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MaryJoL 28-01-2005 04:20 AM

Has anyone heard of a plant called Joseph's coat?
 
Hi,
My sister lives in Georgia and has a built in pool and her landscaper
recommended a plant called Joseph's coat to plant around the pool.She can't
find any information on it by looking on the internet. He told her it is
varigated, yellow and green and spreads. Has anyone ever heard of
it?...Thanks



Cereus-validus... 28-01-2005 04:42 AM

Why doesn't your sister ask her landscaper which plant they are calling
"Joseph's coat" and have them come up with the actual botanical name? Or is
that something too obvious for her ape brain to comprehend?

They could be alluding to any number of variegated plants from the common
"Coleus" to Opuntia monacantha 'Joseph's Coat'!!!!!!

http://www.plantcare.com.ne.kr/img/cpage_o/w0182c04.jpg



"MaryJoL" wrote in message
...
Hi,
My sister lives in Georgia and has a built in pool and her landscaper
recommended a plant called Joseph's coat to plant around the pool.She
can't find any information on it by looking on the internet. He told her
it is varigated, yellow and green and spreads. Has anyone ever heard of
it?...Thanks




Iris Cohen 28-01-2005 03:55 PM

Joseph's Coat = Alternanthera ficoidea. In the north it is a house plant.
In the future, to search on the common name of a plant, go to MBG:W3Tropicos,
A HREF="http://mobot.mobot.org/W3T/Search/vast.html"MBG: W3TROPICOS/A,
Missouri Botanical Gardens. Type the name in the search field. It will direct
you to a garden search engine.
Iris,
Central NY, Zone 5a, Sunset Zone 40
"A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense." - Woody Allen

MaryJoL 29-01-2005 02:03 AM

She thought it was a common plant and asked me to try and find out about it
before she called the landscaper. There was no need for the nasty
comment......
"Cereus-validus..." wrote in message
. com...
Why doesn't your sister ask her landscaper which plant they are calling
"Joseph's coat" and have them come up with the actual botanical name? Or
is that something too obvious for her ape brain to comprehend?

They could be alluding to any number of variegated plants from the common
"Coleus" to Opuntia monacantha 'Joseph's Coat'!!!!!!

http://www.plantcare.com.ne.kr/img/cpage_o/w0182c04.jpg



"MaryJoL" wrote in message
...
Hi,
My sister lives in Georgia and has a built in pool and her landscaper
recommended a plant called Joseph's coat to plant around the pool.She
can't find any information on it by looking on the internet. He told her
it is varigated, yellow and green and spreads. Has anyone ever heard of
it?...Thanks






Cereus-validus... 29-01-2005 04:23 AM

Oh yeah Maryjane, you are really doing a good job trying to find out about
it. You expect everybody else to do all the work for you. A trained chimp
could do a better job than you are doing. And on top of your laziness and
incompetence, you have a prissy attitude about it. What a useless goofball
you must be.


"MaryJoL" wrote in message
...
She thought it was a common plant and asked me to try and find out about
it before she called the landscaper. There was no need for the nasty
comment......
"Cereus-validus..." wrote in message
. com...
Why doesn't your sister ask her landscaper which plant they are calling
"Joseph's coat" and have them come up with the actual botanical name? Or
is that something too obvious for her ape brain to comprehend?

They could be alluding to any number of variegated plants from the common
"Coleus" to Opuntia monacantha 'Joseph's Coat'!!!!!!

http://www.plantcare.com.ne.kr/img/cpage_o/w0182c04.jpg



"MaryJoL" wrote in message
...
Hi,
My sister lives in Georgia and has a built in pool and her landscaper
recommended a plant called Joseph's coat to plant around the pool.She
can't find any information on it by looking on the internet. He told her
it is varigated, yellow and green and spreads. Has anyone ever heard of
it?...Thanks








MaryJoL 29-01-2005 04:31 AM

Sorry about your unhappy life. Hope it improves in the future...Mary Jo not
Mary Jane
"Cereus-validus..." wrote in message
m...
Oh yeah Maryjane, you are really doing a good job trying to find out about
it. You expect everybody else to do all the work for you. A trained chimp
could do a better job than you are doing. And on top of your laziness and
incompetence, you have a prissy attitude about it. What a useless goofball
you must be.


"MaryJoL" wrote in message
...
She thought it was a common plant and asked me to try and find out about
it before she called the landscaper. There was no need for the nasty
comment......
"Cereus-validus..." wrote in message
. com...
Why doesn't your sister ask her landscaper which plant they are calling
"Joseph's coat" and have them come up with the actual botanical name? Or
is that something too obvious for her ape brain to comprehend?

They could be alluding to any number of variegated plants from the
common "Coleus" to Opuntia monacantha 'Joseph's Coat'!!!!!!

http://www.plantcare.com.ne.kr/img/cpage_o/w0182c04.jpg



"MaryJoL" wrote in message
...
Hi,
My sister lives in Georgia and has a built in pool and her landscaper
recommended a plant called Joseph's coat to plant around the pool.She
can't find any information on it by looking on the internet. He told
her it is varigated, yellow and green and spreads. Has anyone ever
heard of it?...Thanks










Cereus-validus... 29-01-2005 04:37 AM

ROTFLMAO!

Is that the best you got, Sissy Jo?

Fifty lashes with a wet noodle for you!


"MaryJoL" wrote in message
...
Sorry about your unhappy life. Hope it improves in the future...Mary Jo
not Mary Jane
"Cereus-validus..." wrote in message
m...
Oh yeah Maryjane, you are really doing a good job trying to find out
about it. You expect everybody else to do all the work for you. A trained
chimp could do a better job than you are doing. And on top of your
laziness and incompetence, you have a prissy attitude about it. What a
useless goofball you must be.


