. Lipman 29-04-2004 01:02 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
This is an Off Topic subject for the majority of News Groups posted to.

In reply however....

And police don't earn a salary ?
Do we not pay the FBI and CIA employees ?
Does not a lawyer charge for services ?
Does not a locksmith get paid for their services ?

So AV companies have a *RIGHT* to charge for their services as well. Most are nominal fees.

In actuality, this kind of bullsh!t argument has no relevance in *any* of the posted News
Groups.
Take this argument to; alt.comp.virus and/or alt.comp.anti-virus
Those locations are more apropos for this kind of broad discussion as it does not really
have a Microsoft basis since the argument would be the same for *any* OS including
Microsoft.

Dave





"The Magnificent *******" wrote in message
...
| Antivirus software companies charge you money to "protect" your computer
| from viruses and other bad things that could happen to it (trojan horse,
| worm, etc.). If you don't pay for protection, there is a very good
| chance that something bad will happen to your computer. Some people say
| that some antivirus software companies are even responsible for some (or
| most) of the new viruses that come out.........that way there is always
| a need for their products.
|
| Sounds kind of like the mafia. Either you pay them for protection or
| you'll get hurt or something like that.
|
| Is this just a coincidence?
|
| --
| Magnificent ******* Productions 2004 ©
|
| http://www.magnificent*******productions.com




The Magnificent Bastard 29-04-2004 01:02 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 15:52:15 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, Trafton rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


Hi,

First of all, it's a bad idea to post with your real email address to forums
like these, as users are already infected with viruses and are looking for
help. They will harvest your email.


I don't open email from people I don't know so the joke is on them.
They will be wasting their time if they send me an email.


"The Magnificent *******" wrote in message
...
Antivirus software companies charge you money to "protect" your computer
from viruses and other bad things that could happen to it (trojan horse,
worm, etc.). If you don't pay for protection, there is a very good
chance that something bad will happen to your computer. Some people say
that some antivirus software companies are even responsible for some (or
most) of the new viruses that come out.........that way there is always
a need for their products.


This is an odd argument. After all, couldn't you say the same about most
every services industry? Doctors don't make people sick to get their
business. There is no "massive" conspiracy. The antivirus industry is so
large that it would be doubtful a secret such as that would be able to stay
in for so long.


We still don't know who really shot JFK, so it's entirely possible that
a secret like this could be kept for a long time.


Sounds kind of like the mafia. Either you pay them for protection or
you'll get hurt or something like that.

You can avoid getting hurt by using common sense, even if you don't have an
antivirus program. Viruses require user intervention to spread - some
require the lack thereof. It's not antivirus programs that stop viruses from
spreading - they're only a safety net.

Is this just a coincidence?

No; a coincidence would entail some sort of similarity of unusual nature.
There is nothing unusual here. And, if you still feel this way, try a free
antivirus program like this one:

http://www.grisoft.com/

Here is it from a virus writer's perspective, reflecting on the absurdities
that were speculated upon because of a somewhat confusingly worded (but
standard) phrase in a Symantec write-up:

http://www.virusbtn.com/magazine/arc...d_straight.xml

Sincerely,
Benjamin "Trafton" Johnstone-Anderson
Microsoft MVP - Windows Security
Remove "SPAM" from email address to reply!
Security Manifest: www.msmvps.com/trafton/




--
Magnificent ******* Productions 2004 ©

http://www.magnificent*******productions.com

Trafton 29-04-2004 01:03 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
Virus writing is not an OS-dependent thing. Most types of viruses could be
written for another OS. There are fewer of them primarily because they are
less successful. There have been MacOS mass-mailing worms (i.e.
MacOS/Simpsons) and file infectors (too many examples to name, but I'll give
one randomly: MacOS/Sevendust). Mac worms have even been found in the wild,
case in point MacOS/AutoStart. The same goes for Linux worms. Mass-mailers
of today have less to do with Windows than Outlook Express.

Additionally, the JFK argument is flawed: whoever shot JFK did not have
thousands and thousands of employees.

For all we know, gremlins occupy the center of the Earth. Just because
something is a remote paranoid possibility does not mean it is worth being
concerned over. There are so many things more imminent than that, such as
actually protecting one's computer.

Sincerely,
Benjamin "Trafton" Johnstone-Anderson
Microsoft MVP - Windows Security
Remove "SPAM" from email address to reply!
Security Manifest: www.msmvps.com/trafton/


What other OS, besides Windows, is affected to any large extent by a
virus?



Jim Macklin 29-04-2004 01:03 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
Since Windows is 90% of the systems, 99 % of the jerks write
viruses for Windows.


--
The people think the Constitution protects their rights;
But government sees it as an obstacle to be overcome.


