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K30a 17-07-2003 01:30 AM

Jimmy Hoffa
 

Goodness gracious!
I turned on the news today and saw that they were digging up
someone's pool to look for clues in the 28 year old mystery of the
disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa.... and I remembered the answer to what is mulm?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mulm is stuff that builds up on the bottom of your pond.
It contains:
blown in dust
blown in sand
blown in dirt
fish poop
snail poop
frog poop
tadpole poop
bird poop
uneaten fish food
dead algae
dead zooplankton
dead tree leaves
dead lily flowers
dead plant foliage
shed husks of aquatic insects
a couple of drowned earth worms, a few
leeches, some horse hair worms,
a bunch of flatworms, lots
of redworms
and
the remains of Jimmy Hoffa.


k30a

jammer 17-07-2003 01:30 AM

Jimmy Hoffa
 

There would probably be more grief if that was a pond they were
tearing up!

A funny thing happened to our pool today, son.....


I have never seen worms in the pond.


On 16 Jul 2003 23:09:12 GMT, ESPMER (K30a) wrote:


Goodness gracious!
I turned on the news today and saw that they were digging up
someone's pool to look for clues in the 28 year old mystery of the
disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa.... and I remembered the answer to what is mulm?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mulm is stuff that builds up on the bottom of your pond.
It contains:
blown in dust
blown in sand
blown in dirt
fish poop
snail poop
frog poop
tadpole poop
bird poop
uneaten fish food
dead algae
dead zooplankton
dead tree leaves
dead lily flowers
dead plant foliage
shed husks of aquatic insects
a couple of drowned earth worms, a few
leeches, some horse hair worms,
a bunch of flatworms, lots
of redworms
and
the remains of Jimmy Hoffa.


k30a



Hank Pagel 17-07-2003 01:30 AM

Jimmy Hoffa
 
They won't find him. He's holding up one of the goal posts at Giant
Stadium.

"K30a" wrote in message
...

Goodness gracious!
I turned on the news today and saw that they were digging up
someone's pool to look for clues in the 28 year old mystery of the
disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa.... and I remembered the answer to what

is mulm?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mulm is stuff that builds up on the bottom of your pond.
It contains:
blown in dust
blown in sand
blown in dirt
fish poop
snail poop
frog poop
tadpole poop
bird poop
uneaten fish food
dead algae
dead zooplankton
dead tree leaves
dead lily flowers
dead plant foliage
shed husks of aquatic insects
a couple of drowned earth worms, a few
leeches, some horse hair worms,
a bunch of flatworms, lots
of redworms
and
the remains of Jimmy Hoffa.


k30a





K30a 17-07-2003 01:31 AM

Jimmy Hoffa
 
jammer wrote I have never seen worms in the pond.

Something new to look forward to on your
pond journey!

In one of my pondlets on the deck I filled part way up with dirt and planted
the lotus in it (which has gone onto lotus heaven) and now it has a papyrus and
arrowhead planted in it.

Out of nowhere is seems the pondlet became full of these little bumper car seed
shrimp. They zoom around the edges like crazy, going hither and thither. They
eat decaying stuff so I toss in lettuce and dried bloodworms.

Then the tube worms showed up. They put their heads down in the dirt and wave
their bodies around like hyper seaweed.

A fishless pond is fun to have to see who all shows up. I've got six fishless
pondlets and one fishless frog bog.




k30a

jammer 17-07-2003 01:33 AM

Jimmy Hoffa
 
Wow, that's cool. I would have liked to have seen the look on my own
face when i found the damselfly nymph...

Makes sense i wouldn't see worms with fish in the pond. DUH! lol


On 16 Jul 2003 23:21:40 GMT, ESPMER (K30a) wrote:

jammer wrote I have never seen worms in the pond.

Something new to look forward to on your
pond journey!

In one of my pondlets on the deck I filled part way up with dirt and planted
the lotus in it (which has gone onto lotus heaven) and now it has a papyrus and
arrowhead planted in it.

Out of nowhere is seems the pondlet became full of these little bumper car seed
shrimp. They zoom around the edges like crazy, going hither and thither. They
eat decaying stuff so I toss in lettuce and dried bloodworms.

Then the tube worms showed up. They put their heads down in the dirt and wave
their bodies around like hyper seaweed.

A fishless pond is fun to have to see who all shows up. I've got six fishless
pondlets and one fishless frog bog.




k30a



Hank Pagel 17-07-2003 01:34 AM

Jimmy Hoffa
 
They won't find him. He's holding up one of the goal posts at Giant
Stadium.

"K30a" wrote in message
...

Goodness gracious!
I turned on the news today and saw that they were digging up
someone's pool to look for clues in the 28 year old mystery of the
disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa.... and I remembered the answer to what

is mulm?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mulm is stuff that builds up on the bottom of your pond.
It contains:
blown in dust
blown in sand
blown in dirt
fish poop
snail poop
frog poop
tadpole poop
bird poop
uneaten fish food
dead algae
dead zooplankton
dead tree leaves
dead lily flowers
dead plant foliage
shed husks of aquatic insects
a couple of drowned earth worms, a few
leeches, some horse hair worms,
a bunch of flatworms, lots
of redworms
and
the remains of Jimmy Hoffa.


k30a





John Rutz 17-07-2003 01:45 AM

Jimmy Hoffa
 


K30a wrote:
jammer wrote I have never seen worms in the pond.

Something new to look forward to on your
pond journey!

In one of my pondlets on the deck I filled part way up with dirt and planted
the lotus in it (which has gone onto lotus heaven) and now it has a papyrus and
arrowhead planted in it.