"MaryJoL" wrote in message
...
She thought it was a common plant and asked me to try and find out about
it before she called the landscaper. There was no need for the nasty
comment......
"Cereus-validus..." wrote in message
. com...
Why doesn't your sister ask her landscaper which plant they are calling
"Joseph's coat" and have them come up with the actual botanical name?
Or is that something too obvious for her ape brain to comprehend?

They could be alluding to any number of variegated plants from the
common "Coleus" to Opuntia monacantha 'Joseph's Coat'!!!!!!

http://www.plantcare.com.ne.kr/img/cpage_o/w0182c04.jpg



"MaryJoL" wrote in message
...
Hi,
My sister lives in Georgia and has a built in pool and her landscaper
recommended a plant called Joseph's coat to plant around the pool.She
can't find any information on it by looking on the internet. He told
her it is varigated, yellow and green and spreads. Has anyone ever
heard of it?...Thanks












Linda 29-01-2005 06:44 AM

It could be a climbing rose--Joseph's Coat.........It is a beautiful
variegated red/oranges/yellow....one of my favorite roses...

--
Have a Great Day!!
Linda




Sheila 29-01-2005 02:53 PM



"Cereus-validus..." wrote:

Oh yeah Maryjane, you are really doing a good job trying to find out about
it. You expect everybody else to do all the work for you. A trained chimp
could do a better job than you are doing. And on top of your laziness and
incompetence, you have a prissy attitude about it. What a useless goofball
you must be.

"MaryJoL" wrote in message
...
She thought it was a common plant and asked me to try and find out about
it before she called the landscaper. There was no need for the nasty
comment......
"Cereus-validus..." wrote in message
. com...
Why doesn't your sister ask her landscaper which plant they are calling
"Joseph's coat" and have them come up with the actual botanical name? Or
is that something too obvious for her ape brain to comprehend?

They could be alluding to any number of variegated plants from the common
"Coleus" to Opuntia monacantha 'Joseph's Coat'!!!!!!

http://www.plantcare.com.ne.kr/img/cpage_o/w0182c04.jpg



"MaryJoL" wrote in message
...
Hi,
My sister lives in Georgia and has a built in pool and her landscaper
recommended a plant called Joseph's coat to plant around the pool.She
can't find any information on it by looking on the internet. He told her
it is varigated, yellow and green and spreads. Has anyone ever heard of
it?...Thanks







I thought this newsgroup was for discussing gardens and anything about
gardens. Mary Jo did not ask an unreasonable question, and certainly
does not deserve this kind of treatment.

Cereus-validus... 29-01-2005 03:53 PM

Go bite yourself, Sheila.

Nobody gives a flying fig what you think, you dizzy biddy.


"Sheila" wrote in message
...


"Cereus-validus..." wrote:

Oh yeah Maryjane, you are really doing a good job trying to find out
about
it. You expect everybody else to do all the work for you. A trained chimp
could do a better job than you are doing. And on top of your laziness and
incompetence, you have a prissy attitude about it. What a useless
goofball
you must be.

"MaryJoL" wrote in message
...
She thought it was a common plant and asked me to try and find out
about
it before she called the landscaper. There was no need for the nasty
comment......
"Cereus-validus..." wrote in message
. com...
Why doesn't your sister ask her landscaper which plant they are
calling
"Joseph's coat" and have them come up with the actual botanical name?
Or
is that something too obvious for her ape brain to comprehend?

They could be alluding to any number of variegated plants from the
common
"Coleus" to Opuntia monacantha 'Joseph's Coat'!!!!!!

http://www.plantcare.com.ne.kr/img/cpage_o/w0182c04.jpg



"MaryJoL" wrote in message
...
Hi,
My sister lives in Georgia and has a built in pool and her landscaper
recommended a plant called Joseph's coat to plant around the
pool.She
can't find any information on it by looking on the internet. He told
her
it is varigated, yellow and green and spreads. Has anyone ever heard
of
it?...Thanks







I thought this newsgroup was for discussing gardens and anything about
gardens. Mary Jo did not ask an unreasonable question, and certainly
does not deserve this kind of treatment.




Joe 01-02-2005 05:49 PM

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Cereus-validus... 01-02-2005 08:35 PM

You leave absolutely no doubt that you really are a twisted evil fascist
coward, Joe Bob.

Why don't you do something constructive like protest the regime that has the
US in a free fall national debt and recession instead of showing what a
petty prissy jerk you are in a newsgroup?

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Joe 01-02-2005 10:12 PM


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You leave absolutely no doubt that you really are a twisted evil fascist
coward, Joe Bob.

Why don't you do something constructive like protest the regime that has

the
US in a free fall national debt and recession instead of showing what a
petty prissy jerk you are in a newsgroup?




Express yourself, group.



Cereus-validus... 01-02-2005 11:03 PM

You obviously have absolutely nothing of any value or relevance to say in
any gardening newsgroup. Isn't that correct, you skuzzy troll boy?

You are one paranoid little weasel desperate for attention, aren't you Joe
Bob? You get off on abusing newsgroups, you addled brownshirt Nazi wannabe?

Why don't you do everybody a favor just go back to surfing gay porn with the
rest of your type?


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You leave absolutely no doubt that you really are a twisted evil fascist
coward, Joe Bob.

Why don't you do something constructive like protest the regime that has

the
US in a free fall national debt and recession instead of showing what a
petty prissy jerk you are in a newsgroup?




Express yourself, group.





Joe 02-02-2005 12:33 AM

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Get rid of me?

You're the one with the fixation on abusing anyone asking a horticultural
question.

Bet the complaints will come in about you now.












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