"The Magnificent *******" wrote
in message ...
| On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 18:58:39 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos,
David H. Lipman
| rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
again. It does
| this whenever it's told -
|
|
| This is an Off Topic subject for the majority of News
Groups posted to.
|
| In reply however....
|
| And police don't earn a salary ?
| Do we not pay the FBI and CIA employees ?
| Does not a lawyer charge for services ?
| Does not a locksmith get paid for their services ?
|
| So AV companies have a *RIGHT* to charge for their
services as well. Most are nominal fees.
|
| In actuality, this kind of bullsh!t argument has no
relevance in *any* of the posted News
| Groups.
| Take this argument to; alt.comp.virus and/or
alt.comp.anti-virus
| Those locations are more apropos for this kind of broad
discussion as it does not really
| have a Microsoft basis since the argument would be the
same for *any* OS including
| Microsoft.
|
| What other OS, besides Windows, is affected to any large
extent by a
| virus?
|
|
| Dave
|
|
|
|
|
| "The Magnificent *******"
wrote in message
| ...
| | Antivirus software companies charge you money to
"protect" your computer
| | from viruses and other bad things that could happen to
it (trojan horse,
| | worm, etc.). If you don't pay for protection, there
is a very good
| | chance that something bad will happen to your
computer. Some people say
| | that some antivirus software companies are even
responsible for some (or
| | most) of the new viruses that come out.........that
way there is always
| | a need for their products.
| |
| | Sounds kind of like the mafia. Either you pay them for
protection or
| | you'll get hurt or something like that.
| |
| | Is this just a coincidence?
| |
| | --
| | Magnificent ******* Productions 2004 ©
| |
| | http://www.magnificent*******productions.com
|
|
|
|
|
| --
| Magnificent ******* Productions 2004 ©
|
| http://www.magnificent*******productions.com



The Magnificent Bastard 29-04-2004 01:04 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 16:15:51 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, Trafton rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


Virus writing is not an OS-dependent thing. Most types of viruses could be
written for another OS. There are fewer of them primarily because they are
less successful. There have been MacOS mass-mailing worms (i.e.
MacOS/Simpsons) and file infectors (too many examples to name, but I'll give
one randomly: MacOS/Sevendust). Mac worms have even been found in the wild,
case in point MacOS/AutoStart. The same goes for Linux worms. Mass-mailers
of today have less to do with Windows than Outlook Express.


99%+ of all viruses affect computers that run Windows.

True or false?


Additionally, the JFK argument is flawed: whoever shot JFK did not have
thousands and thousands of employees.


Unless the government had JFK killed. The govt. employees many
thousands of people. But, since we don't know who shot JFK, we really
don't know how many people they employed.


For all we know, gremlins occupy the center of the Earth. Just because
something is a remote paranoid possibility does not mean it is worth being
concerned over. There are so many things more imminent than that, such as
actually protecting one's computer.


Actually, we do know that gremlins do NOT occupy the center of the
Earth.


Sincerely,
Benjamin "Trafton" Johnstone-Anderson
Microsoft MVP - Windows Security
Remove "SPAM" from email address to reply!
Security Manifest: www.msmvps.com/trafton/


What other OS, besides Windows, is affected to any large extent by a
virus?




--
Magnificent ******* Productions 2004 ©

http://www.magnificent*******productions.com

David H. Lipman 29-04-2004 01:04 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
To bolster Benjamin's point....

Viruses for Apple including, but NOT limited to....

MacOS/nVIR - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99830.htm
MacOS/INIT-M - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99861.htm
MacOS/ZUC - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99863.htm
MacOS/CDEF - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99888.htm
MacOS/MBDF - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99829.htm
MacOS/INIT29 - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99858.htm
MacOS/WDEF - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99862.htm
MacOS/SevenDust - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99884.htm
MacOS/Simpsons@MM - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99102.htm
W97M/Antimarc@MM - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_98325.htm
MacOS/CODE252 - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99832.htm
MacOS/MDEF - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99835.htm
MacOS/CODE32767 - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99838.htm
MacOS/INIT1984 - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99857.htm
MacOS/INIT9403 - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99859.htm
MacOS/Flag - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99891.htm
MacHC/Merryxmas - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99893.htm
MacOS/CODE9811 - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99896.htm
MacOS/Peace - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99831.htm
MacOS/INIT17 - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99834.htm
MacOS/NVP - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99836.htm
MacOS/T4 - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99839.htm
MacOS/ANTI - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99887.htm
MacOS/CODE1 - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99890.htm
MacHC/ThreeTunes - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99892.htm
MacOS/Frankie - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99894.htm
W32/Yourde - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_100269.htm (can be carrier not be infected)

Plus "all"; MS-Word and MS-Excel and other MS Office Macro viruses

As for OS-X, it is a Unix BSD based OS that uses Apache and experiences *many* of the
exploits on the Unix/Linux platforms
BSD/Scalper.worm - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99539.htm
BSD/Exploit-Autofsd - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99388.htm
BSD/OpenSSH.src - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99680.htm
Linux/Slapper.worm.a - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99710.htm
Linux/Slapper.worm.b - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99710.htm
Linux/Slapper.worm.c - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99710.htm
UNIX/Exploit-Rogue - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99775.htm
BSD/Block.worm - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_100670.htm
BSD/Walk.worm - http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_100196.htm

