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john adamson 12-04-2006 04:43 PM

john adamson
 
Large nest in the corner of shed
I have a large nest in the corner of my gareden shed, this is made of all sorts of materials from my compost bin which is attatched to the back. It is about two feet long by one foot high and one foot deep. I dont want to disturb it as it might be a hedgehog in hibernation, but then again it might be rats, in which case I would like to get rid. Anyone got any sugestions?

gonefishn 12-04-2006 11:29 PM

john adamson
 

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Large nest in the corner of shed
I have a large nest in the corner of my gareden shed, this is made of
all sorts of materials from my compost bin which is attatched to the
back. It is about two feet long by one foot high and one foot deep. I
dont want to disturb it as it might be a hedgehog in hibernation, but
then again it might be rats, in which case I would like to get rid.
Anyone got any sugestions?



Stick it with a pitchfork then haul ass if something comes after you! :-)



- Tom - 13-04-2006 11:38 AM

john adamson
 

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Large nest in the corner of shed
I have a large nest in the corner of my gareden shed, this is made of
all sorts of materials from my compost bin which is attatched to the
back. It is about two feet long by one foot high and one foot deep. I
dont want to disturb it as it might be a hedgehog in hibernation, but
then again it might be rats, in which case I would like to get rid.
Anyone got any sugestions?




Two points: one, it's *your* shed, not the freeloader's and two,
anything still in hibernation smaller than a bear needs to have its ass
kicked out of there. I like the pitchfork idea.
In the extreme, put its head on a pike as a warning to other
freeloaders.

Tom



George.com 13-04-2006 11:41 AM

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Large nest in the corner of shed
I have a large nest in the corner of my gareden shed, this is made of
all sorts of materials from my compost bin which is attatched to the
back. It is about two feet long by one foot high and one foot deep. I
dont want to disturb it as it might be a hedgehog in hibernation, but
then again it might be rats, in which case I would like to get rid.
Anyone got any sugestions?

Two points: one, it's *your* shed, not the freeloader's and two,
anything still in hibernation smaller than a bear needs to have its ass
kicked out of there. I like the pitchfork idea.
In the extreme, put its head on a pike as a warning to other
freeloaders.

Tom


or a gentle stirring with the pitchfork may be more humane. Just consider
how you would like your wife to rouse you from bed every morning and then
extend the same courtesy to the sleeping animal. A cup of tea and toast may
not go amiss.

rob



- Tom - 14-04-2006 02:10 AM

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Large nest in the corner of shed
I have a large nest in the corner of my gareden shed, this is made of
all sorts of materials from my compost bin which is attatched to the
back. It is about two feet long by one foot high and one foot deep. I
dont want to disturb it as it might be a hedgehog in hibernation, but
then again it might be rats, in which case I would like to get rid.
Anyone got any sugestions?

Two points: one, it's *your* shed, not the freeloader's and two,
anything still in hibernation smaller than a bear needs to have its ass
kicked out of there. I like the pitchfork idea.
In the extreme, put its head on a pike as a warning to other
freeloaders.

Tom


or a gentle stirring with the pitchfork may be more humane. Just consider
how you would like your wife to rouse you from bed every morning and then
extend the same courtesy to the sleeping animal. A cup of tea and toast
may
not go amiss.

rob


Mmm, I'll forward your reply to my wife. The pitchfork thing - I got
that idea from her. Now I awaken early.

Tom



gonefishn 14-04-2006 02:20 AM

john adamson
 

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Large nest in the corner of shed
I have a large nest in the corner of my gareden shed, this is made of
all sorts of materials from my compost bin which is attatched to the
back. It is about two feet long by one foot high and one foot deep. I
dont want to disturb it as it might be a hedgehog in hibernation, but
then again it might be rats, in which case I would like to get rid.
Anyone got any sugestions?


If a more humane method is desired;
Tape a tarp over the entire mess.
Light a 'gopher gasser' (or similar), set inside a coffee can (non
flammable) and set under the tarp.
Ensure the garden hose is nearby just in case something ignites.




George.com 14-04-2006 09:28 AM

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Large nest in the corner of shed
I have a large nest in the corner of my gareden shed, this is made of
all sorts of materials from my compost bin which is attatched to the
back. It is about two feet long by one foot high and one foot deep. I
dont want to disturb it as it might be a hedgehog in hibernation, but
then again it might be rats, in which case I would like to get rid.
Anyone got any sugestions?

Two points: one, it's *your* shed, not the freeloader's and two,
anything still in hibernation smaller than a bear needs to have its ass
kicked out of there. I like the pitchfork idea.
In the extreme, put its head on a pike as a warning to other
freeloaders.

