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These Helpful Hints Come from My Daughter in law Diana Enjoy. HELPFUL HINTS Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." Real Woman - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." ************************************************** *************** Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares? ************************************************** ************* Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway. ************************************************** ****************** Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Real Woman - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year. ************************************************** ********************* Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake. Real Woman - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you. ************************************************** **************** Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. Real Woman - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it. ************************************************** ******************** Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy. Real Woman - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it. ************************************************** ****************** And finally the most important tip.... Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Real Woman - Leftover wine?? ************************************************** ************** A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" -- John Rutz Z5 New Mexico never miss a good oportunity to shut up see my pond at: http://www.fuerjefe.com |
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These Helpful Hints Come from My Daughter in law Diana Enjoy. HELPFUL HINTS I don't have to send them to my daughter, she's a believer. My DIL, on the other hand, is in the process of getting her cookbook published. -- Bonnie NJ http://home.earthlink.net/~maebe43/ |
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Bonnie wrote My DIL, on the other hand, is in the process of getting her
cookbook published. Where did her mother go wrong?! ;-) Seriously, what kind of recipes are they? k30a |
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Bonnie wrote My DIL, on the other hand, is in the process of getting her cookbook published. Where did her mother go wrong?! ;-) Seriously, what kind of recipes are they? k30a The kind that would kill ya ;-). She doesn't believe in eating healthy the book is filled with humor. The title is "Aunt Beulah's Tasty Vittles" - Plain old good cookin' peppered up with good advice. She keeps referring to Uncle Vern, her husband. Her name isn't Beulah and her husband (my son) isn't Vern. She's working on a website now. I'll let ya know when it's up and running. -- Bonnie NJ http://home.earthlink.net/~maebe43/ |
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Bonnie Espenshade wrote: K30a wrote: Bonnie wrote My DIL, on the other hand, is in the process of getting her cookbook published. Where did her mother go wrong?! ;-) Seriously, what kind of recipes are they? k30a The kind that would kill ya ;-). She doesn't believe in eating healthy the book is filled with humor. The title is "Aunt Beulah's Tasty Vittles" - Plain old good cookin' peppered up with good advice. She keeps referring to Uncle Vern, her husband. Her name isn't Beulah and her husband (my son) isn't Vern. She's working on a website now. I'll let ya know when it's up and running. -- now that sounds like my kinda cookin is she going to opublish a regular paper book or just put it on the website? John Rutz Z5 New Mexico never miss a good oportunity to shut up see my pond at: http://www.fuerjefe.com |
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K30a wrote:
Bonnie wrote My DIL, on the other hand, is in the process of getting her cookbook published. Where did her mother go wrong?! ;-) Seriously, what kind of recipes are they? k30a The kind that would kill ya ;-). She doesn't believe in eating healthy the book is filled with humor. The title is "Aunt Beulah's Tasty Vittles" - Plain old good cookin' peppered up with good advice. She keeps referring to Uncle Vern, her husband. Her name isn't Beulah and her husband (my son) isn't Vern. She's working on a website now. I'll let ya know when it's up and running. -- Bonnie NJ http://home.earthlink.net/~maebe43/ |
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Bonnie Espenshade wrote: K30a wrote: Bonnie wrote My DIL, on the other hand, is in the process of getting her cookbook published. Where did her mother go wrong?! ;-) Seriously, what kind of recipes are they? k30a The kind that would kill ya ;-). She doesn't believe in eating healthy the book is filled with humor. The title is "Aunt Beulah's Tasty Vittles" - Plain old good cookin' peppered up with good advice. She keeps referring to Uncle Vern, her husband. Her name isn't Beulah and her husband (my son) isn't Vern. She's working on a website now. I'll let ya know when it's up and running. -- now that sounds like my kinda cookin is she going to opublish a regular paper book or just put it on the website? John Rutz Z5 New Mexico never miss a good oportunity to shut up see my pond at: http://www.fuerjefe.com |
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Bonnie Espenshade wrote: K30a wrote: Bonnie wrote My DIL, on the other hand, is in the process of getting her cookbook published. Where did her mother go wrong?! ;-) Seriously, what kind of recipes are they? k30a The kind that would kill ya ;-). She doesn't believe in eating healthy the book is filled with humor. The title is "Aunt Beulah's Tasty Vittles" - Plain old good cookin' peppered up with good advice. She keeps referring to Uncle Vern, her husband. Her name isn't Beulah and her husband (my son) isn't Vern. She's working on a website now. I'll let ya know when it's up and running. now that sounds like my kinda cookin is she going to publish a regular paper book or just put it on the website? At the moment, plans are only on the website. -- Bonnie NJ http://home.earthlink.net/~maebe43/ |
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Oh me ...... I'll have to skip that one .... my arteries can't handle
it ...... If eat anymore chicken breast or turkey breast I think I am going to grow feathers or boobs. I hope the saying "You are what you eat" is not true. "Bonnie Espenshade" wrote in message ... John Rutz wrote: Bonnie Espenshade wrote: K30a wrote: Bonnie wrote My DIL, on the other hand, is in the process of getting her cookbook published. Where did her mother go wrong?! ;-) Seriously, what kind of recipes are they? k30a The kind that would kill ya ;-). She doesn't believe in eating healthy the book is filled with humor. The title is "Aunt Beulah's Tasty Vittles" - Plain old good cookin' peppered up with good advice. She keeps referring to Uncle Vern, her husband. Her name isn't Beulah and her husband (my son) isn't Vern. She's working on a website now. I'll let ya know when it's up and running. now that sounds like my kinda cookin is she going to publish a regular paper book or just put it on the website? At the moment, plans are only on the website. -- Bonnie NJ http://home.earthlink.net/~maebe43/ |
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