Trojans:
ChinaTalk
CPro
Fontfinder
MacMag
Mosaic
NVP
Steroid
SubSeven
Tetricycle
Virus Info


References:
http://vil.nai.com
http://www.ciac.org/ciac/bulletinsBy...bulletins.html
http://www.ciac.org/ciac/bulletinsBy...bulletins.html
http://www.icsalabs.com/html/communi...e/viruses.html
http://www.icsalabs.com/html/communi...rus/reference/
http://www.securemac.com/agax.php


Dave





righter 29-04-2004 01:05 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 

"The Magnificent *******" wrote in message
...
Antivirus software companies charge you money to "protect" your computer
from viruses and other bad things that could happen to it (trojan horse,
worm, etc.). If you don't pay for protection, there is a very good
chance that something bad will happen to your computer. Some people say
that some antivirus software companies are even responsible for some (or
most) of the new viruses that come out.........that way there is always
a need for their products.

Sounds kind of like the mafia. Either you pay them for protection or
you'll get hurt or something like that.

Is this just a coincidence?


I just got a whole bunch of Microsoft Patch emails and I quickly downloaded
all eight of them. My computer is running a little slower, but I bet I
prevented a big can of worms. Always download those emails. You never know
what could happen if you don't. Always trust stuff from Righter.


--
Magnificent ******* Productions 2004 ©

http://www.magnificent*******productions.com




righter 29-04-2004 01:05 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 

"The Magnificent *******" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 15:52:15 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, Trafton rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


Hi,

First of all, it's a bad idea to post with your real email address to

forums
like these, as users are already infected with viruses and are looking

for
help. They will harvest your email.


I don't open email from people I don't know so the joke is on them.
They will be wasting their time if they send me an email.


I laugh wholeheartedly every time I get one of those stranger emails. They
must think I'm pretty dumb to fall for a trick like that. I bet they're
waiting around the clock for me to bite the hook, but it's never gonna
happen. I'm just too intelligent, AND I thoroughly enjoy putting a wrench
in their works. I mean, I'm of above average intelligence. Don't they know
that?



"The Magnificent *******" wrote in message
...
Antivirus software companies charge you money to "protect" your

computer
from viruses and other bad things that could happen to it (trojan

horse,
worm, etc.). If you don't pay for protection, there is a very good
chance that something bad will happen to your computer. Some people

say
that some antivirus software companies are even responsible for some

(or
most) of the new viruses that come out.........that way there is

always
a need for their products.


This is an odd argument. After all, couldn't you say the same about most
every services industry? Doctors don't make people sick to get their
business. There is no "massive" conspiracy. The antivirus industry is so
large that it would be doubtful a secret such as that would be able to

stay
in for so long.


We still don't know who really shot JFK, so it's entirely possible that
a secret like this could be kept for a long time.


Sounds kind of like the mafia. Either you pay them for protection or
you'll get hurt or something like that.

You can avoid getting hurt by using common sense, even if you don't have

an
antivirus program. Viruses require user intervention to spread - some
require the lack thereof. It's not antivirus programs that stop viruses

from
spreading - they're only a safety net.

Is this just a coincidence?

No; a coincidence would entail some sort of similarity of unusual

nature.
There is nothing unusual here. And, if you still feel this way, try a

free
antivirus program like this one:

http://www.grisoft.com/

Here is it from a virus writer's perspective, reflecting on the

absurdities
that were speculated upon because of a somewhat confusingly worded (but
standard) phrase in a Symantec write-up:

http://www.virusbtn.com/magazine/arc...d_straight.xml

Sincerely,
Benjamin "Trafton" Johnstone-Anderson
Microsoft MVP - Windows Security
Remove "SPAM" from email address to reply!
Security Manifest: www.msmvps.com/trafton/




--
Magnificent ******* Productions 2004 ©

http://www.magnificent*******productions.com




David H. Lipman 29-04-2004 01:06 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
This is bad advice people !

Microsoft NEVER sends unsolicvited patches via email.

There are several Internet worms that masquerade as patches from Microsoft. The most common
are; Swen, Dumaru, Gibe and Torvil.

Dave




righter 29-04-2004 01:07 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 

"David H. Lipman" wrote in message
...
This is an Off Topic subject for the majority of News Groups posted to.

In reply however....

And police don't earn a salary ?
Do we not pay the FBI and CIA employees ?
Does not a lawyer charge for services ?
Does not a locksmith get paid for their services ?

So AV companies have a *RIGHT* to charge for their services as well. Most

are nominal fees.

In actuality, this kind of bullsh!t argument has no relevance in *any* of

the posted News
Groups.
Take this argument to; alt.comp.virus and/or alt.comp.anti-virus
Those locations are more apropos for this kind of broad discussion as it

does not really
have a Microsoft basis since the argument would be the same for *any* OS

including
Microsoft.


