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K30a 16-11-2003 01:32 AM

OT kindof ~ gators in the mail
 
I thought everybody knew that you can
only ship 19 inch alligators!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Milwaukee Postal Workers Find Live Gator

November 15, 2003, 7:35 PM EST

MILWAUKEE -- A four-foot alligator chewed its way out of a shipping carton
before a postal worker tossed it into a hamper and called animal control
officers.

Employees were sorting mail Friday when they noticed the alligator chewing its
way out of an Express Mail box, said JoAnne Blackburn, a Postal Service
spokeswoman.

Workers tried to tape the box closed, but the alligator bit it open.

"The nose ... was sticking out with its teeth hanging out," said postal
employee Jennifer Hejdak. She said a co-worker picked it up by its tail and
threw it in a hamper.

The alligator remain at a shelter for a week before being shipped to a northern
Illinois sanctuary, said Len Selkurt, executive director of the Milwaukee Area
Domestic Animal Control. The sanctuary owner will then take it to Florida, he
said.

Alligators longer than 20 inches are not allowed to be sent through the mail,
and officials said the shipment from Milwaukee to Colorado was under review
k30a
http://www.geocities.com/watergarden...dors/home.html


John Hines 16-11-2003 04:12 AM

OT kindof ~ gators in the mail
 
ESPMER (K30a) wrote:

I thought everybody knew that you can
only ship 19 inch alligators!!!


Wow. I can get an 18 inch gator via the mail? Sounds like just what I
need for the pond.

Or would a croc, or caimian do better? Gonna really get those coons
next spring. G

KenCo 16-11-2003 06:42 AM

OT kindof ~ gators in the mail
 
K30a wrote:

I thought everybody knew that you can
only ship 19 inch alligators!!!


actually its covered in section 31 of the USPS code :)

any non venomous/non dangerous fish,reptile or cold
blooded animal can be sent by mail. priority or
overnight only unless its fertile eggs.



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Milwaukee Postal Workers Find Live Gator

November 15, 2003, 7:35 PM EST

MILWAUKEE -- A four-foot alligator chewed its way out of a shipping carton
before a postal worker tossed it into a hamper and called animal control
officers.

Employees were sorting mail Friday when they noticed the alligator chewing its
way out of an Express Mail box, said JoAnne Blackburn, a Postal Service
spokeswoman.

Workers tried to tape the box closed, but the alligator bit it open.

"The nose ... was sticking out with its teeth hanging out," said postal
employee Jennifer Hejdak. She said a co-worker picked it up by its tail and
threw it in a hamper.

The alligator remain at a shelter for a week before being shipped to a northern
Illinois sanctuary, said Len Selkurt, executive director of the Milwaukee Area
Domestic Animal Control. The sanctuary owner will then take it to Florida, he
said.

Alligators longer than 20 inches are not allowed to be sent through the mail,
and officials said the shipment from Milwaukee to Colorado was under review
k30a
http://www.geocities.com/watergarden...dors/home.html



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Carl Beyer 16-11-2003 07:02 AM

OT kindof ~ gators in the mail
 


Wow. I can get an 18 inch gator via the mail? Sounds like just what I
need for the pond.



One requirement... You must live in an apartment in harlem to get it
delivered...

Carl

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Nedra 16-11-2003 10:32 AM

OT kindof ~ gators in the mail
 
Non-venomous/Non-dangerous, yeah.
Look out for the teeth though ;-)

Nedra

"KenCo" wrote in message
...
K30a wrote:

I thought everybody knew that you can
only ship 19 inch alligators!!!


actually its covered in section 31 of the USPS code :)

any non venomous/non dangerous fish,reptile or cold
blooded animal can be sent by mail. priority or
overnight only unless its fertile eggs.



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Milwaukee Postal Workers Find Live Gator

November 15, 2003, 7:35 PM EST

MILWAUKEE -- A four-foot alligator chewed its way out of a shipping

carton
before a postal worker tossed it into a hamper and called animal control
officers.