Tom


or a gentle stirring with the pitchfork may be more humane. Just

consider
how you would like your wife to rouse you from bed every morning and

then
extend the same courtesy to the sleeping animal. A cup of tea and toast
may
not go amiss.

rob


Mmm, I'll forward your reply to my wife. The pitchfork thing - I got
that idea from her. Now I awaken early.


are you used to your wife sticking you with a pitchfork first thing in the
morning?

rob



- Tom - 14-04-2006 12:28 PM

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Large nest in the corner of shed
I have a large nest in the corner of my gareden shed, this is made
of
all sorts of materials from my compost bin which is attatched to the
back. It is about two feet long by one foot high and one foot deep.
I
dont want to disturb it as it might be a hedgehog in hibernation,
but
then again it might be rats, in which case I would like to get rid.
Anyone got any sugestions?

Two points: one, it's *your* shed, not the freeloader's and two,
anything still in hibernation smaller than a bear needs to have its
ass
kicked out of there. I like the pitchfork idea.
In the extreme, put its head on a pike as a warning to other
freeloaders.

Tom

or a gentle stirring with the pitchfork may be more humane. Just

consider
how you would like your wife to rouse you from bed every morning and

then
extend the same courtesy to the sleeping animal. A cup of tea and toast
may
not go amiss.

rob


Mmm, I'll forward your reply to my wife. The pitchfork thing - I got
that idea from her. Now I awaken early.


are you used to your wife sticking you with a pitchfork first thing in the
morning?

rob


rob, let's stick to the topic. Have you any other methods for removing
cornered critters from a shed's interior? Ideally, the methods would
minimize any chance of personal injury by the alarmed animal as it sought an
escape route. In my experience, cornered critters cannot be counted on to
react like a (Walt) Disney character. On occasion, their reactions can cause
an adrenalin rush in the shed's owner.

Tom



George.com 14-04-2006 12:39 PM

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Large nest in the corner of shed
I have a large nest in the corner of my gareden shed, this is made
of
all sorts of materials from my compost bin which is attatched to

the
back. It is about two feet long by one foot high and one foot

deep.
I
dont want to disturb it as it might be a hedgehog in hibernation,
but
then again it might be rats, in which case I would like to get

rid.
Anyone got any sugestions?

Two points: one, it's *your* shed, not the freeloader's and two,
anything still in hibernation smaller than a bear needs to have its
ass
kicked out of there. I like the pitchfork idea.
In the extreme, put its head on a pike as a warning to other
freeloaders.

Tom

or a gentle stirring with the pitchfork may be more humane. Just

consider
how you would like your wife to rouse you from bed every morning and

then
extend the same courtesy to the sleeping animal. A cup of tea and

toast
may
not go amiss.

rob


Mmm, I'll forward your reply to my wife. The pitchfork thing - I

got
that idea from her. Now I awaken early.


are you used to your wife sticking you with a pitchfork first thing in

the
morning?

rob


rob, let's stick to the topic. Have you any other methods for removing
cornered critters from a shed's interior?


nothing much I can add then eh. what about a hose.

rob



Oscar_Lives 14-04-2006 06:42 PM

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Large nest in the corner of shed
I have a large nest in the corner of my gareden shed, this is made
of
all sorts of materials from my compost bin which is attatched to
the
back. It is about two feet long by one foot high and one foot deep.
I
dont want to disturb it as it might be a hedgehog in hibernation,
but
then again it might be rats, in which case I would like to get rid.
Anyone got any sugestions?

Two points: one, it's *your* shed, not the freeloader's and two,
anything still in hibernation smaller than a bear needs to have its
ass
kicked out of there. I like the pitchfork idea.
In the extreme, put its head on a pike as a warning to other
freeloaders.

Tom

or a gentle stirring with the pitchfork may be more humane. Just

consider
how you would like your wife to rouse you from bed every morning and

then
extend the same courtesy to the sleeping animal. A cup of tea and
toast
may
not go amiss.

rob


Mmm, I'll forward your reply to my wife. The pitchfork thing - I got
that idea from her. Now I awaken early.


are you used to your wife sticking you with a pitchfork first thing in
the
morning?

rob


rob, let's stick to the topic. Have you any other methods for removing
cornered critters from a shed's interior? Ideally, the methods would
minimize any chance of personal injury by the alarmed animal as it sought
an escape route. In my experience, cornered critters cannot be counted on
to react like a (Walt) Disney character. On occasion, their reactions can
cause an adrenalin rush in the shed's owner.

Tom

I prefer a 12-gauge Mossberg. Gets 'em every time.




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