You are completely waisting your time if you think you can alter the habits
of the Mag *******. He's been crossposting to the wrong newsgroups since
newsgroups were still sent via snail mail. Take my advice; you will be
busier than a one-legged ass-kicker trying to futiley change this guy.
He's incurable.


Dave





"The Magnificent *******" wrote in message
...
| Antivirus software companies charge you money to "protect" your computer
| from viruses and other bad things that could happen to it (trojan horse,
| worm, etc.). If you don't pay for protection, there is a very good
| chance that something bad will happen to your computer. Some people say
| that some antivirus software companies are even responsible for some (or
| most) of the new viruses that come out.........that way there is always
| a need for their products.
|
| Sounds kind of like the mafia. Either you pay them for protection or
| you'll get hurt or something like that.
|
| Is this just a coincidence?
|
| --
| Magnificent ******* Productions 2004 ©
|
| http://www.magnificent*******productions.com






righter 29-04-2004 02:02 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 

"Trafton" wrote in message
...
Virus writing is not an OS-dependent thing. Most types of viruses could be
written for another OS. There are fewer of them primarily because they are
less successful. There have been MacOS mass-mailing worms (i.e.
MacOS/Simpsons) and file infectors (too many examples to name, but I'll

give
one randomly: MacOS/Sevendust). Mac worms have even been found in the

wild,
case in point MacOS/AutoStart. The same goes for Linux worms. Mass-mailers
of today have less to do with Windows than Outlook Express.

Additionally, the JFK argument is flawed: whoever shot JFK did not have
thousands and thousands of employees.

For all we know, gremlins occupy the center of the Earth. Just because
something is a remote paranoid possibility does not mean it is worth being
concerned over. There are so many things more imminent than that, such as
actually protecting one's computer.


Can I ask you an unrelated question? I couldn't figure out how too disable
my "tap-to-click" function on the mousepad of my (it clicks on everything,
and jumps all over the place), so I contacted Compaq/HP, and the tech guy
told me that it couldn't be done due to a virus that was preventing it. He
told me the only thing I could do was a system restore, meaning I'd have to
back everything up, and wipe out the current memory. I've done that and
since I couldn't back everything up due to glitches and my inexperience, I
lost much important data doing it, and I found out that it didn't even solve
the problem--the assholes just didn't want to work on the thing unless it
was absolutely necessary. So, are they lying to me about this virus? I've
got Symantec on my system, so I don't think any virus of this kind could've
infected my system. Thanks for your expertise.

Righter


Sincerely,
Benjamin "Trafton" Johnstone-Anderson
Microsoft MVP - Windows Security
Remove "SPAM" from email address to reply!
Security Manifest: www.msmvps.com/trafton/


What other OS, besides Windows, is affected to any large extent by a
virus?





righter 29-04-2004 02:02 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 

"The Magnificent *******" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 16:15:51 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, Trafton rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


Virus writing is not an OS-dependent thing. Most types of viruses could

be
written for another OS. There are fewer of them primarily because they

are
less successful. There have been MacOS mass-mailing worms (i.e.
MacOS/Simpsons) and file infectors (too many examples to name, but I'll

give
one randomly: MacOS/Sevendust). Mac worms have even been found in the

wild,
case in point MacOS/AutoStart. The same goes for Linux worms.

Mass-mailers
of today have less to do with Windows than Outlook Express.


99%+ of all viruses affect computers that run Windows.

True or false?


Additionally, the JFK argument is flawed: whoever shot JFK did not have
thousands and thousands of employees.


Unless the government had JFK killed. The govt. employees many
thousands of people. But, since we don't know who shot JFK, we really
don't know how many people they employed.


For all we know, gremlins occupy the center of the Earth. Just because
something is a remote paranoid possibility does not mean it is worth

being
concerned over. There are so many things more imminent than that, such

as
actually protecting one's computer.


Actually, we do know that gremlins do NOT occupy the center of the
Earth.


That's a reckless, unfounded statement and I demand a retraction.



Sincerely,
Benjamin "Trafton" Johnstone-Anderson
Microsoft MVP - Windows Security
Remove "SPAM" from email address to reply!
Security Manifest: www.msmvps.com/trafton/


What other OS, besides Windows, is affected to any large extent by a
virus?




--
Magnificent ******* Productions 2004 ©

http://www.magnificent*******productions.com




Bill Sanderson 29-04-2004 02:03 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
No it isn't.

A good conspiracy depends on a small number of folks in the know.

You are talking about a large number of folks, over a long period of time.

This is complete nonsense--and if you don't know that, and it appears that
you don't, you might wish to consider getting professional help.

"The Magnificent *******" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 15:52:15 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, Trafton rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


Hi,

First of all, it's a bad idea to post with your real email address to
forums
like these, as users are already infected with viruses and are looking
for
help. They will harvest your email.


