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G Henslee 12-07-2005 04:50 PM

Doug Kanter wrote:
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Doug Kanter wrote:

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Doug Kanter wrote:



they'll tie you to the top of a fire truck ladder, extend it, and
dangle you in the wind until you come to your senses.

Nobody's interested in your fantasies.


Nor yours, Clem.

That's why I don't post them to usenet, Jethro.


Of course you do. You've implied that you think it's brilliant to store
gasoline in containers which often begin leaking milk while still on
display in the supermarket.


Oh, I see you have a total lack of comprehension. In other words you're a
cranial invalid.



You just have a problem with anyone ELSE having strong opinions. The OP is
obviously a loon, and really SHOULD be dangled from a 4 story high ladder
until he's plenty scared to do such a dumb thing again.



Nah.. It'll dissolve in his car trunk on the way home with it. That
should suffice. btw, I never disagreed with you or implied anything
other than you're easy. There's that lack of comprehension again
KANTer. Now, go fetch the little red ball...

Edgar 12-07-2005 05:45 PM


wrote in message
ups.com...
Well, I have to say, I finally agree with Doug on something. Not only
is it common sense to use only an approved gas can for gasoline, but
here in NJ it's illegal for a gas station to even fill a container that
is not approved and labeled.


Washington State also.



Buck B. Nekkid 27-11-2005 09:36 PM

Goof of the day.
 
willshak wrote in
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My leaf blower ran out of 2 cycle mix today. I keep a milk gallon jug of
ready mixed fuel in the garden shed. I took the jug and filled the tank
in the blower. I started it up and it ran for about 10 seconds then
died. No amount of fiddling with the choke or gas lever would allow the
machine to run. I thought perhaps the fuel had gone bad in the shed so I
decided to mix up another batch. When I went to dump out the old
contents of the jug, I happened to see a hand written magic marker note
on the jug. "Weed-be Gone. 2 Oz per gallon". Well, I am sure no weeds
will be growing in my leaf blower. :-)


OUCH!


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