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bobkiely 05-07-2003 08:44 PM

Raccoon visit #2
 
If anyone is interested in reading about my second visit from the raccoon,
you can access it at alt.binaries.aquaria, posted 7/5/03 12:01 PM.

The reason I posted it there is that it contains a graphic I created to
depict the solution to my problem. The file is in MS Word format.

I appreciate all the suggestions especially from W.E. Coyote, the monkey
hand trap, putting the pellets in backwards, chipmunk-chasing dogs, dog
chasing deer, using lasagna for bait, marshmallow for bait, stuffing it in
my coat, all which are very valid suggestions but I think I came up with the
ultimate - one General Tommy Franks would be proud of me for.

BK




Hank Pagel 05-07-2003 08:56 PM

Raccoon visit #2
 
I can see tomorrows headline "LETTER CARRIER ELECTROCUTED" Bob sent to
jail for terrorist act against a government employee. Bob tries insane
plea saying " I was just trying to fry a furry little masked bandit
with wet feet."

"bobkiely" wrote in message
news:KVFNa.91026$%42.34894@fed1read06...
If anyone is interested in reading about my second visit from the
raccoon,
you can access it at alt.binaries.aquaria, posted 7/5/03 12:01 PM.

The reason I posted it there is that it contains a graphic I created
to
depict the solution to my problem. The file is in MS Word format.

I appreciate all the suggestions especially from W.E. Coyote, the
monkey
hand trap, putting the pellets in backwards, chipmunk-chasing dogs,
dog
chasing deer, using lasagna for bait, marshmallow for bait, stuffing
it in
my coat, all which are very valid suggestions but I think I came up
with the
ultimate - one General Tommy Franks would be proud of me for.

BK





JSin 05-07-2003 09:56 PM

Raccoon visit #2
 
Hank Pagel wrote:
I can see tomorrows headline "LETTER CARRIER ELECTROCUTED" Bob sent to
jail for terrorist act against a government employee. Bob tries insane
plea saying " I was just trying to fry a furry little masked bandit
with wet feet."

If the letter carrier is fishing in my pond I'm gunna shock the hell
outta him too.. ;-)

I can just see it Koi in mouth and certified mail flying.

--
JSin
Lost Generation Custom Tattoo
To reply Kill the idiot


K30a 05-07-2003 10:20 PM

Raccoon visit #2
 
alt.binaries.aquaria

Tried subscribing and said it did not
exist. Hmmm, is that an AOL problem
or something else?


k30a

Anne Lurie 05-07-2003 10:56 PM

Raccoon visit #2
 
Wow! Bob, I don't know about your raccoon problem, but you really know your
way around MS Word!!! I had no problem subscribing to
lt.binaries.aquaria -- and, hey, it's a 90/90 day here (temps & humidity
both in 90's), so I may check out the other stuff in that ng.

If anyone's interested, I took the liberty of saving Bob's document as a
Word file if you want to look at it without going through the hassle of
ng-subbing.

Anne Lurie
Raleigh, NC






"bobkiely" wrote in message
news:KVFNa.91026$%42.34894@fed1read06...
If anyone is interested in reading about my second visit from the raccoon,
you can access it at alt.binaries.aquaria, posted 7/5/03 12:01 PM.

The reason I posted it there is that it contains a graphic I created to
depict the solution to my problem. The file is in MS Word format.

I appreciate all the suggestions especially from W.E. Coyote, the monkey
hand trap, putting the pellets in backwards, chipmunk-chasing dogs, dog
chasing deer, using lasagna for bait, marshmallow for bait, stuffing it in
my coat, all which are very valid suggestions but I think I came up with

the
ultimate - one General Tommy Franks would be proud of me for.

BK






joe 05-07-2003 11:09 PM

Raccoon visit #2
 
K30a wrote:

alt.binaries.aquaria


Tried subscribing and said it did not
exist. Hmmm, is that an AOL problem
or something else?


Doesn't show up on my list either, and I don't use aol

Joe



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joe 05-07-2003 11:09 PM

Raccoon visit #2
 
K30a wrote:

alt.binaries.aquaria


Tried subscribing and said it did not
exist. Hmmm, is that an AOL problem
or something else?


Try

lt.binaries.aquaria

Yeah, I know. Doesn't make sense to me either.

Joe



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John Rutz 05-07-2003 11:32 PM

Raccoon visit #2
 


K30a wrote:
alt.binaries.aquaria



Tried subscribing and said it did not
exist. Hmmm, is that an AOL problem
or something else?


k30a



-- mus be something else my news server doesnt list it either
not sure about AOL but some servers you have to request that they list a
news group that they dont already have





John Rutz
Z5 New Mexico

good judgement comes from bad experience, and that comes from bad
judgement

see my pond at:

http://www.fuerjefe.com


jammer 05-07-2003 11:32 PM

Raccoon visit #2
 
You cant repost the jest of it here, can ya? I dont have that NG.