I don't open email from people I don't know so the joke is on them.
They will be wasting their time if they send me an email.


"The Magnificent *******" wrote in message
...
Antivirus software companies charge you money to "protect" your
computer
from viruses and other bad things that could happen to it (trojan
horse,
worm, etc.). If you don't pay for protection, there is a very good
chance that something bad will happen to your computer. Some people
say
that some antivirus software companies are even responsible for some
(or
most) of the new viruses that come out.........that way there is always
a need for their products.


This is an odd argument. After all, couldn't you say the same about most
every services industry? Doctors don't make people sick to get their
business. There is no "massive" conspiracy. The antivirus industry is so
large that it would be doubtful a secret such as that would be able to
stay
in for so long.


We still don't know who really shot JFK, so it's entirely possible that
a secret like this could be kept for a long time.


Sounds kind of like the mafia. Either you pay them for protection or
you'll get hurt or something like that.

You can avoid getting hurt by using common sense, even if you don't have
an
antivirus program. Viruses require user intervention to spread - some
require the lack thereof. It's not antivirus programs that stop viruses
from
spreading - they're only a safety net.

Is this just a coincidence?

No; a coincidence would entail some sort of similarity of unusual nature.
There is nothing unusual here. And, if you still feel this way, try a
free
antivirus program like this one:

http://www.grisoft.com/

Here is it from a virus writer's perspective, reflecting on the
absurdities
that were speculated upon because of a somewhat confusingly worded (but
standard) phrase in a Symantec write-up:

http://www.virusbtn.com/magazine/arc...d_straight.xml

Sincerely,
Benjamin "Trafton" Johnstone-Anderson
Microsoft MVP - Windows Security
Remove "SPAM" from email address to reply!
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The Magnificent Bastard 29-04-2004 03:04 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 20:43:34 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, Bill Sanderson
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


No it isn't.

A good conspiracy depends on a small number of folks in the know.

You are talking about a large number of folks, over a long period of time.

This is complete nonsense--and if you don't know that, and it appears that
you don't, you might wish to consider getting professional help.


Since you top-posted, I'm not sure which comments of mine that you're
referring to. Your post, for all intents and purposes, is complete non-
sense. I implore you to stop top-posting if you want people to take you
seriously.

Good day to you, sir.


"The Magnificent *******" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 15:52:15 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, Trafton rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


Hi,

First of all, it's a bad idea to post with your real email address to
forums
like these, as users are already infected with viruses and are looking
for
help. They will harvest your email.


I don't open email from people I don't know so the joke is on them.
They will be wasting their time if they send me an email.


"The Magnificent *******" wrote in message
...
Antivirus software companies charge you money to "protect" your
computer
from viruses and other bad things that could happen to it (trojan
horse,
worm, etc.). If you don't pay for protection, there is a very good
chance that something bad will happen to your computer. Some people
say
that some antivirus software companies are even responsible for some
(or
most) of the new viruses that come out.........that way there is always
a need for their products.


This is an odd argument. After all, couldn't you say the same about most
every services industry? Doctors don't make people sick to get their
business. There is no "massive" conspiracy. The antivirus industry is so
large that it would be doubtful a secret such as that would be able to
stay
in for so long.


We still don't know who really shot JFK, so it's entirely possible that
a secret like this could be kept for a long time.


Sounds kind of like the mafia. Either you pay them for protection or
you'll get hurt or something like that.
You can avoid getting hurt by using common sense, even if you don't have
an
antivirus program. Viruses require user intervention to spread - some
require the lack thereof. It's not antivirus programs that stop viruses
from
spreading - they're only a safety net.

Is this just a coincidence?
No; a coincidence would entail some sort of similarity of unusual nature.
There is nothing unusual here. And, if you still feel this way, try a
free
antivirus program like this one:

http://www.grisoft.com/

Here is it from a virus writer's perspective, reflecting on the
absurdities
that were speculated upon because of a somewhat confusingly worded (but
standard) phrase in a Symantec write-up:

http://www.virusbtn.com/magazine/arc...d_straight.xml

Sincerely,
Benjamin "Trafton" Johnstone-Anderson
Microsoft MVP - Windows Security
Remove "SPAM" from email address to reply!
Security Manifest: www.msmvps.com/trafton/




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David H. Lipman 29-04-2004 03:08 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
Now I *KNOW* you are a Troll !

Mr. Lipman






"The Magnificent *******" wrote in message
...
|
| Since you top-posted, I'm not sure which comments of mine that you're
| referring to. Your post, for all intents and purposes, is complete non-
| sense. I implore you to stop top-posting if you want people to take you
| seriously.
|
| Good day to you, sir.



Phil Weldon 29-04-2004 04:05 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
Quoting yourself? Do you sew your own clothes too?

--
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"The Magnificent *******" wrote in message
...
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..
..
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Phil Weldon 29-04-2004 04:06 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
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You are being too kind, and the original poster could never show the silence
of the lambs.

