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Old 23-12-2003, 11:03 PM
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Date: 25/12/2001-
'Tis The Season To Be Jolly


On behalf of the executive management, please accept with no
obligation stated or implied our best wishes for a low stress,
gender-neutral, non-addictive, socially responsible, environmentally
conscious, celebration of the Winter Solstice. These wishes are to be
observed within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or of their choice not to observe religious or secular
traditions what so ever.

Further, on behalf of the executive management, please accept with no
obligation stated or implied our best wishes for a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognitions of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of
2002, but not without respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America
'great' (which is not to imply that America is necessarily greater
than any other country or is the only 'America' in the Western
Hemisphere) and without regard to raced, creed, color, age, physical
ability, sex, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the
wishee.

By accepting the greeting, grantee is accepting on the following terms
and conditions:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal without prior
notice [and]
This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration of the
original greeting [and]
This greeting neither states nor implies what-so-ever by the grantor
to implement any of the wishes of the grantee [and]

This greeting is void where prohibited by law [and]

This greeting is revocable at the sole discretion of the grantor [and]

These wishes are certified to perform as expected, within the usual
understanding of the term 'good tidings' for a period of 1 (one) year,
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday and/or secular greeting,
whichever comes first. This warranty is limited to replacement of this
wish, or issuance of a new wish, at the sole discretion of the
grantor. No good wishes, other than those expressly and specifically
stated herein, are implied. [and]

Great care has been taken to ensure the accuracy and utility of the
information contained in these 'wishes', but no warranty is made,
express or implied and neither the author nor the executive management
assume any liability in connection with any use or result from the use
of the 'wishes' contained herein.




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Old 24-12-2003, 04:32 AM
T
 
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How politically correct... Are you from California perhaps??*LOL*

Tim...


"KenCo" wrote in message
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From:
To: All Recipients
Date: 25/12/2001-
'Tis The Season To Be Jolly


On behalf of the executive management, please accept with no
obligation stated or implied our best wishes for a low stress,
gender-neutral, non-addictive, socially responsible, environmentally
conscious, celebration of the Winter Solstice. These wishes are to be
observed within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or of their choice not to observe religious or secular
traditions what so ever.

Further, on behalf of the executive management, please accept with no
obligation stated or implied our best wishes for a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognitions of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of
2002, but not without respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America
'great' (which is not to imply that America is necessarily greater
than any other country or is the only 'America' in the Western
Hemisphere) and without regard to raced, creed, color, age, physical
ability, sex, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the
wishee.

By accepting the greeting, grantee is accepting on the following terms
and conditions:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal without prior
notice [and]
This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration of the
original greeting [and]
This greeting neither states nor implies what-so-ever by the grantor
to implement any of the wishes of the grantee [and]

This greeting is void where prohibited by law [and]

This greeting is revocable at the sole discretion of the grantor [and]

These wishes are certified to perform as expected, within the usual
understanding of the term 'good tidings' for a period of 1 (one) year,
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday and/or secular greeting,
whichever comes first. This warranty is limited to replacement of this
wish, or issuance of a new wish, at the sole discretion of the
grantor. No good wishes, other than those expressly and specifically
stated herein, are implied. [and]

Great care has been taken to ensure the accuracy and utility of the
information contained in these 'wishes', but no warranty is made,
express or implied and neither the author nor the executive management
assume any liability in connection with any use or result from the use
of the 'wishes' contained herein.




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Old 24-12-2003, 05:42 AM
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T wrote:
How politically correct... Are you from California perhaps??*LOL*

Tim...


umm, no! im in Rhode Island.
just saw it on another group....



"KenCo" wrote in message
...

From:
To: All Recipients
Date: 25/12/2001-
'Tis The Season To Be Jolly


On behalf of the executive management, please accept with no
obligation stated or implied our best wishes for a low stress,
gender-neutral, non-addictive, socially responsible, environmentally
conscious, celebration of the Winter Solstice. These wishes are to be
observed within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or of their choice not to observe religious or secular
traditions what so ever.

