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Thought you ladies would appreciate this one....

One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large
raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no
idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God,
give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms
and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two
hours, after almost drowning a couple of times. Seeing this, the second
man prayed to God,saying, "Please God, give me the strength... and the
tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able
to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the
boat a couple of times. The third man had seen how this worked out for
the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the
strength and the tools... and the intelligence to cross this river." And
poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream
a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge...



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God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a
couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge...


Did god teach her how to read the map?
I wish he'd done that for my wife...

Ron

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ROFLOL! Good one Ken ...

Nedra
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pines/4836
http://community.webshots.com/user/nedra118

"KenCo" wrote in message
...


Thought you ladies would appreciate this one....

One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large
raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no
idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God,
give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms
and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two
hours, after almost drowning a couple of times. Seeing this, the second
man prayed to God,saying, "Please God, give me the strength... and the
tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able
to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the
boat a couple of times. The third man had seen how this worked out for
the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the
strength and the tools... and the intelligence to cross this river." And
poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream
a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge...



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Thanks Ken, I did like that one!
Bonnie
NJ

KenCo wrote:


Thought you ladies would appreciate this one....

One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large
raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no
idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God,
give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms
and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two
hours, after almost drowning a couple of times. Seeing this, the second
man prayed to God,saying, "Please God, give me the strength... and the
tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able
to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the
boat a couple of times. The third man had seen how this worked out for
the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the
strength and the tools... and the intelligence to cross this river." And
poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream
a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge...

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I don't get it!
8-}
Mila


"KenCo" wrote in message
...


Thought you ladies would appreciate this one....

One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large
raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no
idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God,
give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms
and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two
hours, after almost drowning a couple of times. Seeing this, the second
man prayed to God,saying, "Please God, give me the strength... and the
tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able
to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the
boat a couple of times. The third man had seen how this worked out for
the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the
strength and the tools... and the intelligence to cross this river." And
poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream
a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge...



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BTC/TAK on ACK wrote:

I don't get it!
8-}
Mila



hmmm, its tough when ya gotta explain them,

most men dont ask directions or look at maps!!!!!!!

get it now?






"KenCo" wrote in message
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Thought you ladies would appreciate this one....

One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large
raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no
idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God,
give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms
and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two
hours, after almost drowning a couple of times. Seeing this, the second
man prayed to God,saying, "Please God, give me the strength... and the
tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able
to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the
boat a couple of times. The third man had seen how this worked out for
the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the
strength and the tools... and the intelligence to cross this river." And
poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream
a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge...



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Must be a blonde.

(just KIDDING!)

"BTC/TAK on ACK" wrote in message
...
I don't get it!
8-}
Mila


"KenCo" wrote in message
...


Thought you ladies would appreciate this one....

One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large
raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no
idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God,
give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms
and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two
hours, after almost drowning a couple of times. Seeing this, the second
man prayed to God,saying, "Please God, give me the strength... and the
tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able
to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the
boat a couple of times. The third man had seen how this worked out for
the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the
strength and the tools... and the intelligence to cross this river." And
poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream
a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge...



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"Stricks760" teasingly wrote:

Must be a blonde.
(just KIDDING!)

I just have to add:
Yeah, a blonde guy. ;o) (Btw, good one Ken, we ladies do appreciate you.)

"BTC/TAK on ACK" also, I assume, jokingly wrote in message
I don't get it!
8-}
Mila

See my ponds thru the seasons and/or my filter design:
http://users.owt.com/jjspond/

~Keep 'em Defrosted~
Tri-Cities, WA Zone 7a
To e-mail see website

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Yeah, a blonde guy. ;o)

Well... you're half right!

But, actually I thought the
8-}
made an " I assume, jokingly" unnecessary, even to other guys.

Are we all really that clueless"

Mila

"~ jan JJsPond.us" wrote in message
...
"Stricks760" teasingly wrote:

Must be a blonde.
(just KIDDING!)

I just have to add:
Yeah, a blonde guy. ;o) (Btw, good one Ken, we ladies do appreciate
you.)

"BTC/TAK on ACK" also, I assume, jokingly wrote in message
I don't get it!
8-}
Mila

See my ponds thru the seasons and/or my filter design:
http://users.owt.com/jjspond/

~Keep 'em Defrosted~
Tri-Cities, WA Zone 7a
To e-mail see website

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Very, very funny!!! :D :D :D


Thanks Ken, I did like that one!
Bonnie
NJ

KenCo wrote:


Thought you ladies would appreciate this one....

One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large
raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no
idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God,
give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms
and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two
hours, after almost drowning a couple of times. Seeing this, the second
man prayed to God,saying, "Please God, give me the strength... and the
tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able
to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the
boat a couple of times. The third man had seen how this worked out for
the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the
strength and the tools... and the intelligence to cross this river." And
poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream
a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge...

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Nedra wrote:
ROFLOL! Good one Ken ...

Nedra
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pines/4836
http://community.webshots.com/user/nedra118

.
had to forward to all my girls thanks

Johnrutz

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It was clear to me, but I just had to go with the roll the guys got going.
;o) ~ jan

On 11 Dec 2003 02:24:30 GMT, "BTC/TAK on ACK" wrote:

Yeah, a blonde guy. ;o)

Well... you're half right!

But, actually I thought the
8-}
made an " I assume, jokingly" unnecessary, even to other guys.

Are we all really that clueless"

Mila

"~ jan JJsPond.us" wrote in message
.. .
"Stricks760" teasingly wrote:

Must be a blonde.
(just KIDDING!)

I just have to add:
Yeah, a blonde guy. ;o) (Btw, good one Ken, we ladies do appreciate
you.)

"BTC/TAK on ACK" also, I assume, jokingly wrote in message
I don't get it!
8-}
Mila

See my ponds thru the seasons and/or my filter design:
http://users.owt.com/jjspond/

~Keep 'em Defrosted~
Tri-Cities, WA Zone 7a
To e-mail see website


See my ponds thru the seasons and/or my filter design:
http://users.owt.com/jjspond/

~Keep 'em Defrosted~
Tri-Cities, WA Zone 7a
To e-mail see website