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"newsreader" wrote in message
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Mike wrote:
I saw a program the other day that spoke about using a can of beer and
some
other household ingredients, mixing them and using the sprayer container
with the hose to feed the lawn. Does anyone have any recipes that may
work
and if so, can they list the ingredients and how much per square feet?
I'm
in NJ.

Thanks,
Mike

Sounds like you were watching Jerry Baker. That guy sure does cook up
some crazy concoctions.

I've had reasonable success getting a quick green-up using whatever
brand liquid spray fertilizers the local hardware or box store happens
to have on sale. IME the greening effect doesn't last long.

In some cases spraying an Iron/trace mix will have a dramatic effect as
well, results vary dramatically depending on your soil type & it's
deficiencies, if any.

You may be better drinking the beer and urinating on your lawn, thereby
adding natural urea to it. Depending on the size of your lawn you may have
to drink a shit load of beer. Good luck.

rob

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"George.com" wrote in message
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"newsreader" wrote in message
...
Mike wrote:
I saw a program the other day that spoke about using a can of beer and
some
other household ingredients, mixing them and using the sprayer
container
with the hose to feed the lawn. Does anyone have any recipes that may
work
and if so, can they list the ingredients and how much per square feet?
I'm
in NJ.

Thanks,
Mike

Sounds like you were watching Jerry Baker. That guy sure does cook up
some crazy concoctions.

I've had reasonable success getting a quick green-up using whatever
brand liquid spray fertilizers the local hardware or box store happens
to have on sale. IME the greening effect doesn't last long.

In some cases spraying an Iron/trace mix will have a dramatic effect as
well, results vary dramatically depending on your soil type & it's
deficiencies, if any.

You may be better drinking the beer and urinating on your lawn, thereby
adding natural urea to it. Depending on the size of your lawn you may have
to drink a shit load of beer. Good luck.

rob




No. The uric salts in urine attack the roots. Discolors the grass, and
inhibits growth.
--
Jonny

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"Jonny" wrote in message
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"George.com" wrote in message
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You may be better drinking the beer and urinating on your lawn, thereby
adding natural urea to it. Depending on the size of your lawn you may
have
to drink a shit load of beer. Good luck.

rob




No. The uric salts in urine attack the roots. Discolors the grass, and
inhibits growth.
--
Jonny

That's not been my experience. Done correctly it greens up the lawn quite
nicely.

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My dog's urine has been leaving large brown spots on the grass in my yard.
Think I need to up their beer intake?

Jon

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"Jonny" wrote in message
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"George.com" wrote in message
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You may be better drinking the beer and urinating on your lawn, thereby
adding natural urea to it. Depending on the size of your lawn you may
have
to drink a shit load of beer. Good luck.

rob




No. The uric salts in urine attack the roots. Discolors the grass, and
inhibits growth.
--
Jonny

That's not been my experience. Done correctly it greens up the lawn quite
nicely.

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I have no idea. It's worth a try.

"Zeppo @hotmail.com" zepponospam wrote in message
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My dog's urine has been leaving large brown spots on the grass in my yard.
Think I need to up their beer intake?

Jon

"Chas Hurst" wrote in message
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"Jonny" wrote in message
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"George.com" wrote in message
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You may be better drinking the beer and urinating on your lawn,
thereby
adding natural urea to it. Depending on the size of your lawn you may
have
to drink a shit load of beer. Good luck.

rob




No. The uric salts in urine attack the roots. Discolors the grass,
and
inhibits growth.
--
Jonny

That's not been my experience. Done correctly it greens up the lawn quite
nicely.

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On Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:45:45 -0500, "Zeppo"
wrote:

My dog's urine has been leaving large brown spots on the grass in my yard.
Think I need to up their beer intake?

Jon


I think it depends on location. In North Texas, wherever the dog
urinated, the bermuda grass turned green. Whereas, in CO and
NC the same dog killed the grass. CO had bluegrass and
NC tall fescue. Same dog and same feed. Maybe it's in the
water, ha!

Thunder

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"Jonny" wrote:
No. The uric salts in urine attack the roots. Discolors the grass, and
inhibits growth.

Especially if you let the bitch **** on the grass.

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"Chas Hurst" wrote:

No. The uric salts in urine attack the roots. Discolors the grass,
and inhibits growth.
--
Jonny

That's not been my experience. Done correctly it greens up the lawn quite
nicely.

Don't let the bitch do it.

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"Zeppo" wrote:
My dog's urine has been leaving large brown spots on the grass in my
yard. Think I need to up their beer intake?

Jon

No. Duct tape a pair of nutz on it. :)

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"Chas Hurst" wrote:
I have no idea. It's worth a try.

That would make a good sig file for this group.

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"Chas Hurst" wrote in message
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I have no idea. It's worth a try.

"Zeppo @hotmail.com" zepponospam wrote in message
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My dog's urine has been leaving large brown spots on the grass in my
yard.
Think I need to up their beer intake?

Jon

"Chas Hurst" wrote in message
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"Jonny" wrote in message
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"George.com" wrote in message
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You may be better drinking the beer and urinating on your lawn,
thereby
adding natural urea to it. Depending on the size of your lawn you
may
have
to drink a shit load of beer. Good luck.

rob




No. The uric salts in urine attack the roots. Discolors the grass,
and
inhibits growth.
--
Jonny

That's not been my experience. Done correctly it greens up the lawn
quite
nicely.

so obviously we all need to set up a trial patch on our lawn, **** on it
every day and see what effect it has.

rob