Further, on behalf of the executive management, please accept with no
obligation stated or implied our best wishes for a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognitions of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of
2002, but not without respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America
'great' (which is not to imply that America is necessarily greater
than any other country or is the only 'America' in the Western
Hemisphere) and without regard to raced, creed, color, age, physical
ability, sex, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the
wishee.

By accepting the greeting, grantee is accepting on the following terms
and conditions:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal without prior
notice [and]
This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration of the
original greeting [and]
This greeting neither states nor implies what-so-ever by the grantor
to implement any of the wishes of the grantee [and]

This greeting is void where prohibited by law [and]

This greeting is revocable at the sole discretion of the grantor [and]

These wishes are certified to perform as expected, within the usual
understanding of the term 'good tidings' for a period of 1 (one) year,
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday and/or secular greeting,
whichever comes first. This warranty is limited to replacement of this
wish, or issuance of a new wish, at the sole discretion of the
grantor. No good wishes, other than those expressly and specifically
stated herein, are implied. [and]

Great care has been taken to ensure the accuracy and utility of the
information contained in these 'wishes', but no warranty is made,
express or implied and neither the author nor the executive management
assume any liability in connection with any use or result from the use
of the 'wishes' contained herein.




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Old 24-12-2003, 09:42 AM
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Okay ... i'm gonna say something that I may regret but if I
remember Ken correctly - he's as much of a conservative as
I am! The writing is just tongue-in-cheek for Ken. Correct
me Ken if you've changed your stripes.

Merry Christmas to all!

Nedra Lee in Missouri

"KenCo" wrote in message
...
T wrote:
How politically correct... Are you from California perhaps??*LOL*

Tim...


umm, no! im in Rhode Island.
just saw it on another group....



"KenCo" wrote in message
...

From:
To: All Recipients
Date: 25/12/2001-
'Tis The Season To Be Jolly


On behalf of the executive management, please accept with no
obligation stated or implied our best wishes for a low stress,
gender-neutral, non-addictive, socially responsible, environmentally
conscious, celebration of the Winter Solstice. These wishes are to be
observed within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or of their choice not to observe religious or secular
traditions what so ever.

Further, on behalf of the executive management, please accept with no
obligation stated or implied our best wishes for a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognitions of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of
2002, but not without respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America
'great' (which is not to imply that America is necessarily greater
than any other country or is the only 'America' in the Western
Hemisphere) and without regard to raced, creed, color, age, physical
ability, sex, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the
wishee.

By accepting the greeting, grantee is accepting on the following terms
and conditions:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal without prior
notice [and]
This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration of the
original greeting [and]
This greeting neither states nor implies what-so-ever by the grantor
to implement any of the wishes of the grantee [and]

This greeting is void where prohibited by law [and]

This greeting is revocable at the sole discretion of the grantor [and]

These wishes are certified to perform as expected, within the usual
understanding of the term 'good tidings' for a period of 1 (one) year,
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday and/or secular greeting,
whichever comes first. This warranty is limited to replacement of this
wish, or issuance of a new wish, at the sole discretion of the
grantor. No good wishes, other than those expressly and specifically
stated herein, are implied. [and]

Great care has been taken to ensure the accuracy and utility of the
information contained in these 'wishes', but no warranty is made,
express or implied and neither the author nor the executive management
assume any liability in connection with any use or result from the use
of the 'wishes' contained herein.




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Old 24-12-2003, 04:35 PM
KenCo
 
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Nedra wrote:
Okay ... i'm gonna say something that I may regret but if I
remember Ken correctly - he's as much of a conservative as
I am! The writing is just tongue-in-cheek for Ken. Correct
me Ken if you've changed your stripes.

Merry Christmas to all!



Im sorta middle of the road but non conformist.
I vote the person, not party.

funny is funny, im taking no sides w/ this one,
I just thought it was cute!





Nedra Lee in Missouri

"KenCo" wrote in message
...

