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Any Good Gardening Jokes
Doctors bury their mistakes
Gardeners compost theirs Tom |
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Any Good Gardening Jokes
"mary" wrote in message ... Doctors bury their mistakes Gardeners compost theirs Tom Garden centres mis-label their mistakes; Gardeners then buy them. |
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"mary" wrote in message ... Doctors bury their mistakes Gardeners compost theirs Tom |
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A beautiful woman loved to garden, but couldn't seem to get her
tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best. One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?" "No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous." |
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