On Sat, 5 Jul 2003 12:27:21 -0700, "bobkiely"
wrote:

If anyone is interested in reading about my second visit from the raccoon,
you can access it at alt.binaries.aquaria, posted 7/5/03 12:01 PM.

The reason I posted it there is that it contains a graphic I created to
depict the solution to my problem. The file is in MS Word format.

I appreciate all the suggestions especially from W.E. Coyote, the monkey
hand trap, putting the pellets in backwards, chipmunk-chasing dogs, dog
chasing deer, using lasagna for bait, marshmallow for bait, stuffing it in
my coat, all which are very valid suggestions but I think I came up with the
ultimate - one General Tommy Franks would be proud of me for.

BK




John Rutz 05-07-2003 11:44 PM

Raccoon visit #2
 


joe wrote:
K30a wrote:


alt.binaries.aquaria

Tried subscribing and said it did not
exist. Hmmm, is that an AOL problem
or something else?



Try

lt.binaries.aquaria

Yeah, I know. Doesn't make sense to me either.

Joe


Different Servers! =-----



--
cant get it that way either




John Rutz
Z5 New Mexico

good judgement comes from bad experience, and that comes from bad
judgement

see my pond at:

http://www.fuerjefe.com


bobkiely 06-07-2003 01:32 AM

Raccoon visit #2
 
Anyone who can't access the newsgroup where I posted it, just send me an
e-mail telling me that and I'll send it to you directly.

I tried sending one out replying to individual messages but got it back as
undeliverable...that was to you Jammer.
BK

"K30a" wrote in message
...
alt.binaries.aquaria


Tried subscribing and said it did not
exist. Hmmm, is that an AOL problem
or something else?


k30a




~ jan JJsPond.us 06-07-2003 04:08 AM

Raccoon visit #2
 
On Sat, 05 Jul 2003 21:53:55 GMT, "Anne Lurie" wrote:

Wow! Bob, I don't know about your raccoon problem, but you really know your
way around MS Word!!! I had no problem subscribing to
lt.binaries.aquaria -- and, hey, it's a 90/90 day here (temps & humidity
both in 90's), so I may check out the other stuff in that ng.

If anyone's interested, I took the liberty of saving Bob's document as a
Word file if you want to look at it without going through the hassle of
ng-subbing.

Anne Lurie
Raleigh, NC


"Me, me, me!" she cried excitedly, whilst jumping up and down, waving arm
wildly. Send to Thanks!

See my ponds and filter design:
http://users.owt.com/jjspond/

~Keep 'em Wet!~
Tri-Cities WA Zone 7a
To e-mail see website

~ jan JJsPond.us 06-07-2003 04:08 AM

Raccoon visit #2
 
On Sat, 5 Jul 2003 17:06:51 -0700, "bobkiely" wrote:

Anyone who can't access the newsgroup where I posted it, just send me an
e-mail telling me that and I'll send it to you directly.

I tried sending one out replying to individual messages but got it back as
undeliverable...that was to you Jammer.
BK


"Me, me, me!" more wild hand waving. E-mail address

(Now watch, I'll get 10 people sending it to me. ;o) And that's okay if
it's good and it must be according to those that have seen it. ;o) ~ jan

See my ponds and filter design:
http://users.owt.com/jjspond/

~Keep 'em Wet!~
Tri-Cities WA Zone 7a
To e-mail see website

~ jan JJsPond.us 06-07-2003 08:20 AM

Raccoon visit #2
 
Anyone who can't access the newsgroup where I posted it, just send me an
e-mail telling me that and I'll send it to you directly.

BK


"Me, me, me!" more wild hand waving. E-mail address


Got it, thanks BK & KP. A McGuyver Raccoon Scare and Fry Tactic.

I've seen jokes of "but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express" what does that
mean as I'm not getting it? :o) ~ jan

See my ponds and filter design:
http://users.owt.com/jjspond/

~Keep 'em Wet!~
Tri-Cities WA Zone 7a
To e-mail see website

bobkiely 06-07-2003 06:44 PM

Raccoon visit #2
 
Holiday Inn Express runs all these commercials with people achieving feats
that they were never qualified for or never had done before. For instance,
if a guy got hit by a car or something, a perfect stranger would come by and
set the guy's arm, or do brain surgery and when the people thanked him
"Thank you doctor!" He says, "Oh, I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a
Holiday Inn Express last night!"

OK, I know...that's one that you would have to be there (or at least have
seen the commercials) :-)

Actually, this was easy to reply to (copy & paste) as some of my friends
have been asking the same question. :-)
BK

"~ jan JJsPond.us" wrote in message
...
Anyone who can't access the newsgroup where I posted it, just send me an
e-mail telling me that and I'll send it to you directly.

BK


"Me, me, me!" more wild hand waving. E-mail address



Got it, thanks BK & KP. A McGuyver Raccoon Scare and Fry Tactic.

I've seen jokes of "but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express" what does that
mean as I'm not getting it? :o) ~ jan

See my ponds and filter design:
http://users.owt.com/jjspond/

~Keep 'em Wet!~
Tri-Cities WA Zone 7a
To e-mail see website





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