Employees were sorting mail Friday when they noticed the alligator

chewing its
way out of an Express Mail box, said JoAnne Blackburn, a Postal Service
spokeswoman.

Workers tried to tape the box closed, but the alligator bit it open.

"The nose ... was sticking out with its teeth hanging out," said postal
employee Jennifer Hejdak. She said a co-worker picked it up by its tail

and
threw it in a hamper.

The alligator remain at a shelter for a week before being shipped to a

northern
Illinois sanctuary, said Len Selkurt, executive director of the

Milwaukee Area
Domestic Animal Control. The sanctuary owner will then take it to

Florida, he
said.

Alligators longer than 20 inches are not allowed to be sent through the

mail,
and officials said the shipment from Milwaukee to Colorado was under

review
k30a
http://www.geocities.com/watergarden...dors/home.html



--
http://www.kencofish.com Ken Arnold,
401-781-9642 cell 401-225-0556
Importer/Exporter of Goldfish,Koi,rare Predators
Shipping to legal states/countries only!
Permalon liners, Oase & Supreme Pondmaster pumps


Linux (SuSE 8.2) user #329121
Please Note: No trees or animals were harmed in the
sending of this contaminant free message We do concede
that a signicant number of electrons may have been
inconvenienced ;)




K30a 16-11-2003 06:42 PM

OT kindof ~ gators in the mail
 
Carl wrote One requirement... You must live in an apartment in harlem to get
it
delivered...

chortle! And you have to have a tiger
to keep it company!


k30a
http://www.geocities.com/watergarden...dors/home.html


Hank 16-11-2003 08:12 PM

OT kindof ~ gators in the mail
 
ESPMER (K30a) wrote in message ...
I thought everybody knew that you can
only ship 19 inch alligators!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Milwaukee Postal Workers Find Live Gator

November 15, 2003, 7:35 PM EST

MILWAUKEE -- A four-foot alligator chewed its way out of a shipping carton
before a postal worker tossed it into a hamper and called animal control
officers.

Employees were sorting mail Friday when they noticed the alligator chewing its
way out of an Express Mail box, said JoAnne Blackburn, a Postal Service
spokeswoman.

Workers tried to tape the box closed, but the alligator bit it open.

"The nose ... was sticking out with its teeth hanging out," said postal
employee Jennifer Hejdak. She said a co-worker picked it up by its tail and
threw it in a hamper.

The alligator remain at a shelter for a week before being shipped to a northern
Illinois sanctuary, said Len Selkurt, executive director of the Milwaukee Area
Domestic Animal Control. The sanctuary owner will then take it to Florida, he
said.

Alligators longer than 20 inches are not allowed to be sent through the mail,
and officials said the shipment from Milwaukee to Colorado was under review
k30a
http://www.geocities.com/watergarden...dors/home.html

The way mail service has been lately ...... it probably was only 18in.
when it was sent.

http://www.geocities.com/hankpagel/hankspond1.html

~ jan JJsPond.us 16-11-2003 08:32 PM

OT kindof ~ gators in the mail
 
Well now we know how he originally got the tiger and the gator in the apt
in first place.

What amazes me is/was one could get a tiger cub for the price of most
register dogs!!! Yet people can't breed Sugar Gliders (a tropical critter
that looks like and is smaller than a chipmunk) without a home inspection
and license thru Fish & Wildlife. California doesn't allow them in the
state at all, but look at all the wild critters the Hollywood stars have!
Why? Because S.Gliders might get loose and eat some of the fruit crop. I
guess people eaters are okay. ~ jan

Carl wrote One requirement... You must live in an apartment in harlem to get
it delivered...

chortle! And you have to have a tiger
to keep it company! k30a

See my ponds thru the seasons and/or my filter design:
http://users.owt.com/jjspond/

~Keep 'em Defrosted~
Tri-Cities, WA Zone 7a
To e-mail see website

Offbreed 17-11-2003 08:02 AM

OT kindof ~ gators in the mail
 
~ jan JJsPond.us wrote in message . ..