T wrote:

How politically correct... Are you from California perhaps??*LOL*

Tim...


umm, no! im in Rhode Island.
just saw it on another group....




"KenCo" wrote in message
...


From:
To: All Recipients
Date: 25/12/2001-
'Tis The Season To Be Jolly


On behalf of the executive management, please accept with no
obligation stated or implied our best wishes for a low stress,
gender-neutral, non-addictive, socially responsible, environmentally
conscious, celebration of the Winter Solstice. These wishes are to be
observed within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or of their choice not to observe religious or secular
traditions what so ever.

Further, on behalf of the executive management, please accept with no
obligation stated or implied our best wishes for a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognitions of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of
2002, but not without respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America
'great' (which is not to imply that America is necessarily greater
than any other country or is the only 'America' in the Western
Hemisphere) and without regard to raced, creed, color, age, physical
ability, sex, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the
wishee.

By accepting the greeting, grantee is accepting on the following terms
and conditions:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal without prior
notice [and]
This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration of the
original greeting [and]
This greeting neither states nor implies what-so-ever by the grantor
to implement any of the wishes of the grantee [and]

This greeting is void where prohibited by law [and]

This greeting is revocable at the sole discretion of the grantor [and]

These wishes are certified to perform as expected, within the usual
understanding of the term 'good tidings' for a period of 1 (one) year,
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday and/or secular greeting,
whichever comes first. This warranty is limited to replacement of this
wish, or issuance of a new wish, at the sole discretion of the
grantor. No good wishes, other than those expressly and specifically
stated herein, are implied. [and]

Great care has been taken to ensure the accuracy and utility of the
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express or implied and neither the author nor the executive management
assume any liability in connection with any use or result from the use
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I'll second that.

Gail

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Old 25-12-2003, 01:32 AM
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HMMM well I am glad to see someone fixed the problem with this....when I saw
it, someone had coded the text in alternating red and green, I pointed out
that the message was NOT p/c if the underlying text conveyed a message of
Christmas (red & green) EVERYONE HAVE A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS :-)

"KenCo" wrote in message
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From:
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Date: 25/12/2001-
'Tis The Season To Be Jolly


On behalf of the executive management, please accept with no
obligation stated or implied our best wishes for a low stress,
gender-neutral, non-addictive, socially responsible, environmentally
conscious, celebration of the Winter Solstice. These wishes are to be
observed within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or of their choice not to observe religious or secular
traditions what so ever.

Further, on behalf of the executive management, please accept with no
obligation stated or implied our best wishes for a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognitions of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of
2002, but not without respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America
'great' (which is not to imply that America is necessarily greater
than any other country or is the only 'America' in the Western
Hemisphere) and without regard to raced, creed, color, age, physical
ability, sex, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the
wishee.

By accepting the greeting, grantee is accepting on the following terms
and conditions:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal without prior
notice [and]
This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration of the
original greeting [and]
This greeting neither states nor implies what-so-ever by the grantor
to implement any of the wishes of the grantee [and]

This greeting is void where prohibited by law [and]

This greeting is revocable at the sole discretion of the grantor [and]

These wishes are certified to perform as expected, within the usual
understanding of the term 'good tidings' for a period of 1 (one) year,
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday and/or secular greeting,
whichever comes first. This warranty is limited to replacement of this
wish, or issuance of a new wish, at the sole discretion of the
grantor. No good wishes, other than those expressly and specifically
stated herein, are implied. [and]

Great care has been taken to ensure the accuracy and utility of the
information contained in these 'wishes', but no warranty is made,
express or implied and neither the author nor the executive management
assume any liability in connection with any use or result from the use
of the 'wishes' contained herein.




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Old 29-12-2003, 07:02 PM
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I hope you knew I was just teasing... Not enough laughter in the world
today.. Wishing the best for the New Year.. Happy Fish keeping..

Tim


"Gail Futoran" wrote in message
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I'll second that.

Gail

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