"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message

Less grass and more beds, just about sums it up; but am currently
employed in the Great Leap Forward towards indoor civilisation. I have
blisters on my knees :-( from crawling about staining and varnishing the
newly sanded floorboards.

Yeah yeah, we believe you, though we know that most people would think you'd
just been grovelling for some reason.