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replace "mindjump" with "mindspring."
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"David H. Lipman" wrote in message
...
Now I *KNOW* you are a Troll !

Mr. Lipman









Walker 29-04-2004 05:02 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
The Magnificent ******* wrote:
On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 15:52:15 -0700, in alt.tv.sopranos, Trafton rubs
the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


Hi,

First of all, it's a bad idea to post with your real email address
to forums like these, as users are already infected with viruses and
are looking for help. They will harvest your email.


I don't open email from people I don't know so the joke is on them.
They will be wasting their time if they send me an email.


Now you tell me! And I thought you are just really, really shy.



"The Magnificent *******" wrote in
message ...
Antivirus software companies charge you money to "protect" your
computer from viruses and other bad things that could happen to it
(trojan horse, worm, etc.). If you don't pay for protection, there
is a very good chance that something bad will happen to your
computer. Some people say that some antivirus software companies
are even responsible for some (or most) of the new viruses that
come out.........that way there is always
a need for their products.


This is an odd argument. After all, couldn't you say the same about
most every services industry? Doctors don't make people sick to get
their business. There is no "massive" conspiracy. The antivirus
industry is so large that it would be doubtful a secret such as that
would be able to stay in for so long.


We still don't know who really shot JFK, so it's entirely possible
that
a secret like this could be kept for a long time.


Sounds kind of like the mafia. Either you pay them for protection or
you'll get hurt or something like that.

You can avoid getting hurt by using common sense, even if you don't
have an antivirus program. Viruses require user intervention to
spread - some require the lack thereof. It's not antivirus programs
that stop viruses from spreading - they're only a safety net.

Is this just a coincidence?

No; a coincidence would entail some sort of similarity of unusual
nature. There is nothing unusual here. And, if you still feel this
way, try a free antivirus program like this one:

http://www.grisoft.com/

Here is it from a virus writer's perspective, reflecting on the
absurdities that were speculated upon because of a somewhat
confusingly worded (but standard) phrase in a Symantec write-up:

http://www.virusbtn.com/magazine/arc...d_straight.xml

Sincerely,
Benjamin "Trafton" Johnstone-Anderson
Microsoft MVP - Windows Security
Remove "SPAM" from email address to reply!
Security Manifest: www.msmvps.com/trafton/




freeda 29-04-2004 10:05 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 

First of all, it's a bad idea to post with your real email address to

forums
like these, as users are already infected with viruses and are looking for
help. They will harvest your email.


You are all a bunch of pussies!!!
I have a permanent internet connection and use no firewall or AV software.
Any virus are welcome to have a go if they think their hard enough.
Whatever happened to living dangerously.



righter 29-04-2004 12:02 PM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 

"David H. Lipman" wrote in message
...
This is bad advice people !

Microsoft NEVER sends unsolicvited patches via email.

There are several Internet worms that masquerade as patches from

Microsoft. The most common
are; Swen, Dumaru, Gibe and Torvil.

Dave


You gotta lotta balls shitting all over my post. What makes your post any
better than mine? I downloaded all the patches like I'm supposed to and
nothing really happened, so the jokes on you! Ha! Ha! I always download
those patches. If you don't, you could be susceptible to the latest
viruses. You're post was reckless and defamatory and I demand an APOLOGY,
AND UNTIL I GET ONE, I'M NOT GONNA SAY ANOTHER WORD!







righter 29-04-2004 12:03 PM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 

"freeda" wrote in message
...

First of all, it's a bad idea to post with your real email address to

forums
like these, as users are already infected with viruses and are looking

for
help. They will harvest your email.


You are all a bunch of pussies!!!
I have a permanent internet connection and use no firewall or AV software.
Any virus are welcome to have a go if they think their hard enough.
Whatever happened to living dangerously.


I used to go on the chat rooms and deliberately flame people to get them to
send me a virus. Does that count as living dangerously?






Harry Quiff 29-04-2004 12:04 PM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 06:29:50 -0400, righter wrote:


Some of you douches need to learn how to TRIM YOUR POSTS.

Harry Quiff 29-04-2004 12:05 PM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 06:32:33 -0400, righter wrote:


"freeda" wrote in message
...

First of all, it's a bad idea to post with your real email address to

forums
like these, as users are already infected with viruses and are looking

for
help. They will harvest your email.


You are all a bunch of pussies!!!
I have a permanent internet connection and use no firewall or AV
software. Any virus are welcome to have a go if they think their hard
enough. Whatever happened to living dangerously.


I used to go on the chat rooms and deliberately flame people to get them
to send me a virus. Does that count as living dangerously?



Both of you are full of shit.

righter 29-04-2004 01:02 PM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 

"Harry Quiff" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 06:32:33 -0400, righter wrote:


"freeda" wrote in message
...

First of all, it's a bad idea to post with your real email address to
forums
like these, as users are already infected with viruses and are

looking
for
help. They will harvest your email.


