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Doug Kanter 08-11-2004 03:53 PM

Growing Impatience
 
Planted about 300 bulbs yesterday. No flowers yet, zone 5, upstate NY. What
the hell's wrong with these bulbs???



Warren 08-11-2004 06:11 PM

Doug Kanter wrote:
Planted about 300 bulbs yesterday. No flowers yet, zone 5, upstate NY.
What
the hell's wrong with these bulbs???


LOL!



Vox Humana 08-11-2004 06:43 PM


"Warren" wrote in message
news:5FOjd.8353$V41.6499@attbi_s52...
Doug Kanter wrote:
Planted about 300 bulbs yesterday. No flowers yet, zone 5, upstate NY.
What
the hell's wrong with these bulbs???


LOL!


Give it six days. That's how long it took to create the universe.



Sadie 08-11-2004 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug Kanter
Planted about 300 bulbs yesterday. No flowers yet, zone 5, upstate NY. What
the hell's wrong with these bulbs???

You haven't given them enough Scouse Juice

The Watcher 08-11-2004 08:09 PM

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 15:53:59 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

Planted about 300 bulbs yesterday. No flowers yet, zone 5, upstate NY. What
the hell's wrong with these bulbs???


Why did you wait so long to post? You should have gotten online within seconds
after putting the bulbs in the ground. If you had no results by then, it was way
too late. ;)


Jenny 08-11-2004 08:37 PM

Doug,

No problem in this part of Zone 5.

It's been so unnaturally warm this fall that my bulb are all sending out
shoots. So are my Irises. Glad I didn't plant anything too expensive.
sigh

-- Jenny

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
Planted about 300 bulbs yesterday. No flowers yet, zone 5, upstate NY.

What
the hell's wrong with these bulbs???





Doug Kanter 08-11-2004 08:38 PM


"The Watcher" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 15:53:59 GMT, "Doug Kanter"


wrote:

Planted about 300 bulbs yesterday. No flowers yet, zone 5, upstate NY.

What
the hell's wrong with these bulbs???


Why did you wait so long to post? You should have gotten online within

seconds
after putting the bulbs in the ground. If you had no results by then, it

was way
too late. ;)


At least I'm having a ball watching the squirrels try to get past the
chicken wire I laid over some of the planting spots. :-) It's driving them
bonkers.



Doug Kanter 08-11-2004 09:19 PM

I almost planted earlier. Throughout 20 years of gardening, I've only
planted bulbs a couple of times, and I guess I got lucky in the past - no
early growth. This year, I've been stopping at a certain garden store for
endless bags of mulch. (My house came with the tacky artificially colored
red stuff). The lady is telling everyone who walks in the door to wait
before planting bulbs. Finally, this weekend, she said NOW!

"Jenny" wrote in message
...
Doug,

No problem in this part of Zone 5.

It's been so unnaturally warm this fall that my bulb are all sending out
shoots. So are my Irises. Glad I didn't plant anything too expensive.
sigh

-- Jenny

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
Planted about 300 bulbs yesterday. No flowers yet, zone 5, upstate NY.

What
the hell's wrong with these bulbs???







Volfie 08-11-2004 09:25 PM


"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"The Watcher" wrote in message
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On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 15:53:59 GMT, "Doug Kanter"


wrote:

Planted about 300 bulbs yesterday. No flowers yet, zone 5, upstate NY.

What
the hell's wrong with these bulbs???


Why did you wait so long to post? You should have gotten online within

seconds
after putting the bulbs in the ground. If you had no results by then, it

was way
too late. ;)


At least I'm having a ball watching the squirrels try to get past the
chicken wire I laid over some of the planting spots. :-) It's driving them
bonkers.


Oh, those are just the diversion squirrels. The other squirrels are busy
digging a tunnel from 40' back thataway. It even has little squirrel lights
and a trolly track in it, a la Stalag 13.

Giselle (it fools the humans every time)



Doug Kanter 08-11-2004 09:44 PM


"Volfie" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"The Watcher" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 15:53:59 GMT, "Doug Kanter"


wrote:

Planted about 300 bulbs yesterday. No flowers yet, zone 5, upstate

NY.
What
the hell's wrong with these bulbs???

Why did you wait so long to post? You should have gotten online within

seconds
after putting the bulbs in the ground. If you had no results by then,

it
was way
too late. ;)


At least I'm having a ball watching the squirrels try to get past the
chicken wire I laid over some of the planting spots. :-) It's driving

them
bonkers.


Oh, those are just the diversion squirrels. The other squirrels are busy
digging a tunnel from 40' back thataway. It even has little squirrel

lights
and a trolly track in it, a la Stalag 13.

Giselle (it fools the humans every time)



Say it ain't so! :-)



Frogleg 09-11-2004 08:39 AM

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 15:53:59 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

Planted about 300 bulbs yesterday. No flowers yet, zone 5, upstate NY. What
the hell's wrong with these bulbs???


Impatiens are grown from seed, not bulbs. Are you sure you didn't
plant turnips?

Cereus-validus. 09-11-2004 09:47 AM

Not Impatiens, you silly toad.

He's growing impatient with his bulbs.

Its a pun, you wart monger.


"Frogleg" wrote in message
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On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 15:53:59 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

Planted about 300 bulbs yesterday. No flowers yet, zone 5, upstate NY.

What
the hell's wrong with these bulbs???


Impatiens are grown from seed, not bulbs. Are you sure you didn't
plant turnips?




Doug Kanter 09-11-2004 11:13 AM


"Frogleg" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 15:53:59 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

Planted about 300 bulbs yesterday. No flowers yet, zone 5, upstate NY.

What
the hell's wrong with these bulbs???


Impatiens are grown from seed, not bulbs. Are you sure you didn't
plant turnips?


Take a deep breath. Read what I meant, not what I wrote. It's a word thing.
:-)



Frogleg 10-11-2004 07:32 PM

On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 11:13:58 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Frogleg" wrote


On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 15:53:59 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

Planted about 300 bulbs yesterday. No flowers yet, zone 5, upstate NY.

What
the hell's wrong with these bulbs???


Impatiens are grown from seed, not bulbs. Are you sure you didn't
plant turnips?


Take a deep breath. Read what I meant, not what I wrote. It's a word thing.
:-)


Yes, I got the joke. Yes, I know you were talking about bulbs. Yes, I
know the difference between Impatiens and impatience. Thought
"turnips" would be a clue. Evidently not.


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