Why? Because S.Gliders might get loose and eat some of the fruit crop. I
guess people eaters are okay. ~ jan


They really should be careful of that. What if one of those things got
loose and ate some actors/actresses?

Poor critter would be in seriously bad shape, eating all that plastic
and silicon.

~ jan JJsPond.us 17-11-2003 10:26 PM

OT kindof ~ gators in the mail
 
The way mail service has been lately ...... it probably was only 18in.
when it was sent. Hank


LOL!

Why? Because S.Gliders might get loose and eat some of the fruit crop. I
guess people eaters are okay. ~ jan


Offbreed's legitimate concerns, PETA are you paying attention?:
They really should be careful of that. What if one of those things got
loose and ate some actors/actresses?

Poor critter would be in seriously bad shape, eating all that plastic
and silicon. Offbreed


Not too mention frames like hollow chicken bones. ;o) ~ jan
See my ponds thru the seasons and/or my filter design:
http://users.owt.com/jjspond/

~Keep 'em Defrosted~
Tri-Cities, WA Zone 7a
To e-mail see website

[email protected] 18-11-2003 01:03 AM

OT kindof ~ gators in the mail
 
this is blatantly racist. the reality is all the people I have seen on TV trying to
explain how and why their hand raised and tame tigers/pit bulls/rottweilers attacked
and killed their own or the neighbor kids were white people. And I might add, from
the way they brutalized english were stupid white people. Ingrid

.. You must live in an apartment in harlem to get


chortle! And you have to have a tiger
to keep it company!



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K30a 18-11-2003 01:22 AM

OT kindof ~ gators in the mail
 

Ingrid wrote this is blatantly racist

Oh, for heaven's sake!
It is not.
And I'm not.








k30a
http://www.geocities.com/watergarden...dors/home.html


~ jan JJsPond.us 18-11-2003 03:02 AM

OT kindof ~ gators in the mail
 
On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 00:58:19 GMT, wrote:

this is blatantly racist. the reality is all the people I have seen on TV trying to
explain how and why their hand raised and tame tigers/pit bulls/rottweilers attacked
and killed their own or the neighbor kids were white people. And I might add, from
the way they brutalized english were stupid white people. Ingrid

Hmmmm, not that I want to start a dog fight, but.... watch AP Animal
Precinct or Animal Cops sometime, and you'll see multicolors of stupid
people. Thus said, don't you think your above statements could also be
considered racist, or is it PC to dump on white people, as long as they're
stupid and can't speak english well? ;o) ~ jan
See my ponds thru the seasons and/or my filter design:
http://users.owt.com/jjspond/

~Keep 'em Defrosted~
Tri-Cities, WA Zone 7a
To e-mail see website

THE Old Man 18-11-2003 06:12 AM

OT kindof ~ gators in the mail
 
On 16 Nov 2003 23:56:27 -0800, (Offbreed)
wrote:

~ jan JJsPond.us wrote in message . ..


Why? Because S.Gliders might get loose and eat some of the fruit crop. I
guess people eaters are okay. ~ jan


They really should be careful of that. What if one of those things got
loose and ate some actors/actresses?

Poor critter would be in seriously bad shape, eating all that plastic
and silicon.

SPLURT!!! HA! You caught me with a mouth full of coca cola and I had
to change keyboards. That is a good one.

dd

[email protected] 18-11-2003 05:12 PM

OT kindof ~ gators in the mail
 
no, stupid white people is descriptive, calling them stupid white trash is
pejorative. Ingrid

~ jan JJsPond.us wrote:
Thus said, don't you think your above statements could also be
considered racist, or is it PC to dump on white people, as long as they're
stupid and can't speak english well? ;o) ~ jan



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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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