You are all a bunch of pussies!!!
I have a permanent internet connection and use no firewall or AV
software. Any virus are welcome to have a go if they think their hard
enough. Whatever happened to living dangerously.


I used to go on the chat rooms and deliberately flame people to get them
to send me a virus. Does that count as living dangerously?



Both of you are full of shit.


No, I really did! After a couple of incredibly insulting comments, these
people would send the virus, and window upon window upon window would pop up
on the screen, clogging up the system, forcing me to restart. One of them
left this sound effect that would periodically chirp like crickets and it
annoyed the **** outta me. I'm livin' on the edge, ain't I?



righter 29-04-2004 01:03 PM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 

"Harry Quiff" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 06:29:50 -0400, righter wrote:


Some of you douches need to learn how to TRIM YOUR POSTS.


And you need to brush up on your charm skills.



Bee 29-04-2004 10:02 PM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
Magnificent ******* wrote:
...I don't open email from people I don't know so...They will be
wasting their time if they send me an email.




Beware! It was two months ago that I read from the news that the recent
breed of malware, among other things, disabled firewall and antivirus
software. And, their e-mails did *not* require being opened to discharge
their payload.

The point you made is a valid one. I sympathize with your suspicion, your
concern, and your alarm bell ringing. Until the day the scoundrel is caught
with his hand in the till, we will never know.

Bee.
--
[I have found my Shangri-La in ntlworld.]




Bozo the Evil Klown 30-04-2004 12:02 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
The Magnificent ******* wrote in message ...
Antivirus software companies charge you money to "protect" your computer
from viruses and other bad things that could happen to it (trojan horse,
worm, etc.). If you don't pay for protection, there is a very good
chance that something bad will happen to your computer. Some people say
that some antivirus software companies are even responsible for some (or
most) of the new viruses that come out.........that way there is always
a need for their products.

Sounds kind of like the mafia. Either you pay them for protection or
you'll get hurt or something like that.

Is this just a coincidence?


It's an evolutionary thing: The antivirus software filters out all but
the more pernicious, tricksy code, *and* inspires the bored
programmers to come up with ever more inventive and furtive viruses.
Eventually antivirus apps won't be just "useful" but an every-minute
*necessity* for being on the Net- and that's when the price of
antivirus software will jack itself into orbit.

*****
The Joker in the Eeeeeeevil Cabal Deck of Cards.

"My dog has rights!!" Jonathan Archer

"The Romulan Star Empire? What's that?" Ibid

"Have you ever known me to do anything foolish?" Ibid

Bee 30-04-2004 01:04 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
Bozo the Evil Klown wrote:
The Magnificent *******
...antivirus software companies are even responsible for some (or
most) of the new viruses...always a need for their products....

... programmers to come up with ever more...viruses. Eventually
antivirus apps...every-minute *necessity*...



A corollary of this is that, since it makes no sense to abandon protection
against stale viruses, we have *growing* antivirus ( and any other
anti-malware ) programmes which will one day become longer even than the OS
itself. And, what a drain on computer resources this would ensue.

Bee.
--
[I have found my Shangri-La in ntlworld.]



Bill Sanderson 30-04-2004 01:05 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
I once had somebody sending me a couple of bugs a week which were newer than
my definitions knew what to do with. I don't think it was dangerous--I
wasn't about to open them, but it was interesting.

"righter" wrote in message
...

"freeda" wrote in message
...

First of all, it's a bad idea to post with your real email address to

forums
like these, as users are already infected with viruses and are looking

for
help. They will harvest your email.


You are all a bunch of pussies!!!
I have a permanent internet connection and use no firewall or AV
software.
Any virus are welcome to have a go if they think their hard enough.
Whatever happened to living dangerously.


I used to go on the chat rooms and deliberately flame people to get them
to
send me a virus. Does that count as living dangerously?








righter 30-04-2004 08:02 AM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 

"Bill Sanderson" wrote in message
...
I once had somebody sending me a couple of bugs a week which were newer

than
my definitions knew what to do with. I don't think it was dangerous--I
wasn't about to open them, but it was interesting.


I had a virus that my program couldn't get rid of, but I was referred to a
website that had this lengthy step by step process to get rid of it. That
wasted a whole day. ****ed me off.


"righter" wrote in message
...

"freeda" wrote in message
...

First of all, it's a bad idea to post with your real email address to
forums
like these, as users are already infected with viruses and are

looking
for
help. They will harvest your email.


You are all a bunch of pussies!!!
I have a permanent internet connection and use no firewall or AV
software.
Any virus are welcome to have a go if they think their hard enough.
Whatever happened to living dangerously.


I used to go on the chat rooms and deliberately flame people to get them
to
send me a virus. Does that count as living dangerously?










