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Phred 26-04-2003 01:30 PM

In a lighter vein
 
Found in aus.jokes this evening:

Scott and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and
had to take an intelligence test. Though both of them found
the test a breeze, except that they admitted to being
momentarily stumped by the final question:

"Name a 14 letter word for someone in charge of a plant."

"How did you answer that last one?" asked Scott. "I thought
it was tough at first... then I thought of Superintendent."

"I think I got it right too," Pete said. "But I wrote down
Horticulturist."



Cheers, Phred.

--
LID


Cereoid+10+ 26-04-2003 01:30 PM

In a lighter vein
 
Its no surprise neither of them thought of "Master Gardener"!!!!!



Phred wrote in message
...
Found in aus.jokes this evening:

Scott and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and
had to take an intelligence test. Though both of them found
the test a breeze, except that they admitted to being
momentarily stumped by the final question:

"Name a 14 letter word for someone in charge of a plant."

"How did you answer that last one?" asked Scott. "I thought
it was tough at first... then I thought of Superintendent."

"I think I got it right too," Pete said. "But I wrote down
Horticulturist."



Cheers, Phred.

--
LID





Phred 26-04-2003 01:30 PM

In a lighter vein
 
In article ,
"Cereoid+10+" wrote:
Its no surprise neither of them thought of "Master Gardener"!!!!!


In the ASCII age we count all characters, and that's 15; so you fail.

:-)

Phred wrote in message
...
Found in aus.jokes this evening:

Scott and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and
had to take an intelligence test. Though both of them found
the test a breeze, except that they admitted to being
momentarily stumped by the final question:

"Name a 14 letter word for someone in charge of a plant."

"How did you answer that last one?" asked Scott. "I thought
it was tough at first... then I thought of Superintendent."

"I think I got it right too," Pete said. "But I wrote down
Horticulturist."



Cheers, Phred.

--
LID





Cheers, Phred.

--
LID


Cereoid+10+ 26-04-2003 01:30 PM

In a lighter vein
 
You can kiss my ASCII!!!!

The test question didn't say anything about ASCII, bytebrain.


Phred wrote in message
...
In article ,
"Cereoid+10+" wrote:
Its no surprise neither of them thought of "Master Gardener"!!!!!


In the ASCII age we count all characters, and that's 15; so you fail.

:-)

Phred wrote in message
...
Found in aus.jokes this evening:

Scott and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and
had to take an intelligence test. Though both of them found
the test a breeze, except that they admitted to being
momentarily stumped by the final question:

"Name a 14 letter word for someone in charge of a plant."

"How did you answer that last one?" asked Scott. "I thought
it was tough at first... then I thought of Superintendent."

"I think I got it right too," Pete said. "But I wrote down
Horticulturist."



Cheers, Phred.

--
LID





Cheers, Phred.

--
LID





Phred 26-04-2003 01:30 PM

In a lighter vein
 
In article ,
"Cereoid+10+" wrote:
You can kiss my ASCII!!!!

The test question didn't say anything about ASCII, bytebrain.


But it *did* say "word", not "words", bitless.

Phred wrote in message
...
In article ,
"Cereoid+10+" wrote:
Its no surprise neither of them thought of "Master Gardener"!!!!!


In the ASCII age we count all characters, and that's 15; so you fail.

:-)

Phred wrote in message
...
Found in aus.jokes this evening:

Scott and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and
had to take an intelligence test. Though both of them found
the test a breeze, except that they admitted to being
momentarily stumped by the final question:

"Name a 14 letter word for someone in charge of a plant."

"How did you answer that last one?" asked Scott. "I thought
it was tough at first... then I thought of Superintendent."

"I think I got it right too," Pete said. "But I wrote down
Horticulturist."



Cheers, Phred.

--
LID





Cheers, Phred.

--
LID





Cheers, Phred.

--
LID



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