Out of nowhere is seems the pondlet became full of these little bumper car seed
shrimp. They zoom around the edges like crazy, going hither and thither. They
eat decaying stuff so I toss in lettuce and dried bloodworms.

Then the tube worms showed up. They put their heads down in the dirt and wave
their bodies around like hyper seaweed.

A fishless pond is fun to have to see who all shows up. I've got six fishless
pondlets and one fishless frog bog.




k30a



--
looking in the vegie bog I have all kinds of miniature life, most I
cant see well enough to even guess what it looks like -- but i can see
it moving, some sorta almost slowly some just a whiz by all kinds of
mud huts i love trying to watch it it still amazes me that I can live
so far from water and still have all this aquatic life in my pond




John Rutz
Z5 New Mexico

never miss a good oportunity to shut up

see my pond at:

http://www.fuerjefe.com


jammer 17-07-2003 02:25 AM

Jimmy Hoffa
 
On Wed, 16 Jul 2003 18:52:46 -0600, John Rutz
wrote:



K30a wrote:
jammer wrote I have never seen worms in the pond.

Something new to look forward to on your
pond journey!

In one of my pondlets on the deck I filled part way up with dirt and planted
the lotus in it (which has gone onto lotus heaven) and now it has a papyrus and
arrowhead planted in it.

Out of nowhere is seems the pondlet became full of these little bumper car seed
shrimp. They zoom around the edges like crazy, going hither and thither. They
eat decaying stuff so I toss in lettuce and dried bloodworms.

Then the tube worms showed up. They put their heads down in the dirt and wave
their bodies around like hyper seaweed.

A fishless pond is fun to have to see who all shows up. I've got six fishless
pondlets and one fishless frog bog.




k30a


I can definately dig it. It is on my preverbial list.


BenignVanilla 17-07-2003 02:32 PM

Jimmy Hoffa
 
"Hank Pagel" wrote in message
.. .
They won't find him. He's holding up one of the goal posts at Giant
Stadium.

snip

If memory serves...visitor's goal post.

BV.



Anne Lurie 17-07-2003 11:02 PM

Jimmy Hoffa
 
Nah, the whole thing about digging up some guy's backyard to find Hoffa's
briefcase was just a ploy by some PORG who wanted somebody else to do the
heavy work!

Think about it: "I think you should check out the area over there, next to
the maple tree. No, a little to your left. Now, back up a little --
that's perfect." :)

Anne Lurie
Raleigh, NC





"BenignVanilla" wrote in message
...
"Hank Pagel" wrote in message
.. .
They won't find him. He's holding up one of the goal posts at Giant
Stadium.

snip

If memory serves...visitor's goal post.

BV.





Hank Pagel 17-07-2003 11:13 PM

Jimmy Hoffa
 
Wow! I'm in Jersey ..... what a great idea. ... let me practice ......
Just a little deeper I'm sure it's there! ....... That might work.

"Anne Lurie" wrote in message
. com...
Nah, the whole thing about digging up some guy's backyard to find

Hoffa's
briefcase was just a ploy by some PORG who wanted somebody else to

do the
heavy work!

Think about it: "I think you should check out the area over there,

next to
the maple tree. No, a little to your left. Now, back up a

ittle --
that's perfect." :)

Anne Lurie
Raleigh, NC





"BenignVanilla" wrote in

message
...
"Hank Pagel" wrote in message
.. .
They won't find him. He's holding up one of the goal posts at

Giant
Stadium.

snip

If memory serves...visitor's goal post.

BV.








jammer 18-07-2003 12:12 AM

Jimmy Hoffa
 
oh my gosh! I forgot! I must call the local police!! the previous
owners of this house told me they knew of a body buried somewhere
between my small pond and my tomato patch! With all the packing and
such, i plum forgot!



On Thu, 17 Jul 2003 21:49:42 GMT, "Anne Lurie"
wrote:

Nah, the whole thing about digging up some guy's backyard to find Hoffa's
briefcase was just a ploy by some PORG who wanted somebody else to do the
heavy work!

Think about it: "I think you should check out the area over there, next to
the maple tree. No, a little to your left. Now, back up a little --
that's perfect." :)

Anne Lurie
Raleigh, NC





"BenignVanilla" wrote in message
...
"Hank Pagel" wrote in message
.. .
They won't find him. He's holding up one of the goal posts at Giant
Stadium.

snip

If memory serves...visitor's goal post.

BV.





Wendy Kelly Budd 24-07-2003 03:02 PM

Jimmy Hoffa
 
What's the update on this? Has Jimmy been found?
--
Wendy* in N. California,
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." Mahatma Gandhi


"K30a" wrote in message
...

Goodness gracious!
I turned on the news today and saw that they were digging up
someone's pool to look for clues in the 28 year old mystery of the
disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa.... and I remembered the answer to what is

mulm?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mulm is stuff that builds up on the bottom of your pond.
It contains:
blown in dust
blown in sand
blown in dirt
fish poop
snail poop
frog poop
tadpole poop
bird poop
uneaten fish food
dead algae
dead zooplankton
dead tree leaves
dead lily flowers
dead plant foliage
shed husks of aquatic insects
a couple of drowned earth worms, a few
leeches, some horse hair worms,
a bunch of flatworms, lots
of redworms
and
the remains of Jimmy Hoffa.


k30a




K30a 24-07-2003 03:42 PM

Jimmy Hoffa
 
Wendy wrote What's the update on this? Has Jimmy been found?

They ended up looking for a briefcase with evidence in it, but none was found.
Apparently this jail house informant has given good tips and bad tips over his
career. This was one of the bad tips.

k30a


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