Tom Randy 30-04-2004 12:02 PM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
On Fri, 30 Apr 2004 02:31:56 -0400, righter wrote:


"Bill Sanderson" wrote in message
...
I once had somebody sending me a couple of bugs a week which were newer

than
my definitions knew what to do with. I don't think it was dangerous--I
wasn't about to open them, but it was interesting.


I had a virus that my program couldn't get rid of, but I was referred to
a website that had this lengthy step by step process to get rid of it.
That wasted a whole day. ****ed me off.



Switch to Linux. Try Suse. Easy install. Why put up with Microsuck?

Bee 01-05-2004 07:02 PM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
Bee wrote:
The Magnificent ******* wrote:
...I don't open email from people I don't know so...They will
be wasting their time if they send me an email.

...their e-mails did *not* require being opened to discharge
their payload.




I have finally found it. The news reference in my last response is in
Yahoo Front-Page News: 2004-03-19

"Vicious Worm Infects Without Attachment
...They can infect computers without tricking them into opening a file
attachment -- opening an e-mail is all it takes......Like earlier versions
of Bagle, the new variations disable many firewall and antivirus
applications, a technique that has become common among virus writers.."


Bee.
--
[I have found my Shangri-La in ntlworld.]


--



Bee 01-05-2004 08:04 PM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
Bee wrote:
Bee wrote:
The Magnificent ******* wrote:
...I don't open email from people I don't know so...They will
be wasting their time if they send me an email.

...their e-mails did *not* require being opened to discharge
their payload.

Yahoo Front-Page News: ..opening an e-mail is all it takes...



I need to emphasize that infected e-mails can do no harm, until they are
opened: the activation of these malware requires opening of the infected
e-mails. My apology for the wrong information posted two days earlier, if
it has caused panic.

Bee.
--
[I have found my Shangri-La in ntlworld.]


--



The Magnificent Bastard 01-05-2004 10:02 PM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 18:58:39 -0400, in alt.tv.sopranos, David H. Lipman
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


This is an Off Topic subject for the majority of News Groups posted to.

In reply however....

And police don't earn a salary ?
Do we not pay the FBI and CIA employees ?
Does not a lawyer charge for services ?
Does not a locksmith get paid for their services ?

So AV companies have a *RIGHT* to charge for their services as well. Most are nominal fees.

In actuality, this kind of bullsh!t argument has no relevance in *any* of the posted News
Groups.
Take this argument to; alt.comp.virus and/or alt.comp.anti-virus
Those locations are more apropos for this kind of broad discussion as it does not really
have a Microsoft basis since the argument would be the same for *any* OS including
Microsoft.


What other OS, besides Windows, is affected to any large extent by a
virus?


Dave





"The Magnificent *******" wrote in message
...
| Antivirus software companies charge you money to "protect" your computer
| from viruses and other bad things that could happen to it (trojan horse,
| worm, etc.). If you don't pay for protection, there is a very good
| chance that something bad will happen to your computer. Some people say
| that some antivirus software companies are even responsible for some (or
| most) of the new viruses that come out.........that way there is always
| a need for their products.
|
| Sounds kind of like the mafia. Either you pay them for protection or
| you'll get hurt or something like that.
|
| Is this just a coincidence?
|
| --
| Magnificent ******* Productions 2004 ©
|
| http://www.magnificent*******productions.com





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Hal 02-05-2004 04:04 PM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
On Sat, 1 May 2004 19:25:31 +0100, "Bee"
wrote:

I need to emphasize that infected e-mails can do no harm, until they are
opened: the activation of these malware requires opening of the infected
e-mails. My apology for the wrong information posted two days earlier, if
it has caused panic.


If you use MS and you haven't been here since October, you need to go.
http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com/

Bee 02-05-2004 09:02 PM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
Hal wrote:
Bee wrote:
...wrong information posted two days earlier...

If you use MS and you haven't been here since October, you need to go.
http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com/



"Are you talking to me?", Robert de Nero, posting with flared out arms and
piercing eyes, challenged menacingly.

Bee.
--
[I have found my Shangri-La in ntlworld.]


--



cquirke (MVP Win9x) 03-05-2004 10:03 PM

Are Antivirus software companies like the Mafia?
 
On Sat, 1 May 2004 19:25:31 +0100, "Bee"
Bee wrote:
Bee wrote:
The Magnificent ******* wrote:


...I don't open email from people I don't know so...They will
be wasting their time if they send me an email.
...their e-mails did *not* require being opened to discharge
their payload.

Yahoo Front-Page News: ..opening an e-mail is all it takes...


I need to emphasize that infected e-mails can do no harm, until they are
opened: the activation of these malware requires opening of the infected
e-mails. My apology for the wrong information posted two days earlier, if
it has caused panic.


Well duh, that goes for any malware :-)

The point is, bad email sware may "open" malware for you,
automatically, either by design or by defect. Results are the same.


-- Risk Management is the clue that asks:

"Why do I keep open buckets of petrol next to all the
ashtrays in the lounge, when I don't even have a car?"
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