Any Good Gardening Jokes
 

Doctors bury their mistakes
Gardeners compost theirs

Tom

Any Good Gardening Jokes
 

"mary" wrote in message
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Doctors bury their mistakes
Gardeners compost theirs

Tom

Garden centres mis-label their mistakes;
Gardeners then buy them.

Any Good Gardening Jokes
 

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"mary" wrote in message
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Doctors bury their mistakes
Gardeners compost theirs

Tom

Any Good Gardening Jokes
 

A beautiful woman loved to garden, but couldn't seem to get her
tomatoes to turn red.

One day while taking a stroll she came upon a neighbor who had the
most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.

The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes
red?"

The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my
tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from
blushing so much."

The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to
her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two
weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way,
how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."